>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT?? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city. >the march toward the inevitable backlog
Im crusing on some thc edible yahooo roberts gonna get comfy in bed soon
Kayden Nelson
if tried listening to it but I can't get into it
I can't really understand what they're saying pls help
Connor Lee
Robert hunts niggers whats not too love
Nolan Turner
Lucckkky I can't cop until tomorrow. Anything exciting happening yet?
Angel Cook
This is my first time in one of these threads. I've been curious for a while but never really found the time/motivation until now.
Is there anything I need to know to get caught up with the oldfags?
Alexander Gonzalez
You get used to it pretty quickly. Just keep it on in the background as you browse the internet and soon you can understand the voices.
It's kind of fast paced but what you need to keep in mind is:
>CPD rarely uses codes for happenins, they're always described >numbers+letter (e.g. 1453-Charlie, 111-Robert) refer to a police car and the shift
Ryan Richardson
Take this!
Tyler Williams
Vancouver bc the dispensarys mail me my shit
Nolan Reyes
Just know the terminology in the OP, you'll catch on. Don't forget to check your keys.
Ryan Moore
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Adrian James
Thanks. I don't hear Robert yet, though. What constitutes night hours?
I'll just try to do this. I'll figure it out eventually.
Thanks anons.
Josiah Cox
Is it hot in chiraq tonight when will the chimps start nigging out
Samuel Martin
O shit she got pistol whipped!!!!!!!!
Asher Butler
It has been cool all month... things have slowed down as a result. Only 71 right now.
Adrian Jones
Not even 2 weeks since gibs day and male black is already too broke to afford bullets.
Carter Morris
>male black in the street trying to start fires
Jeremiah Martinez
10 PM Chiraq Time, 11 PM EST is when the third shift starts
Lincoln Perry
>mfw the OP edition become prophecy
I didn't ask for this responsibility
Dylan Thomas
>they've got knives, guns, and sticks
Chase Cox
Holy fuck, /cpd/ virgin here, Im honestly amazed at how bad the nigs chimp out in CHago. Imagine being one of those officers, constantly hearing "Suspect: Male Black". And they wonder why racial profiling is a thing.
Brody Harris
It's not profiling when colored folks literally commit all of the crime
Ryan Wood
I really wish I had screencapped the Libyan dude saying Chicago makes him feel better about his county.
Jace Rogers
Not exactly true. A lot of it goes unreported.
It's about the same, but much much worse depending on where you are.
Jaxson Thomas
hello /cpd/, it's been awhile. I've been so busy with life I haven't had the chance to tune in. anything happening in chiraq tonight?
Joseph Reyes
sup guys. i see this thread all the time, are the broadcasts really that entertaining? there must be something awesome about it if this has been such a long running thing.
Elijah Hughes
They can be. It's mostly chill, then you will get good stuff every 5-15min depending on activity level. It's good with that ambient music and a drink.
Hunter Fisher
Yes, it's like COPS on steroids, and it literally never ends. Can also be pretty funny when dispatch and cops bring the bantz
grab a bingo card and get comfy
Charles Long
top kek 'send someone over to some taco place, drunk white girl assaulted'
wew you guys weren't kidding.
Easton Parker
>drunk white bitch getting naked
Jace Anderson
Flash Tacos sounds like a good time. girl now taking her clothes off and throwing shit. this is hilarious.
Christopher Robinson
lay off the bath salts unless you wanna flip out and get naked in a taco joint
John Myers
FEMALE WHITE E M A L E
W H I T E
Jaxson Nguyen
holy shit i live in NYC and i've listened to the scanners here, they're nowhere near as busy and chatty as this shit. this is crazy. and its not even late yet, goddamn.
found the taco place with the crazy white girl.
Angel Hernandez
shots fired, top fucking kek. this place is a fucking warzone holy shit.
