Hitler was an illegal immigrant signing up to the German army

And the German army actually made a major mistake allowing him to sign up in 1914... probably Hitler swindled himself into the German army by claiming to be actual German.

Think about it for a second, an illegal immigrant crosses the Southern border, living illegally in a big sanctuary city, then signing up for gibmees in the military.

Sounds familiar?

>Hitler wasnt German
>Napolean Wasnt French
>Stalin Wasnt Russian
>Alexander the Great wasnt greek

Hitler was an Austrian German, you stupid nigger, unlike you, who will never be a German nor will your children

stalin actually wasnt though but thats about it

>Hitler was a Austrian
Correct, a completely different country than Germany. Germany had a strict "Germans only" policy for signing up to the military. Especially when it comes to illegal bums who weren't fit for service in their own country (Hitler was ruled unable to be carrying a weapon due to lack of strength in 1914 in Austria).

Sociology departments are the true cancer and they need to be burned down

>Thinking that political divisions are the same as ethnic divisions.
Son, I'm afraid you're retarded.

>Hitler was ruled unable to be carrying a weapon due to lack of strength in 1914 in Austria)
And yet he won an Iron Cross for Bravery Under Fire, then an Iron Cross First Class for singlehandedly capturing an entire French squadron with a pistol.

The king of Bavaria personally signed an order allowing him to enlist that made his enlistment legal.

That explains why he was lazy at his job of purging Europe, fucking refugees.

>Hitler's wasn't German
Yeah he was, Austrians are the same pretty much same race/culture as southern Germans.
>Napoleon wasn't French
He was Corsican but it was annexed when he wasn't like 6 months old so he was pretty much raised in a French country
>Stalin wasn't Russian
True
>Alexander the Great was Greek
Yeah he was

whoa, never knew he captured frenchies.

He was georgian and georgia was a part of our country at that time

>then an Iron Cross First Class for singlehandedly capturing an entire French squadron with a pistol.

All bullshit.

Hitler served as a runner but, armed with new evidence, Weber realised that historians had not distinguished between regimental runners, a relatively safe job, and battalion or company runners, who had to brave machine-gun fire between trenches. Hitler was the former, a runner at regimental HQ, several miles from the front, and living in relative comfort.

In unpublished letters, Alois Schnelldorfer, who also served at the List regiment's HQ, told his parents that his own task was "to sit in an armchair and make calls like a postmistress". He also confirmed the frontline view of more generous provisions than the men in the trenches: "I can drink a litre of beer under a shady walnut tree."

Speaking of Hitler's famous first-class Iron Cross – the second class was a relatively common award – Weber said that this was often received by those in contact with more senior officers, typically those posted to regimental headquarters, rather than combat soldiers. Drawing on an unpublished diary by a Jewish List soldier, the documents also indicate a lack of widespread, virulent antisemitism.

Hitler's Iron Cross was recommended by Hugo Gutmann, a Jewish List adjutant, but Weber discovered that when Gutmann was incarcerated by the Gestapo in 1937, List veterans enabled him to survive.

Gutmann referred to a prison guard who took risks to help him, saying: "As a good Catholic he despised the Nazis." Another List ex-comrade helped Gutmann to escape to America.

Weber also unearthed evidence to show that "the veterans of the List regiment did not – as maintained by all Hitler biographies – unanimously support Hitler after the war.

An unpublished 1934 postcard by a Hitler admirer laments his being cold-shouldered by veterans in 1922. Weber found that few frontline soldiers became Nazis, whereas regimental HQ staff became prominent in the party.

>The king of Bavaria personally signed an order
The King of Bavaria had no political or other power in 1914 whatsoever. It is like the Dutchess of Cambridge signing an order to allow Pajiet into the SAS.

Tldr

Hitler got hit by poison gass.

Hitler found a fallen soldier and draggrd him to safety.

Hitler arrested an enemy squad of french soldiers.

Not worth replying to your stupidity anymore. Try checking your sources more critically.

Forgot one thing:
Also hitler got shot in the leg.

>le Austrians are germansXdxdxxdxxd muh greater germany!!!
Kys fucktard

>Hitler got hit by poison gass.
>Hitler found a fallen soldier and draggrd him to safety.
>Hitler arrested an enemy squad of french soldiers.
Nothing of this happened. You believe the Nazi propaganda which was published years after ww1 was over. There is no evidence whatsoever outside of Hitler's own stories and Nazi propaganda anything like this ever happened.

>Alexander wasnt greek
t. butthurt f.y.r.o.m shitskin

But he wasn't.
Contemporary Greeks treated the Macedonians as they treated Illyirans and Scythians.

Greeks hated everyone who didn't take cocks up their asses. Alexander did take cocks up his ass, so he was "one of them". The whole civilized world was one major fagfest back then.