Britbongs to require laser pen license

>Don't be gay sir, bin that laser!

Kim, please nuke us first.

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Blame the dumb fucks pointing them at planes

shitty bongisland must indeed be nuked

what do you suggest then to combat these retards trying to crash planes and helicopters? It sohuld at the very least be treated as terror incidents.

I don't think it's possible to exaggerate the absolute state of the UK. You need to be 18 to buy plastic spoons and criticizing the opinion of the government can get you imprisoned, likely killed.

Having hands is becoming a public safety risk. Should the Bongistan government bin peoples hands?

>Don't be gay sir, bin that laser!

Top fucking kek

A police state where the police are fucking useless

Britbongs need a license for fucking everything these days.

Did you get your spoon license too?

Hitler should have won

>I don't think it's possible to exaggerate the absolute state of the UK
>You need to be 18 to buy plastic spoons and criticizing the opinion of the government can get you imprisoned, likely killed.

Yeah we are fucked, society is degenerate it has been for a while, nothing new, time to move on.

Don't tread on OP's freedom to be a retard and try and kill people.
He needs his high power laser pointer.

>help, i'm being attacked by a small light!
>ignore the muslim bombs, though

Two words, Kinder & eggs.

Be a man, bin that hand

>a couple of retards justifies punishing the law-abiding
Typical cuck

Sorry kid, you're out of range.
Srsly how long till Brits bring in mandatory oxygen licensing?
Hell I thought China would bring that in first, fresh air seems more of a limited resource there.

This is probably your fucking doing you authoritarian nightmare of a cucked regime run by a literal nazi

don't hold a grudge, dispose of that appendage!

Fuckin scumbags preventing me from pointing at the firmament

We have those.. why is this still a meme?

Be A Savoir & Bin That Laser

Here's Some Advice!
Bin That Light Amplification By Stimulated Emission Of Radiation Device!

not television license?

Only takes 1 to crash a plane and kill hundreds

so was the Great Cuckening of Britian really slow and gradual or was it so fast no citizen reacted in time, like getting slapped with a smelly, decaying trout at light speed?

Don't lie, we all know you failed to renew your Kinder egg licence.

The more I hear about what's been going on in the UK the more I think maybe we really are transcending natural reality and moving toward a dystopian 1984-esque future. I don't really feel offended anymore when a UK flag reminds me how brown my country is or how much of a slave we are to Israel. Now I feel only remorse for the situation the bongs find themselves in, and despair that we may soon follow suit.

Someone tell Ms. May that you could strangle people with neckties, so you'd need a licence for that too.

What possible use could anyone have for one of these anyway? Other than entertaining cats and trying to blind airline pilots?

One specific obscure candy being banned vs a big brother police state flaunting countless examples of ridiculous laws and crackdowns on wrongthink straight out of Orwell without a hint of self reflection.

What other use do you need if not those?

so wheres the ban on drain cleaner fluids and powder mixes?

Just make it a regulatory requirement that all large civilian aircraft mount a miniaturised laser guided missile rack
Problem solved

>a literal nazi
Go back to tumblr.

A laser has never (not ONCE) taken down any aircraft in the last 10 years in the US.

Well imagine how many convicted child rapists the police could pay off with all that generated revenue from laser licenses

It That Light Focused Into A Line?
That'll Be A Fine!

Beams Of Light?
It's Not Right!

Struck a nerve did I?
Would it be more accurate to Call the prime minister a kikes whore?

He's a bong trying to find one last taunt before he succumbs to his every increasing dreadful reality. Not like any of our countries are doing all that great nowadays but UK is beyond JUST now.

Bin that laser or get the taser

Everyday, I have to remind myself that George Orwell was British.

DELET THIS

>living in a glass house
>throwing stones

will this lead to a laser arm race?

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I'd love laser arms.

It was between 1997 to 2010 when the Labour government got into power. After that every other politician in every major party emulated Blair and there hasn't really been a change in leadership style since. The nanny state violently expanded after 1997. We never had this shit when I was growing up there. We didn't even have a minimum wage before Labour iirc.

Once they took our guns, literally what can we do about anything? Take heed.

At least I still have the consti...... oh damn.

mounted on sharks ?

The cobbletooth speaks the truth. Checked by the way.

Canadians should support the NSCLRP

Did something happen in 1997 in the UK?

Don't be a faggot.

This. 1997 was a dark year in British history, we've been on a downward spiral since then.

Why would you even want a laser pen anyway? Fucking manchildren.

Oh we know. When did the guns run away and join the circus in bongland anyway?

In 1996 a Scottish nutcase shot up an elementary school with a pistol.

That triggered the gun laws you see today.

Do bongs require a license to have a license at this point? Do your wallets look like George Costanza's from all the fucking lecenses?

THIS IS A SLIDE THREAD TO DISTRACT YOU FROM THE GOOD NEWS OF BRITISH UNKEKING

Didn't Canada destroy a man with a job, wife and children's livelihood because he politely disagreed with a feminist on Twitter?

Yeah. You did. I remember that you did.

Dunblane was our version of Sandy Hook. The US seems better at seeing through Jewish tricks.

Yes you're right, I got excited, I went too far.

