THIS TIME ITS REALLY FUCKING HAPPENING
WE ARE NOW IN HAPPENING CON 2
WE WW3 NOW
THIS TIME ITS REALLY FUCKING HAPPENING
WE ARE NOW IN HAPPENING CON 2
WE WW3 NOW
Calm down. Nothing is happening. See digits for more
You failed
Gotta love the Chinese when they bring a plan together. The PLA tank brigades are topping off their tanks now.
Blumpf is going to kill us all! Fuck you Trumptards!
kek wills it
yes it's happening
fireworks tonight
i take it back, looks like it isn't
like it ever would
>two fat kids are throwing baloney at each other in the back of the bus
I really don't want to die for these nerds.
It will be so warm
>dozens of IT'S HAPPENING threads every hour
>as per usual, nothing is happening
Worst meme.
Guys, if I get nuked you can keep my loot.
What happened to the threads about that guy who said who could kickstart the war?
This entire war is going to come down to the "Han Shot First" debate in retrospect
Fuck me we're living a meme reality
trips or quads for real happs
>guys
Good. Let's get started already.
8?
not happening
Thread theme:
habbending
It's go time motherfuckers.
may God be with us
I just wish this war would start already. HIMARS on Nippon Island are already pointing at Norks, I just wanna see them go.
If they do launch 4 missiles near Guam, what happens then?
Shit or get of the pot Kim Jong Un. Like enough saber rattling and strutting around. Drop some bombs and go out like a hero.
I'm gonna need a more reliable source.
Fuck yes, let's get this party started.
>mfw those filters are gone forever
fucking libtards, NO FUN ALLOWED, i couldn't even get the chance to use them..
i like this song
it fucking happens...
it's actually infuriating
who else comfy here?
The only thing we need to worry about is what happens after Korea gets glassed. I'll miss my Korean soap operas.
fugg :DD
These.
Happening fags, kys.
My question as well, Britanon. Would this constitute an offensive show of strength on the part of DPRK and, therefore, legitimate an American/Japanese/South Korean countermeasure?
The effective end of North Korea as a country.
I wonder how far off the coast of guam counts as international waters, anybody know? If they shoot missiles there surely nobody can do anything about it right?
Just fucking nuke me already, Kim.
cheecked
Rain of fire on Nork arty positions incoming.
if missiles land anywhere near US mainland it will force our hand to retaliate
>We WW3 now
LOL. Someone still doesn't know about Ameritards. Protip: We love burning commies. Si much so, we even do it to our own.
LIGHT IT UP, KIM!
ITS HAPEPNEING
ALT RAIGHT DETH SQUATS NAW
It was too powerful
...
My grandfather fought in the Korean War
So i guess it's my turn now
RIP NORTH KOREA THE LAST BASTION OF FREEDOM FROM THE ((BANKERS))
The only way the norks would attack the US is if they pulled some secret weaponry out of their asses. No one is retarded enough to piss off the US without equivalent military power.
Just launch the fucking nukes already, I'm tired of this endless dickwaving. I want to either die in a nuclear blast or rape and pillage Korean and Chinese bitches before I get shot
FIRE
AND
FURY
Omg theres sources flying over my roof right now
>implying this isn't just more NK dick waving, the same shit they do every year
fuck you faggot. you german cucks make me sick to my fucking stomach
What happens if they nuke yellowstone?
Fish BTFO
I don't know, it feels different this time, I don't think they're used to having a US President that actually talks shit back to them
boy he bout to do it
Dr. Strangelove remake when
...
but they do actually test missiles every year and the next test will end in war
...
do you remembah
>do you remembah
do you remembah
>do you remembah
do you remembah
>do you remembah
The norks call for war
We're ready to kill
Rev up the choppers
This'll be a thrill
We will show them fire and fury
Unlike the world has ever seen
We'll make sure it's quick and its clean
They wont live long, they will all hang
We'll make sure they go out with a bang
something is going to happen nigger
digits confirm
why would north korea launch an attack on guam instead of a major north american city? isn't it a pussy and useless move to attack guam, not causing any major disturbance, and effectively allowing retaliation onto pyongyang itself which would be disastrous for north koreans?
ohhhh fuuuuuuggggggg
checked
To be fair they never said they would attack guam
I don't think Kim realizes that if there ever was a president to retaliate to threats and completely wipe them out for good, its probably this one.
>MFW Norks nuke Japs
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Unless it nails Guam directly nothing will happen
The Norks have gone hot against South Korea several times in the past ten years, including shelling an island, sinking a ship, and throwing all kinds of shit towards Japan
THE TWENTY FI-- THIRD NIGHT OF SEPTEMBAH
dancin' in septemBUH
> dancin' in septemBUH
dancin' in septemBUH
> dancin' in septemBUH
dancin' in septemBUH
> dancin' in septemBUH
Checked.
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HAPPENING
Holy Kek
:DD
fire and fury
ALSO POWER
...
Please, humanity needs a cull. Kek of Chaos, don't let me down. Praise Kek.
Fuckin witnessed
Could be a distraction. We shall see on the 15th (NK Liberation Day) if anything happens.
It's been an honor shit posting with you all lads
HAPPENING
Shock and awe 2.0 happens
Or as Trump calls it, fire and fury
Also kek @ captcha
checked. its fucking happening
Trump wasn't commander in chief of the worlds largest armed force though
>Dessert Storm
>Shock and Awe
>Fire and Fury
Satisfying names
THIS IS IT
RIGHTLY SO GOOD SIR
To war! For God and Country!
QUADS BITCH
Or the eclipse.
>NK's launch near Guam to provoke US
>missiles so inaccurate they all hit Guam and kill tens of thousands of people
It's only unfortunate that Pyongyang doesn't roll off the tongue quite like Nagasaki or Hiroshima
Very nice viking