You're walking down the street when these fellows pulled up beside you and said

You're walking down the street when these fellows pulled up beside you and said

>WASSUP HOMIE?

what do?

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>Y-you too, gentlemen

unload magazine

Ask them how it's going

I offer up my wife and daughter and watch from the sidelines.

What's crackin mah nigga, you holdin fling nigga eyy das it my mayne keep it chill nigga ye

You peace

pull out shotty

Point them to the nearest KFC and wish them a nice day.

Wouldn't they be my neighbors then?


We'd probly be friends

DEMOCRATS ARE RACISTS

O-one dime b-bag p-please sirs.

Why would my dealer walk up me me?

Respond like a normal white person so that if anything weird happens it will be on them.
>Nice day out isn't it?

sheeeeiiiit

hey fellas :) big gulps huh? welp catch ya later.

Laugh, because Ice Cube pretends to act all gangsta for the media because it's his persona but in reality he's been knocked out multiple times by different rappers he's pissed of, he's all bark, no bite like most rappers.

Jump in. Gonna drive by some burgers.

>Holy shit its the millionaire and cultural icon ice cube.

I say I enjoy his music and ask for a picture

"Habla mi idioma, negro hijo de puta"

>WASSUP HOMIE?
I don't want to buy any weed and I don't have any weed. .

'1776 will commence again if you take out your gats'

Buy heroin and some sticky icky.

Ask Ice Cube how come he looks so young suddenly

Engage them in civil discussion.

Stop doing heroin

"The Sky."

Underrated

Or I would go for a rhetorical: 'where were you fellas cruising when Rodney King Jr was being beaten to a pulp?'

Hey man! That's a nice ride.

Alright see y'all later.

Trust the swedecuck to deliver his women

"Holy shit. Ice cube what's up man"
Lol my captcha is STOP

I say sup y'all

Ask for their top scores on minesweeper

Holy shit, Ice Cube?
Good to see you man

Mag dump. Reload. Check for stragglers.

Hola essay

Fuck u papa chule

You no???

lmao

This was my childhood. Lmao you say what's up back. In the 90s Unless you were wearing the new Jordans they didn't fuck with you

stop driving a car you cultural appropriating nigger

Killer boots, man

lol

I would kindly let the driver know that he will someday make bad movies aimed at non-white kids

Expect to get robbed, and start looking for avenues of escape.

>what do?
Ignore completely
it triggers them
they get mad and give you reason to shoot them

3 niggers less

watch them beeing beaten to pulp by ONR

sorry no niggas here

WASSUP MY NIGGAS

Sieg Heil, brothers.

I'd ask if they were filming a sequel

*unzips dick*

The Fuck? There are no blacks with cars in Austria.

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Hello future lawyers, doctors, and astronauts.

"Hey, weren't you in Anaconda?? I loved that movie! Jon Voight is so based!!"

Exactly what you're supposed to do with all niggers.

I don't but if those guys stopped I would be obligated.

das rite cuhs das it we b droppn niggas fo shu AYO das it mayn shiiiet was crackin' homie les coun dis money mang

Joking aside, be like what's up man. If they're like yo I'm tryna find dat new church's chicken we hongry u know where dat be. I'd be like yup it's over there. Enjoy your meal fellas. If they b like wat doin in this part of town white boy. I'm like walkin. If they start to threaten me, they get to stare down the barrel of a Glock 19. Lol

Astronauts? Le science black men you mean

>unload mags
>go home
>get more bullets
>go back
>repeat

>*bust out my TIKI Brand torch of white supremacy
>it's filled with TIKI Brand Ultra-Pure Lamp and Torch Oil, Ultra-Pure like how I like to keep my heritage
>start chanting YOU WILL NOT REPLACE US!

Your move, Nigger.

Spray nitric acid on them and listen to their shrieks.

you wouldn't do jack shit you trick ass mark bitch

>Germany.

Austria? Well then.. g'day mate. Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!

Respond: Ayy cuhhh u b trippin wearin all dat blue round here, u dont want no smoke busta

They look down right gentlemenly compared to the groids around today.

>sorry no niggas here
we have KOD instead of niggers

You look behind them and to the left and say "Hey Officer Jackson, what's going on"

Then look down at them and say "Hey guys, those cops over there are calling me over, I will be right back".

Go to your car, get your sawed off, walk back to them "What did you need fellas?"

Distract and deploy.

shit my pants and suck on my moms tits because its 1996 apparently

Saved

Im white and i lived in newark, nj for a few years as a kid.
Metal detectors in schools, audible shootings, boarded up houses, the whole deal.
Never really got fucked with. My other white friend did did get fucked with because he was quiet. They go after the weak, so your best response would be to reciprocate their energy. Nogs are more animalistic, react to energy, which i think is why they are easier to manipulate

Throw up bloods
Obtain AK-Matic
Unload magazine
Today was a good day

How can I help you gentlemen? As I grab my Taurus 9mm.

Ask ice cube when he's dropping his next dope album

Wa-wassup?

I'd just say 'hi Ice Cube'. How can anyone not recognize this image?

>You got some weed man?

Sorry, we ran out of EXTRA DIP.

Damn Cody Cigar is actually quite handsome when he's not wearing that pube beard

bang ice cube gets one right through his eye into the brain, i don't get a chance to notice but his other eye is bulging out like a cartoon

the retarded looking one in the backseat hops over the door and starts running but a bullet hits him in the spine just below the lungs. he'll live but he's paralyzed for life

the other dumb looking one swats at the gun as its pointed at him knocking it away, he opens the door slamming me in my knee, i fall back gun still in hand

i'm looking up at him, his face is wild with anger, i fall back on my elbow as the gun points up, one catches him in the shoulder, but another finds the chest and he falls on top of me. he's dead, the intense force of the bullet caused his blood pressure to spike and destroy the blood vessels in his brain and heart. blood is sopping out all over me. i'm crying.

Buy weed.

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Saw Ice Cube a few years ago in VanNuys. He was driving w what looked to be puerto rican girl. We yelled 'Friday Ice Cube!' He looked exactly like this...

I'd be like AYYY YOOO WUS POPPIN and then we'd probably hang out and have a lovely afternoon

Advise them to buy Microsoft stock, since it is 1991...

why do pussies love 9mm?? It's .40 cal or higher princess

>hop in and smoke a blunt with the senpai

im sure they have some fire weed

One of the best naga being naga I have seen:

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empty out my Tech 9

You pull up your wife beater revealing your uzi and say wassup with what foo we gonna sit and talk or you wanna handle shit

>t.south central fag

If it's Ice Cube, oh hey there man can I join along I will get beer

ayo got any loud? lemme get a twenny sack.

Sup neighbour. Ready for the Fallout

chav instincts immediately kick in when the anglo is threatened

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skip to 17:15

hop in and smoke a joint

Run back inside and get my AR

Wassub Nibba!

this is my favorite one :)
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This is why he is wearing it. Elseways all his followers would become instant homos.