I'm scared lads

I'm scared lads.
I live in California, and I know for a fact if we go to war, we're gonna get bombed to shit.
I have $1000, which state should I evacuate to?

1000 dollars? more than enough for a shotgun so you can blow your head off you pathetic piece of shit

Tasmania

Georgia

$1000 aint shit nowadays

i hope you die in a fireball

I miss California

Alaska, because at least you can die in a nice landscape/environment.

north korea

You should evacuate to Mexico

None, you should go drown yourself in the ocean like all the other Californians.

Just go play with sand in Nevada for a few days you left coast faggot.

It's enough for a plane ticket, and a couple months of food and water.

its too late

Join the military and defend your nation, you limp-dicked piece of shit.

>I live in California, and I know for a fact if we go to war, we're gonna get bombed to shit.

You're an idiot.

KEK

Indiana has a really low cost of living. It fucking sucks as a state though

Use those $1,000 to buy a lead lined refrigerator and take everything out of it so you can sit inside. This will save you from the nuclear because I saw it in Indiana Jones one time

the middle of nowhere. so alabama

kek will drink your commie blood

$1000 in California
Thats like $8 in the rest of the U.S.

Answer: Anywhere other than where you are, as well as Oregon and Washington. I hope those two states get lit up too.

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Texas if your not a liberal faggot

Fuck off we're full.

>I live in California, and I know for a fact if we go to war, we're gonna get bombed to shit.

by friendly fire maybe

Go to ks, mo, or arkansas. Everyone has guns and plenty of natural resources and rent/housing is cheap in small towns

Lol no it's not

Maybe a greyhound bus ticket and a few months worth of food and water

Or a plane ticket and one months food and water

...

Fuck off, we're full

Canada.
All califags need to go to canada and renounce your citizenships so that you don't get drafted.
Hurry before it's too late.

Vermont is safe, 93% white, 10$ minimum wage. Be careful though this place can reeally fuck you up

Sorry friend just got word from the governor and Arkansas is officially full.

96% white*

None. You should go down with the faggots. If you manage to survive your duty is to eliminate the survivors. Only then will you be accepted into the resulting ethnostate.

Unless you live in a major city, I don't know if you need to be worried. I live in socal too, and I know it might sound like I'm in denial but a nork nuke isn't as big as you think

Daily reminder

Kim
>high energy
>confident
>laughs at the world's top superpower
>not afraid of anything
>doesn't even know what ballot box is
>communicates with the world by creating a world ending crises and launching nukes

Trump
>nervous
>afraid of small Asian country
>can be impeached
>had to be elected by votes
>uses Twitter to communicate with the world

user don't fall for the NORK Jew, it's a massive LARP.

make sure to go back and start an ancap society once cali is reduced to rubble
and keep the commies out

#Pray4California. #NotAllGooks.

Later sunshine nigger

>If you manage to survive your duty is to eliminate the survivors.
4Steps:
(1) Survive.
(2) Kill any Commie Survivor.
(3) Help Alt-Right Survivors.
(4) Profit

I'm not. Cali-bro here too my thoughts on if we get it.

>be me
>realize LA is fucked
>sad for an instant, knowing so am I
>anguish then turns to joy as I realize (((hollywood))) is going to burn too
>I return to dust with the happiest and most joyful of hearts, knowing the US is saved

Come down to San Diego with me.

come to texas or portland

Come to ontario, we need more diversity!

Your scared of this nation? They literally can't keep the lights on...

I'm a CaliFag too. I'm not worried. If we get nuked, we get nuked. I'll go up into the Sierras and live off the land.

WHAT?!?!?!?! +3% whiteness in 20 seconds???? what happened to white genocide?? this is excellent news i must inform London post haste.

San Diego would be one of the first targets lol
t. another San Diegan (north park)

I misremembered/ jamaal and his family left for vacation

San Diego is a huge military stronghold. If any missile get past our defense measures then you can bet your ass our military is actually a bunch of useless fucks.