No john, you are the slide thread

No, it's not.

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based right wing canadians

>triggered
we need anti pun laws too.

That was totally unintended, don't put a gun to my head.

In Scotland? That was enough for the entirely of the United Kingdom to give up arms? I guess Americlaps just don't budge on this issue thankfully. Slaughter every daycare I don't give a fuck

>terror incidents
What is the obvious ideology being promoted?

>implying they'll ever find them racist

>That was enough for the entirely of the United Kingdom to give up arms
Tony Blair is Scottish. In fact a lot of massive cucks are Scottish.

>everyone is free to x
>bring in shitty people that everyone does not want
>shitty people abuse x
>ban x for everyone
>not only do normalfags lack the capacity to blame their rulers: they justify the bans to themselves as a good thing

Mustapha Mond, can you come pick me up? I'm ready to leave.

Never heard of it before, thanks for the info. Smells false flaggy to me.

Perhaps we're better at seeing through their smoke but goddamn if our military isn't their lapdog. My "it's bullshit but I believe it" hypothesis is the ancestors who settled America chose to leap out into the great unknown and that's where the no budge on guns comes from.

fucking kek

..........We need a nuclear holocaust...
Or a societal collapse leading to a new dark age...
Preferably the latter...

>'Racist' Asian sex gangs: MPs demand tougher sentences for grooming young white girls
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>Sex abuse gangs view white girls as 'worthless' and 'trash'
>After police found hundreds of girls were abused in the North East, community leaders say the race issue must be addressed.
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Even left wing politicians are saying these rapists are racist.

>Labour's Sarah Champion said the UK needed "to be upfront that the majority of the perpetrators have been British-Pakistani".
>Ms Champion said the "far right" would attack her comments for "not doing enough" and the "floppy left" would call her racist.


Of course it suits the narratives of (((some))) to make more of a stupid story about laser pointers.

>implying they'll ever find them racist

I know I sound like a shill but shining lasers at airplane cockpits is pretty dangerous.

A group of feminists orchestrated a harassment case against him. He was found not guilty and the judge called the case ridiculous and the women professional victims.

Brits can cherrypick a few cases of attempted police state in Canada or elsewhere. But meanwhile your entire culture has devolved into a police state that borders on parody.

It's not just the fact that it's happening. It's the fact that British posters on this site defend it or try to deflect to other countries by cherrypicking. You actually attempt to justify your shitty police state.

We have guns. We have knives. We don't have TV police. We don't have big posters reminding us that big brother is watching. We don't have police departments promising to arrest anybody for wrongthink on twitter.

Canada is infinitely more free than the UK and it's not even up for debate. Now go cherrypick another story out of a Toronto Gay Parade and call me "A FUCKING LEAF".

Don't be rational. That's not what we do here.

A pilot lost his eye once...I'm agree with that.

It is dangerous, but issuing a license because someone once did it (Seriously, there are like what? 3? at best? cases a year) is like responding to a piece of wrapping paper on the floor by replacing the carpets, repainting the walls, and disinfecting the house.

>British-Pakistani

Fuck I hate this.
This is not the USA.
You are British or you are a paki.
end of.

No he doesn't. Canada is infinitely less cucked than virtually any country in Europe. You can cherrypick a retarded Trudeau quote or find a "Toronto YES" story all you want.

But the fact remains that we are too big and spread out to ever become a police state.

Bongs are just trying to trick Burger Bros into thinking they are their "based redpilled" ally while they justify banning steak knives. Do not be fooled Americans.

If your cops werent busy protecting pedophiles maybe theyd just do their jobs and arrest the cunts?

>license this
>license that
just read an article about wanting even further licensing for grouse hunting
what the fuck is it with bongs and permits/license

The government keeps cutting police budgets and violent crime goes up every year. How do you think they pay for the difference? Licensing. Bongs are fucking stupid and think they're not taxes.

It's just another sly form of taxation.
You can only own this thing after you have paid the licence(tax) for it.

We pay a road tax, I think about 10% or less is spent on road maintenance and fuck knows where the rest goes.

I used my 30kmw laser to burn fursuits from the roof of my buddies car. So there is that.

I wonder how many of the Brits in this thread are cursing the authoritarian actions of the government while praising Hitler and wearing a Nazi flag in other threads.

Fucking hell, why dont they just get it over with already and throw every white bong into a work camp?

that is how every fucking law works, user
most people that had a decent upbringing have been exposed to the local culture enough to be able to judge what would be considered to be right and wrong

but then you have the retards and the assholes who constantly try to play the system so you have to keep making up more and more laws to reign them in.

>Don't be snobby, give that light to a bobby!
>Get your head on right and bin that light
>The future is bright when you bin that light
>Allahu akbar, give your local imam your laser!

Come try licence my laser pen ill shine it in your fucking eyes cunt.

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Bin that laser, fuck your mother

those things can be pretty fucking dangerous if you point them at the wrong thing
and considering how many retards reside in the uk... yeah, i reckon you guys need this law

thats a myth. lasers summon the lifeforms that live in our ionosphere

>Stupid to ban powerful laser pens in fear of causing a crash which people try to do.

Kinder eggs.

Lmao duxking bkngs