June 16th
Britain votes to leave the EU, the most democratic and free union in world history
June 30th
My best friend, a Slovakian, is smashed in the head with a brick by a Brexit voter and told 'we voted brexit, you don't get to live'
July 22nd
The price of fuel rising due to Brexit means I can no longer afford to drive 5 miles to my job at Aldi, and I have to walk for several hours each day
July 30th
I am late for work for the first time in 4 years
August 3rd
I am late for work for the second time in 4 years
August 20th
My best friend, a Slovakian, is told by his Brexit voting nurse that 'the brain damage is permanent just like the change in Europes demographics thanks to the refugee crisis, we voted leave'. The nurse then slaps him and laughs, he is too mentally damaged by the attack to care
October 11th
I am late for work for the 8th time in 4 years
November 20th
My parents divorced due to their different views on Brexit. I encourage my mother to sleep around as my dad voted Brexit
December 3rd
My Slovakian friend is discharged from hospital, he needed to stay for months more but the NHS can't afford it due to Brexit
December 25th
I spend Christmas alone as my mother is spending it with my Slovakian friend who she is fucking and taking advantage of
January 3rd
Sainsburys increase the price of their basics chocolate to 50p. I have to walk to Lidl for my chocolate.
February 4th
My laptop breaks. I can only afford a shitty netbook due to the rise in prices thanks to Brexit
March 1st
I am fired from my job for lateness
March 10th
I miss a rental payment
March 15th
I am mugged outside Lidl by a frightened Pole who needs to make a living in the wake of Brexit.
March 28th
I am formally served an eviction notice
Thanks, Brexshit.
