What if North Korea really does nuke us?

What if North Korea really does nuke us?
What if they hit us with an EMP?
It will take them years to rebuild the electric grid.
I don't think i can go without gay porn for that long.

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just kys and get buttfucked in hell

Whatever.

>Grew up without internet and electricty for a long time
>Know how to live without it still
>No power would be inconvenient for a while
>Still keep right on keeping on

A purge of the limp wristed faggots would be a good thing.

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As has been stated before, if a nuke hits the US, the US would have to let it happen. Lets hope the jews still have use for you guys.

USA:
>fuck yea 'murica
>USA USA USA USA USA
>Friendly reminder that we're the No.1 superpower on this planet
>How can Europoors even compete xD?
Also USA:
>Guys, what if the Norks will nuke us?
>What if we can't shoot down their rockets
>WWIII, I don't want to be enlisted
>P-please, anything but the burgeers
>Europeans are our allies, right? You will help us, right?
>P-please hold me pol, I'm really scared right now :'(

It would be the push for the US to update and upgrade the piss poor utilities that they seem to put on the backburner.
Here in Upstate NY things are absolutely shitty when it comes to water and the electrical systems. Everything is barely updated versions of the groundwork put in during the early Americana days and they need to be fixed already, but an EMP would be the push to finally replace everything with modern tech.
That being said. I don't want that push to happen, but if it did, they would need to really take a look at America and how to upgrade the country.

Don't worry, you'll have plenty of opportunities for gay sex in the wastelands to pay for water.

>tfw Eagle Scout who thinks we should kill everyone who can't successfully and happily live off the land for years anyway

Fuck y'all faggots who need the 1st world for shit

>What if North Korea really does nuke us?
I think it is a long shot. Y'all should be worried about a country with a mature nuclear program like Russia. NK is likely to fail.

Nobody's nuking anybody, some warning shots maybe, but no real war

Why should I worry about a white Christian majority country?

You really think our Jew United States is better?

this. Can't wait for the weak to perish.

I like you, user, you can have some goolosh back at my camp. Hope you like cards.

Why would they do that?

America is big so I doubt the consequences would only be bad for a "few" broadly seen although they'll proudly get the crown for the dumbest fucks on the planet. Which will turn the country upside-down politically, now imagine that habbening.

Humans are smart, and don't like giving up luxuries. You'll be surprised how fast things get hooked back up - especially if there's a dose of deregulatory fervor to paint the opportunity broad and bright.

Let there be price gouging in reconstruction and the damage will be minimized!

This is exactly the happening we need to weed out the dumbest fucks among us.

I don't care if we get nuked in the usa, because my puts i bought yesterday on the vix are going to be worth triple in a week.

Why can't someone threaten to bomb the usa every two weeks? That would be sweet.

>believing North Korea has a functional ICBM

To add onto this, what the USA needs is exactly a return to the lifestyle outlined by the Unabomber in his manifesto - even if only temporarily.

An agrarian lifestyle produces much stronger citizens.

I'll bring the botchi ball set... and ammo.

3,552 mi
Distance from North Korea to Alaska

I think they can manage this, even with a medium range rocket.

kim won't do shit

At least you guys have guns if the world goes defcon

Can't exactly go out into post apocolyptia armed with a plastic safety spoon with a blade under half an inch can I?

Do I really need to post the PDF that outlines manufacturer of fully auto sub-machine-guns from mostly plumbing parts from stores?

I mean, I will.

So we lose some shitty west coast cities? What exactly is there to lose?

Nato and the trillions the DoD spend on defense you dumb fucking faggot.
Slide this thread.

Why worry about this when there's a larger chance we would accidentally nuke ourselves?

Most notably:

3 to 4 megaton bomb doesn't explode in North Carolina only because the final arming switch (a literal switch on the bomb itself) wasn't flipped.
> en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1961_Goldsboro_B-52_crash

A technician drops a lug nut which ruptures the fuel tank on a Titan missile. The fucking missile explodes and the warhead is thrown out into the forest.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1980_Damascus_Titan_missile_explosion

More:
> en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_military_nuclear_accidents

I got a tank if you want to troll some germans.

This'll work:

thehomegunsmith.com/pdf/BSP-SMG_Book.pdf

>What if they hit us with an EMP? It will take them years to rebuild the electric grid
[Citation needed]
We've known about this EMP thing for decades, when the Soviet Union existed. You think we don't have our stuff hardened against it?

I sure do wish they don't hit San Francisco and it's wonderful 9 District court. Or Portland and its diverse hip community. That would really be a terrible loss.

You mean the luddie?

youtube.com/watch?v=mHAO8oxwioU

Guns aren't some magic technology, we've had them over a century. Anyone can make one.

>it's

Aye, Brother.

No.
We don't.

>9 District court

It's common knowledge the electric grid is far too large in the US to be adequately protected.

It would've cost these dumb fuck 100 year old companies too much to do it.

I reckon I could make something better, its possible to make something to rifle a barrel with a little bit of knowlage

just masturbate to your imagination, degenerate homo

Definitely! Make it happen!

Although.. I do have access to a lathe... that's an essential thing you'll need for a rifled barrel.

