43 days until to the election
Highlights:
>greens eating themselves alive, Turei is kill
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For greenies/benefit fraudsters literally shaking in tears check out #IamMetiria
>Gareth "cat killer" Morgan says Labour will need more than 'Jacinda Trudeau' to change the government
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>Some news about greenpeace and oil or something I dunno I don't care enough to look
Personally I don't think anyone who gives toothy blowies is fit to lead our country
*Blocks your path*
John Key is looking terrible
>I picked a meme degree, now I scab off your tax dollars
#IamMetiria
i cry erytiem
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I like the fact that they are starving to death.
Sorry lads, not this time
>Fact
#JacindaTrudeau
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>muh springbok tour
>muh nelson mandela
Turei is oppressed POC!
Who are you boys voting for?
NZFirst party vote
My electorate vote is locked up by labour so doesn't really matter
These fine Kiwis. First Auckland, then the rest of the country.
Ah, I see you're a man of culture, too.
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR COUNTRY WE'RE FUCKING FULL!
Drunko checking in
>i wish i was at home buying Auckland properties
>i bet these plebs don't even own a fish and chip shop
>2017
>being able to fully open your eyes
>i wish ACT would break 0.3%
>tfw NZFirst wants 1 cent per litre of water to sell in bottles
>i've never met an indian that doesn't smell like poo
Auckuck here, someone has to do something about these goddammed labourcucks
Infuriates me that i turned my family to the light of NzFirst, now they're cucking for labour.
>Oh user, you brought up so e good points but i'm voting for Jacinda, because shes a woman
REEEEEE
Fuck these "people"
My mother is doing the exact same thing, I am the first to go NZF and she just goes "We need to get rid of the old kids club, get some new women in there!"
Me too, I had my sister and mum on board with nzfirst until Jacinda Trudeau showed up. Need dirt on that bitch
wow
She probably fucked her deputy or Tony Blair.
Please vote NZF Winston will come up top over greens this year cant wait!
Probably. Her dad helped national fuck Niue so I doubt they get along. Her email address would help
Hello
This labour surge is your fucking fault dad
Send help, commies winning
You won't be using that profanity in my presence, you cheeky sod. Get to your room.
Was about ready to hit her desu senpai when she told me.
Need to get out of this shithole town, everything here is designed to piss you off
Went and got covefe this morning, couldn't even get into the place some streetshitter with her 2 kids were at the table nearest the door, almost trip over them. She had the whole cafe empty and does that shit at the door.
Fruitloop coloured hair tranny barrista cant even make a half decent flat white, and to top it off some gook crashed into another zipper and had to sit and wait in traffic for another half hour
>Send help
In case you haven't noticed, I can't even criticize anything anymore without the fear of getting arrested. We have a Muslim as Mayor in our capital city, Muslim ghetto's in every major city, commie students everywhere. We're just as fucked as you. No actually I take that back, we're more fucked than you are.
That sucks man, where I'm at I mostly just have mongrel mob and head hunters
west Auckland here, help.
oh fuck this whole thread is down right adorable
Thanks Alan.
>if only you knew how bad things really are
Get your Queen to remove Kebab, heck i think half the commonwealth would assist with removal
I'd rather live near maoris than these fucking gooks and streetshitters
I want R_thedon to leave
Racist&sexisistmuch.jpeg
>*annexes fridge*
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>G_d
Had to be a fucking kike
>implying the Queen can do anything anymore
She's a NORMAN. The Monarch doesn't care about the native Anglo populace. Even if she does care, she's probably being kept quiet and has her hands tied when it comes to speaking out. Nothing but civil war can save us now, and we haven't even got the balls to start a civil war, let alone the weapons. We're done.
>*calls enrichment squad*
Wellington lefty twitter is all kikes and niggers. Leave them be tho, they discredit themselves every time they open their mouths, their echo chamber will be the greens downfall
Does anyone else here go to Otago uni? I'm sick of seeing all the International Socialist posters obnoxiously jamming up every fucking noticeboard
Start putting up poosters trashing socialism then?
>spent 20 minutes in pizzahut with the head hunters
most awkward wait for pizza i've had, especially because i order under "lord papa john"
Excuse my basic bitch understanding of the monarchy but parlement falls under the Queen? Also (((who))) is keeping her quiet. And arent the defence forces sworn to her and not parlement?
RKGTKRWN
Why is Winnie being so quiet? He's letting horse face mop up the lol-greens vote
We get those up at UoA as well.
Count your blessings, at UC we get feminist jeopardy night as part of diversity week
>diversity week
loll.
There isn't even one right wing club at UC. Maybe a dozen left leaning clubs?
Most of the Queens power is ceremonial. She has vast influence, though.
>(((who)))
We all know (((who))) is keeping her quiet. If she even thinks about standing up to them, she'll be replaced. And yes, the Armed Forces pledge allegiance to the current Monarch and her subjects. Not that it maters. If the Queen remains loyal to the Jude, that's who they'll defend.
scribble out the "inter"
Checked for perfect idea
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>waiting for bus
>notice coalburner and her screaming kid in front of me
>notice half the people around me are asian
>notice the bunch of 12-year old girls dressed like sluts
>notice every white male but me at the bus stop is obese
>bus finally arrives
>get on
>guy I'm sitting next to keeps trying to sell me his mixtape
I wish I was joking.
The Royal lineage is about to be culturally enriched. Do you really think they'd do anything?
Is mummy going to win?
The water tax thing is a safe bet for them. All farmers vote National anyway, so they can easily just say fuck em.
>mixtape
Is this a magic bus that transports you to 1995?
Checked lad!!
Hahhahahahahahaha thanks for the hearty kek cuck
unironcally kiwi Sup Forumstards need to start wifing these so called "12 year olds" well before they turn into whores.