Drunk thread #4 as requested. Hail to the drunks

Yes, as requested...here is the weekend requested drunk thread. Bring your wishes wants and desires into this thread. Yes, you alcoholics and psychos, get in here. Last thread:

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OK I got one for the midnight-tokers, who "might" feel left out and get dogged out (me too) so this one goes to those who smoke weed and drink! WHOO!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=xd0TGfZSACI

I need to sleep, 6 stubbies and 3 pitchers later

OK. Storytime, faggots.

>be drinking with friends all night
>all go back to my house when bars close
>3am listening to Johnny Cash and shooting the shit
>promoter friend calls and says she wants to bring some friends over
>they show up with HUGE fat fuck who looks like the Kingpin
>sax player from some band in town that night
>pour drinks
>my friends are happy she brought more chicks
>everybody chatting
>Kingpin looks at me and says “mind if I bump up?”
goforit.jpg
>he pulls out a ziplock bag that makes a thump when it hits the coffee table
>chopping and tapping forever on a cd case
>hands rolled up bill and case to me
>”you go first man, it’s your place”
>never done this before; why not?
>everyone else busy talking
>mimic what I’ve seen in movies
>eyes watering
>hand back case and bill a few minutes later
>he looks at me weird
>”did this go around the room already?”
>promoter chick starts laughing uncontrollably
>”you just did about $300 worth of blow, how does your heart feel?”

mfw

fucking kek all the drunks are falling apart in these threads

18 natty's deep now!

youtube.com/watch?v=XtMy5IBmX7E

honest opinion on border patrol?

trump just ordered 5k+ more people

50k+ benefits. retire in 20 years...

This wording convinces me that this is meant as a containment thread, but I'm okay with that because this board is shit at this hour

no containment required....I am the drunk OP and these are my friends...

Unless it killed you, you did the right thing. When in doubt, double the dose.

Or maybe I just can't have a good time

my, fucking, sides. you DEAD fool. LOL, tell the devil he's a punk bitch when you see him. HAHAHAHA ( na you be fine. not your time yet)
just cuz the earlier anons were qq'ing about smoking weed and getting flack over it is all i meant. no biggie. plus it's HWjr. playin off other user's song pic. ;)

the other thread is still alive and hasn't even hit the bump limit
let's not push our luck too hard, lads

You fuck with OP you fuck with me.

...

Good thing I started late. Tried one of these...not my favorite. Certainly interesting though.
Weak. WEAK! Be more like Only a fucking double barrel can stop that maniac

someone repost the classy bar music i'm too drunk

if I had a bar - i'd just have this shit playing. no talkin' too loud at muh bar

what the fuck is that...where is the whiskey lel...?

youtube.com/watch?v=Top3IkyKT64

Am sorry

Does it taste like pineapple?

youtube.com/watch?v=Top3IkyKT64

I am sorry i am OP and forgot...dying here slowly

You're doing fine. Hero!

i'm just drinkin' and playing all the kickass tunes y'all droppin'. thanks again Sup Forums I really dig this side of "Sup Forums" when "we" can all "get together" like this. it makes up for all the stupid bullshit that i stumble across and get pissed off at. It really affirms my "faith" in humanity and brings me to ye ol' tavern style once again. :)
a toast to ya' glorious basterdz!

hahaha cheers lad

Piss of low quality. That was an hour ago though. What's next, drunkanons? Bourbon #1, Bourbon #2, Scotch, or a shot of Virginia Lightning?
inb4 all of the above

Here's a silly one for ya.

youtu.be/Jc08gY8wfVc

>Unless it killed you

I could be imagining all this as my glorious afterlife.
But, I assume not.

>Die.
>Expecting to go to heaven and be given 72 virgins.
>Wake up and still be on 4chins
>prophecy fulfilled

THESE AREN'T THE VIRGINS YOU'RE LOOKING FOR!

Any of you Bros down for another shot?

This isnt /ck/

Maybe if the NWO wins we can get virtual drunk together in a virtual bar while our organs get harvested... I mean it would be a facsimile, but it'd be something

Yes well it's been some time since I've spent with Sup Forums...you see...4x2=__chan when you multiply 4x2=__chan. i've been there a lot, but I've been on Sup Forums since 2007. Can't forget my home.

I honestly couldn't fucking find the pineapple. Sure tasted like hefferveisen, though.

A shotski? Im down
youtu.be/3cQNkIrg-Tk

youtube.com/watch?v=3YfEonuonxg

>26 million and counting
Lol

I try to stick to 6 a night
But I don't really put up a fight
Heh, this yuengling's got the right stuff
but I'll stop 'fore I go off the cuff...


>motherfucking street signs....

0kay you fucks..let's do another shot..I've been making these threads for like what? 3 hours? old booze is wearing off. Ready for another shot?

pretty sure my organs aint worth shit on account of me being sloshed all the time but hey we can dream

Fucking oldies was last thread
youtu.be/3cQNkIrg-Tk
Anyone got a chew in?

I'm ready

drunks are the best hahaha..we are the kings of life.

doin another shot!

ok let's do it...fucking hell...we are goin down heavy tonight.

SHOT

coke is so wonderful, i do it once or twice a year. Anyone else find it non addictive?

you got my sword! TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! TO STOVOKOR!! BWAAAHAHAHHA!!