Noah Bennett
>female asian lighting paper on fire with matches
R A R E
Christopher Anderson
>lighting people on fire this is gold
Jordan Carter
Do they have sites like this for us bro over the pond? This pretty new to me burger bros.
Zachary Wright
paper? ohhhhh
Charles Ramirez
It is a warzone
Ryder Myers
I believe all your police traffic is encrypted.
Landon Rivera
>Asian in an alley with matches lighting people on fire
Doing god's work Roberts, Bless you all
Bentley Lewis
>dispatch using emercency broadcast to troll an officer listening to slow jams in his car
>crazy asian girl setting shit on fire
>boyfriend trying to break into a house over drug dispute
i'm gonna need to go get a buncha beers, this is great.
Leo James
how the fuck can a city have so many problems
Cooper Brooks
fairly certain it's highly illegal over here
Nolan Lopez
It's been run by Democrats since forever and two thirds of the populations is niggers or beaners.
Tyler Edwards
>uncontrollable black pit bulls going west
Asher Parker
Been watching the cville stuff, need some comfier stuff before bed. Stay safe Robert.
Jace Flores
looking at maps to get an idea of what Chicago is like and where this stuff goes down. where are the hotspots?
Nathan Wilson
Years ago it was pretty common for people to have police scanners, they changed it up tho. My uncle had one and him and his friend used to listen to it and get local gossip and happenings. Local thugs used to have them too, for obvious reasons.
Interactive crime map for you and homicide map pic
Jose Roberts
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Colton Ross
A recent guide compiled and posted in another thread, thought it might be good to have as a pocket reference.
Eli Fisher
>man struck by a rock
Caleb Thompson
Nice meme guide, but someone should make a real one where every interaction doesn't end in your clothes stained with blood. That guide literally only makes sense if you've lived your entire life in the shittiest ghettos of the shittest U.S. cities.
One thing that should be added to either the meme guide or a real guide is dealing with the tribal behavior of Dindus. They may be brutal, but they do have their own culture and it IS possible to infiltrate Dindu spaces by channeling your inner chimp.
Andrew Bell
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Christopher Morales
FIREWORKS I R E W O R K S
Carter Russell
>kids drinking and smoking weed in the alley
Robert Rogers
>they found a bumper on the corner
Christian Russell
>bums living in lockers
Sebastian Richardson
it's starting to pick up now that all the nogz are getting good and toasty
Kayden Perry
Just got here, anything good yet or pretty slow?
Samuel Garcia
>Customer broke the door off of a white Toyota.
Jacob Baker
>some sort of puncture wound to his left arm
Jason Sullivan
>Large group of male and females getting ready to fight in the street. Gangs of Chicago when?
Matthew Sullivan
>group of males attacking an occupied vehicle
Benjamin Nelson
Horse?
Adrian Green
>>old school bag lady in street
Ethan Wilson
*random horse noise*
Austin Anderson
Who is Robert and why does the dispatcher always talk about him?
Chase Baker
Chicongo has so much damn anger. Just listen to this shit. Why these people so angry
Logan Martin
>>bitch and/or bitches punched in the mouth Remember ladies, always pay your pimp.
Logan Young
Shit that's an awesome picture, thank you!
Mason Hughes
Shots fired, 4 male blacks running.
HERE WE GO
Kevin Rodriguez
Shots Fired!!!
Blake Rivera
Self esteem movement. They are all convinced they are the center of the universe. That and low IQ, agressive genes jewish media etc etc.
Basically the fall of western civilization. That's why we listen!
Isaac Clark
Btw, would be possible to turn this into a wallpaper?
Joshua Wright
I wonder what the intoxicated male is looking for in the garbage cans
Julian Reyes
>male turning over garbage cans garbage can assault
Zachary White
THAT NIGGA DEAD
Ethan Smith
>male hanging half out a wrangler nonresponsive
F
Landon Turner
bump
Josiah Brooks
It would be okay if they lived in the building though...freaky deaky in the laundry room. In an apartment building that is not there's.
