Return Gibraltar

This is the last advice, return Gibraltar or face the consequences.
The time of piratery has gone and soon you won't be able to hide in those dirty islands like the flithy pirate you are.
You will face justice from the Spanish Empire.

In the name of God and the Holy Spirt, amen.

>t. Future Emperor

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Pay debts give use gold or face total collapse

Spain is ares your slave to germany.

Now suck my dick

TFW you're pissed the Brits are gonna have another empire and you're stuck to the bloated EU corpse and don't even control your own rightful clay.

I mean you can try...

The correct word is piracy, user

Come get it, we're wiating.

Reminder, Spain is rightful Habsburg clay.

Dude, we had our time of glory, and it was good while it lasted, but right now we should focus on more important issues inside this country other than a literal rock.
I don't want my country to become another Sweden, and it looks like it's on the way.

Just weit, we are comeing

The term ye looketh fer be poirasee, yarr

This is an engrish thread!

ARR, DOST THOU NOT RECOGNISE ME TONGUE?

>a new challenger appears
That rock is rightful American clay. You should've handed it over along with your colonies.

In the name of burgers and muscle cars, amen.

WE WUZ AN EMPIRE

We be waitin for ye yer olive oil lovin caants.
We only keep these 'ere island to entice that spaniard boi puss ovah

Ah the classic biblical pirate

Pope-loving cuckold.

AN THE LORR CAM DOWN TO US, ARR
AN HE SAID
"THOU SHALT NOT PLUNDER"
HAHAHAHA THE FILTHY LANDLUBBER
>settle down Moses we past the Red Sea now
ARR YES ME MATEY HATH I PARTETH THINE RED SEA AYY ARRRRRRR
>Moses ffs
>get yourself together man
>stop drinking koolaid from the Ark of the Covenant I swear it's spiking it
YE BE TRAITOR EH? WALK THA PLANK YE FILISTINE

Yes yes we very oil here

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Cmon Spain, let's have a game of happy slaps, winner keeps the rock

>is rightful American clay.
In fact is part of the deal for help you with this, so you should join us and France in this

>a game of happy slaps
What fucking euphemism for gay sex is that?

Meanwhile your beaches are being invaded from africa and your great cathedral at Córdoba is under threat from the leftie-mudslime alliance.

You ruined the game idiot.

have fun with the muzzies

Remember the last time a Hispanic nation tried to reclaim territory from the Brits? it didn't go well.

lol no

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invasion_of_Minorca_(1781)

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION

stay mad

I hope you do, then after brexit I wont need a passport for a holiday to madrid as it will belong to the uk.

Don't make me laugh Spaniard Nigger

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Just you fucking try you siestanigger we can just wage war in the afternoon when you are all asleep like the literal nigger tier Europeans that you are. You are all infected with moor blood anyway probably explains the laziness.

No

Haven't laughed like that in a long time
Well said Sir

be careful what you ask for!

ahahaha fucking nice one

We should really just take it. We have the best military in the world and it doesn't get used enough. Maybe Spain can have half of it.

españa wil rise once ageen

The possession of Gibraltar by Britain is the only thing preventing piracy in north west Africa and ensuring the freedom of travel into and out of the Mediterranean.

Italy, Spain and the rest bo not have the political will to prevent this. Only Britain.

British Gibraltar is preventing the Pillars from descending to the conditions found at the Horn of Africa.

NK will nuke the US soon, you think you will be able to fight alone vs Europe?

This is the future of every pirate

You guys did, why not us?

Yes, we have nukes ourselves, shit hole Spain barely has a standing army.