I must away 'ere break of day

No other way Bros You're dining with me tonight

yeah...shot..fucking hell I'm going to be dead tomorrow haha..as the OP, it's been a fucking pleasure drinking with you all...GOING STRAIGHT FOR THE BOTTLE LIKE A MAN. EAT WELL TOMORROW MORNING YOU FUCKING PERFECT MOTHERFUCKERS

youtube.com/watch?v=XNtTEibFvlQ

I was 14 when I first heard that. It was like my life was laid out in front of me. All came true, too.

youtu.be/-v6JYPv4JKE

AHH shit this whiskey is fucking with me now ahhh fuck

got your shots in you fucks hahaha? ;)

i did it once and wasn't all that impressed but i think i just got some weak shit
either way it didn't make me want to run out and get more

I did 2 ^:)

I would love to get destroyed tonight, sucks that I have to wake up for work in 4 hours.

any more and I'll be dead....fuckin hell lets see how long I last hahaha

i'm an ice and whiskey kinda guy
that way I can tell my old lady i'm hydrating

Down some water and crash land it bub!

ahh captain it would go against my style. No water for me when I dance with whiskey!

Public Service Announcement:

Water is fucking delicious. Booze as hard as you want, but drink a glass of water or two every hour to treat yourself well.

Cheers, mates!

All right shitbags...the moonshine is going down the hatch.

F to pay respects

fair enough hahaha
>i'm hydrating
LOL I'm so fucking dehydrated about now

yea the more powdery it is, the better. people like to cut it with backing soda sometimes

amen to yah, you fucking gutsy motherfucker

OP is cool. Goodnight

Pour a couple suicides and pound those mofos!

you are all degenerates

>$300 worth of blow is between 2 and 3 grams
I call bullshit lad people have ODed after a single gram before

ITT: crutch-needing weaklings
Enjoy your liquid jew
I'll enjoy the yous in advance:)

I did a ton of it over the years. Had a female friend who lived with a dealer. She used to bring me chunks the size of golf balls that we would grate on a window screen. I loved it, but when it was gone, I didn't miss it at all. I think people just believe it is addictive. Or it is for them. Not for me. But I won't turn it down if it is offered.

fill your lowballs with ice all the way up and do 1-2 oz at most. eat/drink all the ice.

hangover cure

gahh fuck the water my gut is full of booze and we ALL deserve a fucking buffet about now am I right lads?

I'm 420 blazing right now like a non-faggot. Just ate mcdonalds with the wife. Put some jalapeños on a hot n spicey mchicken.

AMA

Agreed. Cheers to that.

Christ m8 don't be a hero

Dude I get beer munchies like a fucking fiend. I'd kill for a fat seafood platter right about now.

Interesting response. Thanks, user.

i know man i find weed more addictive, but when u got money u gotta get away from it

If I could serve you all some fucking food I would...I'm so hungry

Why do you think we drink?

What is that, dog? Get the fuck outta here with that shit

inb4 ban, old nightly drinking thread header. /mlpol/ was glorious.

>*I swear to fucking God if these white people don't stop staring at me I will stick this spatula through their MOTHER FUCKING HEADS
>Brown or White rie?

I can't find weed. I'm too old.

>tfw you can't have a bunch of drunken Sup Forums bros come over so you can make them a nice drunk meal

Fuck this gay earth

Just regular flied lice for me please

>I call bullshit lad people have ODed after a single gram before
>people

Sure.
Hell, some faggots have died while cleaning their bathtub.
>BATHTUBS ARE DANGEROUS AND SHOULD BE OUTLAWED!!!1!
>Plus, Allah hates them!!!

Grow a pair, user.
The big, scary world isn't that big, or that scary.
Unless you're stupid.

no bans here! the Sup Forums mods have no care and like us

anyone else here confess to state secrets drunkenly on reddit?

>be me drunk in the height of gates/hillary drama
>start blurting secrets
>thread explodes to limit
>last comment is

"It's alright xxx(MY REAL FUCKING NAME)"

thread closed perfect there - that was the last comment. I was passed out two hours before. Saw it in the morning....

true fucking story. I stopped after that.

thanks user! :)
youtube.com/watch?v=FDKw4VbRBhQ
here's one back at 'cha!
user-kun, I'm already there with ya' buyin' the 42'nd round. :)
"77" speaks it, and I've been there too. more level headed, nice to see someone hears my suggestions ;). I raise my stein to the honor of "thatchan" and all of it's glory! hail!
nice!
i got one for all y'all. used to sneak outta high school lunch singing this shit. was like james bond and shit desu.
youtube.com/watch?v=D8KvM3vZo0w
classic!
yep I'm right there with ya' user-kun.
YEAH!!!!!!!!
AAWWWWW SHIT NIGGA'!!!!!!
IRON SKY!!! BEST MOVIE EVER!!!! waiting for the sequal!!! yes!
WHOOOOO LAD! GODSPEED! MAY YOUR ARYAN GENES KICK IN!

Yes sir fuck this gay earth

LOL THOSE FUCKING PEOPLE STARING AT HIM

I love this fucking guy.

It's just people who had bad hearts or genetic flaws to begin with.

Add some rainymood, are you're golden

www.rainymood.com

>Drunk AF.
>Begins sperging, but well-talked.
>Managed to convince four big black guys to stick to their own kind.
>Dances african style with them afterwards.