/cpd/ - CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - FRIDAY FRY-DAY EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
>the march toward the inevitable backlog

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro
DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU
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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
heyjackass.com
dnainfo.com/chicago/
chitownmugshots.com/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/
Crime in Wrigleyville and Boystown:
cwbchicago.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

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twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Evening, Roberts.

Im crusing on some thc edible yahooo roberts gonna get comfy in bed soon

if tried listening to it but I can't get into it

I can't really understand what they're saying
pls help

Robert hunts niggers whats not too love

Lucckkky I can't cop until tomorrow. Anything exciting happening yet?

This is my first time in one of these threads. I've been curious for a while but never really found the time/motivation until now.

Is there anything I need to know to get caught up with the oldfags?

You get used to it pretty quickly. Just keep it on in the background as you browse the internet and soon you can understand the voices.

It's kind of fast paced but what you need to keep in mind is:

>CPD rarely uses codes for happenins, they're always described
>numbers+letter (e.g. 1453-Charlie, 111-Robert) refer to a police car and the shift

Take this!

Vancouver bc the dispensarys mail me my shit

Just know the terminology in the OP, you'll catch on. Don't forget to check your keys.

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Thanks. I don't hear Robert yet, though. What constitutes night hours?

I'll just try to do this. I'll figure it out eventually.

Thanks anons.

Is it hot in chiraq tonight when will the chimps start nigging out

O shit she got pistol whipped!!!!!!!!

It has been cool all month... things have slowed down as a result. Only 71 right now.

Not even 2 weeks since gibs day and male black is already too broke to afford bullets.

>male black in the street trying to start fires

10 PM Chiraq Time, 11 PM EST is when the third shift starts

>mfw the OP edition become prophecy

I didn't ask for this responsibility

>they've got knives, guns, and sticks

Holy fuck, /cpd/ virgin here, Im honestly amazed at how bad the nigs chimp out in CHago. Imagine being one of those officers, constantly hearing "Suspect: Male Black". And they wonder why racial profiling is a thing.

It's not profiling when colored folks literally commit all of the crime

I really wish I had screencapped the Libyan dude saying Chicago makes him feel better about his county.

Not exactly true. A lot of it goes unreported.

It's about the same, but much much worse depending on where you are.

hello /cpd/, it's been awhile. I've been so busy with life I haven't had the chance to tune in. anything happening in chiraq tonight?

sup guys. i see this thread all the time, are the broadcasts really that entertaining? there must be something awesome about it if this has been such a long running thing.

They can be. It's mostly chill, then you will get good stuff every 5-15min depending on activity level. It's good with that ambient music and a drink.

Yes, it's like COPS on steroids, and it literally never ends. Can also be pretty funny when dispatch and cops bring the bantz

grab a bingo card and get comfy

top kek 'send someone over to some taco place, drunk white girl assaulted'

wew you guys weren't kidding.

>drunk white bitch getting naked

Flash Tacos sounds like a good time. girl now taking her clothes off and throwing shit. this is hilarious.

lay off the bath salts unless you wanna flip out and get naked in a taco joint

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holy shit i live in NYC and i've listened to the scanners here, they're nowhere near as busy and chatty as this shit. this is crazy. and its not even late yet, goddamn.

found the taco place with the crazy white girl.

shots fired, top fucking kek. this place is a fucking warzone holy shit.

>female asian lighting paper on fire with matches

R A R E

>lighting people on fire
this is gold

Do they have sites like this for us bro over the pond? This pretty new to me burger bros.

paper? ohhhhh

It is a warzone

I believe all your police traffic is encrypted.

>Asian in an alley with matches lighting people on fire

Doing god's work Roberts, Bless you all

>dispatch using emercency broadcast to troll an officer listening to slow jams in his car

>crazy asian girl setting shit on fire

>boyfriend trying to break into a house over drug dispute

i'm gonna need to go get a buncha beers, this is great.

how the fuck can a city have so many problems

fairly certain it's highly illegal over here

It's been run by Democrats since forever and two thirds of the populations is niggers or beaners.

>uncontrollable black pit bulls going west

Been watching the cville stuff, need some comfier stuff before bed.
Stay safe Robert.

looking at maps to get an idea of what Chicago is like and where this stuff goes down. where are the hotspots?

Years ago it was pretty common for people to have police scanners, they changed it up tho. My uncle had one and him and his friend used to listen to it and get local gossip and happenings. Local thugs used to have them too, for obvious reasons.

>car vs golf cart

That's a new one.

wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>fuller park
>riverdale
>englewood/ west englewood

checking in just in time for prime Robert hour. May male black succumb to the glory that is Robert.

>light complexion
>tyrane

topkek just came back in to hear that, hilarious. also

>dreads

good thing the CPD is there to stop this cultural appropriation

crazy drivers tonight

Gangbangers. Nice!

trapped on 6th floor surrounded by gangbangers

>this will surely end well for everyone involved

16th FLOOR

Drunk and bleeding from his eyes. I'll have what he's having.

>beaners having a shouting match on the street
>one has a baby

Did i hear that right?
Children trying to set an abandoned building on fire?

Such is life in the zone.

>caller's sister stabbed his other sister

data.cityofchicago.org/widgets/dfnk-7re6

Interactive crime map for you and homicide map pic

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A recent guide compiled and posted in another thread, thought it might be good to have as a pocket reference.

>man struck by a rock

Nice meme guide, but someone should make a real one where every interaction doesn't end in your clothes stained with blood. That guide literally only makes sense if you've lived your entire life in the shittiest ghettos of the shittest U.S. cities.

One thing that should be added to either the meme guide or a real guide is dealing with the tribal behavior of Dindus. They may be brutal, but they do have their own culture and it IS possible to infiltrate Dindu spaces by channeling your inner chimp.

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>kids drinking and smoking weed in the alley

>they found a bumper on the corner

>bums living in lockers

it's starting to pick up now that all the nogz are getting good and toasty

Just got here, anything good yet
or pretty slow?

>Customer broke the door off of a white Toyota.

>some sort of puncture wound to his left arm

>Large group of male and females getting ready to fight in the street.
Gangs of Chicago when?

>group of males attacking an occupied vehicle

Horse?

>>old school bag lady in street

*random horse noise*

Who is Robert and why does the dispatcher always talk about him?

Chicongo has so much damn anger. Just listen to this shit. Why these people so angry

>>bitch and/or bitches punched in the mouth
Remember ladies, always pay your pimp.

Shit that's an awesome picture, thank you!

Shots fired, 4 male blacks running.

HERE WE GO

Shots Fired!!!

Self esteem movement.
They are all convinced they are the center of the universe.
That and low IQ, agressive genes jewish media etc etc.

Basically the fall of western civilization.
That's why we listen!

Btw, would be possible to turn this into a wallpaper?

I wonder what the intoxicated male is looking for in the garbage cans

>male turning over garbage cans
garbage can assault

THAT NIGGA DEAD

>male hanging half out a wrangler nonresponsive

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bump

It would be okay if they lived in the building though...freaky deaky in the laundry room. In an apartment building that is not there's.