HAPPENING

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We are on standby!

>it's actually real
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Calling bullshit

OMG OMG HAPPENING LEGIT REAL HAPPENING

make yo move nork boi.

>The tweet that saved Western civilization

Fuck yeah cunts

>that trigger discipline
Women need to be exterminated.

oh fugg

Honestly I feel like we're in a TV show.
Putin, Trump, and Kim. Three crazy people dragging the world to an end. It will be the funniest thing.

imagine being a disgusting burger who's about to btfo'd by best korea

DO IT! JUST, DO IT! MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE!

Do normies know yet about how shills and bots get bumped to top comments all the time?

WE CANNOT HAVE THIS ORANGE MANIAC HAVE THE NUCLEAR CODES.

I REPEAT

WE CANNOT HAVE THIS ORANGE MANIAC HAVE THE NUCLEAR CODES.

checked
oh is real
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Silence, kike.

Fag

Nothing will happen.

Trump can't strike first an Kim would be a massive tard to do so which btw, China wont allow.

Maybe we'll send another missile your way as well.

Jesus...I know where this is. I know this unit...

At least the one in front has an eye out for the enemy. Whatever direction they come from

I wouldn't call Putin crazy, he's pretty level headed desu. Check out Oliver Stone's interviews with him.

Antisemite.
Homophobic.

Don’t even compare Kim with the other two. He’s like a guy from different planet. It literally feels like it’s Earth vs. alien invaders the norks.

>Degenerate west coast is the target
>Even if NK Launches and it hits, nothing of value will be lost

Good day either way.

kek

Is this what the mightiest military forces in the world look like?

>locked and loaded
Trump is such a retard.
But he's our retard.

>Instable

Shut the fuck up you nigger kike poof fuck nugget. You're catching a nuke too

If my ID starts with k than we will all see california get nuked today

All reds will be dead.

Lul how he retweeted the poll where he beats obama.

I dont care what liberals say this guy is hilarious

You've already been BTFO by a decent chunk of Africa.

Sorry to take the wind out of all of your sails but this right here is probably the most likely outcome. Kim would have to be SUPREMELY fucking pants-on-head batshit cuckoo to attack.

Surprised no one posted this yet:
ONE EYE ON THE GOOKS
ONE EYE ON THE STREETS

I hate trump so much right now.

Makes me sick. The former drill sergeant in me wants to make sure the following corrected training is applied until she gets it.

Just fire them already, im tired of waiting!!!!

>A cantonese image board prank worked so well it ended the world
This is the final chapter of the world, and some here wrote it.

These digits determine if Trump gets taken out by the deep state as soon as WW3 starts

If Kim could hurry up and nuke LA before 7am, that would be great. I really don't want to go to work today.

If my,ID starts with J we all die

Yes goy, don't build your defenses, only USA can do this so they can attack you easily like Iraq who removed nuclear capabilities. Either you with American NATO, Rothschild banks & buying American products or you are an enemy of democracy.

Nice. But why isn't he making Japan or Russia do the work

>said the kike pulling the strings in the shadows

He is literally Hitler!
>crash
>burn
>nuclear codes

kek

stupid fucking drumpf dragging us into a war.

Im not getting drafter and dying for my stupid republican prime minister. ill die for the queen and her land, not some gay ass peninsula

If my ID starts with 8 we will kill Kim today

Top, fucking, kek, right there. I don't care who you are. Or is it "whom"? I always get those two mixed up. Who and whom, I mean. I need to check my Strunk & White on that. Now where is it? This desk is so cluttered. I gotta get my life sorted out. I need another cup of coffee, too. Damn, this is tasty. Tasty coffee. So early in the morning, too. Tasty.
--What? Where am I?

these digits decide if habbening

What did he mean by this?

North Korean guns fully in place, locked and loaded.
Your move little Trumpy.

kek'd

>3 post by this ID

er. that one at the front? is it the lookout?

LETS DO THIS WOOOOO

Let the North Koreans be free! This is the perfect moment! Now or never!

STFU NIGGER

if xxx it starts (ends) today

RWDS YOU READY?

>find another path
We Samurai Jack now.

Lol you cant even buy GTA V

What did he mean by this?

Easiest (you's) of my life

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IT DIDN'T HAVE TO BE THIS WAY

>antisemite
I'm counter semitic as hitler was

Well, what if he is? Third generation great leader, grandson of eternal leader and head of a country where everobody sees him as God.. I wouldn't be surprised if he actually did it.

shouldnt you be circumsizing a baby with your mouth, schlomo?

>tfw your taoiseach will never tweet 'locked and loaded' nor anything of the sort, and is a gay poo

t. Haaretz reader

Has meme magic gone to far?

>the queen and her land

thats some cuck talk there but id not expect anything less from a chink.

Let's help Sup Forums

Lil Kim probably launched a shitload of hot air balloons with incendiary devices on them hoping that they will land along the west coast and start huge fires. Kinda like the Japanese tried to do. That's probably why he gave such a retarded timeline for his attack.

SIG is shit now
I hope the army pulls the contract

Post yfw you die in a nuclear explosion.

IT HAS TO BE THIS WAAAAAY

He's literally the opposite of Hitler. And I'm unironically saying that as a bad thing.

No. That would be actually good. Unfortunately he is literally Hillary.

One eye on the gooks
One eye on the nukes

what's even the point in missiles-- aren't they ez to shoot down?

READY TO FIGHT ON YOUR ORDER, CHIEF

>when the president says "locked and loaded"

This situation resolves peacefully per Kek.

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Guys it's my birthday soon, can Trump nuke it on this day please ?

>instable
>egotistically challenged
This is what happens when you raise spoilt shits. They invent realities from their own delusions by inventing language.

We're truly living in the tower of Babel.

>a button that destroys the planet
They believe this shit.

we were fucking with an egyptian god of chaos/darkness. we knew the risks

youtube.com/watch?v=14IRDDnEPR4

>a fucking burger

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The North Korean situation is a failure of every single US president since the Korean war.

Trump has been handed this situation at the worst possible time and is dealing with it, but of course he'll be painted as a warmonger.

Nice to see a hartley hooligan reaching their potential.

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Do BurgerBros really speak like that?

> locked and loaded

kek


It really seems to be a children game for Trump. I love it!

Nice digits too my man. Today is your lucky day.