*record scratch*

*record scratch*

Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation

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NOW THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW MY LIFE GOT TWIST TURNED UPSIDE DOWN

Should have been at work.
Hah

checked

Dem Jordans!

*Baba O'Riley by The Who starts playing*

His leg got twisted user.

KRIS KROSS WILL MAKE YOU
JUMP
JUMP
DADDY MACK WILL MAKE YOU
JUMP JUMP

you're about 6 hours late with this joke

>Go
>Very
>Fast

>he has to work on saturdays

What kind of shit wagecuck job do you have that you aren't allowed to have weekends off?

What the fuck did kek mean by this?

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I nearly choked on my coffee.

you should kys. then others will care

I'm not the nigger in the picture, fella.

He should've nigged when he nogged.

STREETS ARE FOR CARS NIGGER

haha can i save this?

Is the official/tv/ crosspost thread?

that shit has never been funny, fucktard. it's probably from Reddit.

no

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Checked and kek'd

>nogs flying at ultra hihg speed

dude please come on not him but dude just let me save the pic on my tablet please i want to show it to my mom she'll think it's funny

>video
>record scratch

Well dude with the tentacle tattoo on his lower back is taking a header so I guess he wins this round.

My point is why did you assume he should be at work? If you believe he should've, reason would have it that you believe working weekends is normal. Thus my question.

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Who was shoes?

fags

Dat be Loose Shoes Jenkins. Dat boy never lace em up!

Niggers around selling shoes - they never stop their enterprising life

>dem air jordans tight nigga

You assume ha has a fucking job in the first place, nigger lover.

>"I was walking in the street an shit"

Work should be done 7 days per week. Only lazy niggers don't work at weekend

He's krump'n wit Jesus now.

Edgy.

Oooof are you one of those """economically challenged whites"""? Sorry about the finance struggle. Have to work 7 days a week must be hard.

I- I don't know who to side with...

I fucking hate stormfags...but I hate niggers too. What do?

the driver was an alcohol

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That deaf dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pin ball!

6 cylinder junk. What a fag.

I recognize that nigger.
He's a loudmouth faggot.
I really hope he's the faggot that died.

HE WUZ TURNIN' HE LIFE AROUND ONE BUMPER AT A TIME

>Habbening in america
>the annoying turk that always posts about dead americans is nowhere to be found
Disappointing desu

NOW I'd LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE, JUST SIT AND CHILL, I'LL TELL YOU HOW I GOT RUN OVER IN CHARLOTTESVILLE

On a stolen bike

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>Black limbs shatter

I saw a grey car and when it came near, I double summersaulted an wound up in the rear

Eddy Gordo was always my favorite character in Tekken

*smacks lips*

Fucking key! Is that cigar?

I laughed hard on that

Inb4 Nestea hires him to be their next spokeperson

If anything I could say that this car was fast
And I thought, "Thanks ObamaCare, I'm getting a cast."

>Where basketball shoes
>Can't jump out the way

Fucking lold

*Wear

Checked you glorious bastard

FRIDAY IS WHITE PRIDE DAY FROM NOW ON EVERY FRIDAY WHITE PRIDE

don't call him cigar

any of you gay niggers got a link to the video?

gay niggers from outer space?

and no, sadly I don't

I even tried to steal a phone while in mid-air, now here I lye in intensive care....

>laugh_kirk.gif
>kirk

mmmmm yes ;P

Oh well. I was out all day and came back to this magic.

Are we just gonna ignore the Shriners/Freemasonry logo on the back of the truck?

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Kek

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Air Jordan 12 Nazi colorway

thank you

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7:30 mark the icident

Why do BLM and Antifa rioters always think its a good idea to stand in the middle of the road and form human barricades to try to block traffic? You should be surprised whenever you DON'T get ran the fuck over.

Nice quads on the numberplate. 9/9999 chance

thank you!
>car vid
>that gay cunt shouting MEDIC!

Kek. Definitely Sup Forums hiding in the crowd

Holy shit! Look at those quads!

I just got off work wtf happened?

Looks like his left leg is about to snap.

the memes
the numbers

Dat face doe
>I ain't even mad

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govfefe.....

some powerful magic at work here

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Some cracker ramed his twin turbo v12 into a crowd of le based niggas and killed like 32 of them. Unbased

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Fakenews, CNN reported the Trump Neo Nazi removed the plates before his attack on peace loving Antifa

Quality get

omfg

u dun goofed up

In Nigger Neighborhoods it is common to walk in the street, with traffic and with sidewalks available.

don't forget this one

youtube.com/watch?v=Jol2Ddq9C-U&feature=youtu.be

Say what you want. The motherfucking Jordans stayed on his feet.

If anything I could say it was a hell of a ride
Until I looked in the rear view and there was Sam Hyde

> Trump Rally
> east left
> hard right
> caution, bump

wew, reminds me of Sega Rally