Why though ? The moment they send a nuke every nation on earth will mobilize and invade NK, dismantle the government and stealthly execute everyone involved.

If we all lost power, every single hick, nigger, Jew and Christian will unite to put up every electrical substation. You underestimate how much we like our power and how much we rely on it. If the power company can't do shit, you bet every one else will be working their ass off and do it themselves.

If I remember correctly some guy on /k/ was able to produce some sort of sten-looking smg and deemed it satisfactorily for use. The docs are probably somewhere in the /k/ompendium.

That's cute you went to summer camp and now you feel like a real live Native American!! How adorable.

I'm just going to play spades, get fresh water and check my trapline - and perhaps ferment some water for beer - the entire fucking time we're in fallout mode, it's going to be TITS!

And you underestimate how hard it is to make those substations.
Especially with no working factories to produce them.

Fuck you, Sweetie.

I did all my shit way before the BSA got soft and faggy.

I do, I also have access to lots of 'free' stainless steel and could easily get some small bore pipe.
I'll have a look

NOTHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN FAGGOTS!

Texas has it's own power grid, Texans aren't even worried

Nice. I'd say start now quite honestly. Check out all the pdfs between what I posted and the /k/ompendium, start making some rifled barrels and be happy you're so far ahead of your entire country.

>What are porn magazines
>What is printing & downloading
>What is non-internet life

>being concerned about kim nuking you
tbqbh familamiam if youre worried about the 3 in asian boy nuking you youre probably a west coast nigger

Typical pattern:
1. North Korea rattles sabres and threatens attacks
2. US/South Korea/Japan/UN provide additional aid in money or food

Step 2 in this instance has been replaced with a FUCK YOU and heavy international sanctions. It'll be interesting to see how North Korea does with even less food.

On the down-low I've been conditioned to expect this.

a couple years of less (or no) food aide will drastically reduce their already lame military prowess.

>every single hick, nigger, Jew and Christian will unite to put up every electrical substation
You're a fucking idiot.
The first thing that is going to happen is massive chimpouts from niggers and looting.
What civic nationalists like you fail to realize is that North Korea isn't even the major threat, their nukes aren't the major threat. The threat is already in America. There is a massive biological weapon ready to explode in Murica. All it takes is a little disaster and niggers will be unleashed to rape and pillage.
We've already seen it happen with natural disasters like floods.

I think i'll join the local gun club at some point. Get myself a straight pull

If they hit California it will be a sure celebration. Libearlism and feminism only exist when your life is not threatened and you have an abudance of food and water.

probably a good idea, I only just joined my local club last month. We're a competitive trap shooting club and it's fun as hell. They have bunkers on either side of the main hall for rifle/pistol target practice and a fully stocked bar, really good guys.

it would hit LA the worst, saving America. so it kim, do it for justice.

>rebuild the electric grid

We're not doing that, faggot. We're just going to surround the cities with National Guardsmen and shoot whoever tries to make it past the perimeter. Fuck the Urban Archipelago.

>nuke Alaska

>It will take them years to rebuild the electric grid.

No Internet for years, how will people access their cryptocurrencies? Guess BitCoin is BTFO.

Maybe someone hasn't dealt with so much hatred in their life that they don't want millions of children dying because of some fat asian fuck not getting his gibs

>I don't think i can go without gay porn for that long.

Make gay home movies with your brother and corner the post nuke gay porn market.

Population loss: 3

in the event of an EMP, rebuilding the grid wont actually take that long.
1.) any emp that the norks can use wont have ridiculous range so unless they blow it on the central stations its not gonna do a whole lot of damage
2.) most peripheral power stations have backup generators for emergency/military services
3.) all military bases have backup generators
4.) all cellphone towers have backup generators
5.) it really wont take that long to repair an emp'd grid station because they will only have to replace specific parts

I've got one more year until I'm past draft age you faggots don't start ww3 yet

And uncountable moose and bears, anons, think of the moose and bears!

You don't know what you're talking about. That EMP knocking out the electrical grid comes from a sci-fi book. Stop making shit up, stop acting like you know what the fuck you're talking about and stop acting like you aren't just some fucking dork sitting behind his computer running his mouth.

>What if North Korea really does nuke us?

You lose Commiefornia and Best Korea gets a (((central bank))).

bears no but moose jerky is good and i'd be mad if kim jong oink made me miss out on a shit ton of moose jerky

Wouldn't an EMP fuck up any electronics relying on chips or memory/storage of any kind (supposing it was on at the time of the pulse)?

Clearly this is something they would have to build here in the US.

>ywn get drunk and play bochi ball with Sup Forums

If a emp happens hope you are caught up on your survivorman and naked and afraid.

maybe youll un gay yourself when you get a real job at rebuilding

Kys.

About time you get nuclear purging.

>Norks emp America
>Eliminating porn and social media for years
>America builds space elevator with all the time and energy saved

Nopes, he is right. Go loop up a random chipmaker, like Altera. They all have hardened chips.

And it is easy to shield against this. Just surround your devices with a mesh finer than the wavelength of the pulse. It is called a Faraday cage.

They've been rattling their swords for decades...
They won't do jack shit and if they try to, their nuke will probably blow up in their face

Thread's over on that note boys.