Sup Forums invasion of Tuvalu

Tuvalu is a small Island nation, they have no army and a small police force.

We are going to invade it with Kawasaki Jetskis, cut communications immediately so no one knows it's happening, and we're going to start Sup Forumstopia.

Team A and B are going to rush the capital, team C is going to capture the airport.

I suggest we send in intel first and an "asset" (someone knowledgeable in jamming communications systems) before the invasion as to cut their communication channels.

We will need some AR-15s and possibly some light exploves.

Other urls found in this thread:

hooktube
hooktube.com/watch?v=5k6wmU8kTg4
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

...

You're not going to do shit, fag.

Hi interpol

>land on Tuvalu
>get blown to shreds by the "navies" water patrol craft with a Gatling gun
>if that doesn't happen, expect Australia to air strike you or deploy troops on the island with our brand new amphibious vehicles.

>implying the girls will get dressed in time

It's a crazy plan, but it just might work

And I thought you were cool.

Tuvalu has no natural water sources, so each Kawasaki Jetski will be towing a solar distillation unit as well as as much fresh water bottles as the units can hold, until we finalize U.N negotiations

...

OP,

You won't do anything.

Stop posting shit to this board.

But if you're serious, how are you going to run your own country completely populated by Pol-ocks with no experience in economic principles?

What are you going to do when your food supply gets cut off after funding to shipping company's are stopped?
Not to mention live-stock issues or citizen's revolting.

You've not thought this through.

Stop smoking weed.

>thread theme
hooktube
.com/watch?v=imKh_TKqHt4

forgot pic

Shill detected

It could acctualy be done with a little force.

Is this it Sup Forums? Is this a new beggining?

Also. Since minimum deadly force would be needed this invasion would be humane.

Are we into Humanism now Sup Forums?

>capture island
>now what?

That island has no natural resources that is of use for industrial applications, has a small economy and is totally reliant on tourism to function. You probably can't even grow your own food there that could sustain itself and feed the entire population, not to mention no factories to create your own fabricated metals to manufacture guns and bullets. Given that you autists are going to capture the island, how are you going to survive and function as a nation when you won't even have the necessary resources to defend yourselves when the International community gets enraged and decide to bomb you fatasses back to the stone age?

While Sup Forums has been a source of redpill, I feel this board has become too infested with autists thinking they can become some great leader and kings who can lead any nation to glory if given the chance to govern.

immediately after, we should take our fare share of refugees.

>until we finalize U.N negotiations

Why would the United Nations want to negotiate with you?

Also its the Brits who you'd be negotiate with, not the United Nations.

but same question applies.

Quite right. Islands are a nice idea but all the good ones are taken.

An African micro-state has legs though. We could live like kangs selling negro safari tours.

coda
hooktube.com/watch?v=5k6wmU8kTg4

They don't care who runs, we will just pretend to praise Israel until we become powerful enough to defect

No one thought Hitler would win either, stop being a doubter and join the cause user. You can be secretary of manufacturing given your expertise

>They don't care who runs, we will just pretend to praise Israel until we become powerful enough to defect

The UN consistently condemns Isreal you blockhead.

Yeah but we will have U.S backing if we praise them, you need to start thinking.

It's almost like you don't know what happens when you fuck with remote islands.

How large is the police force and how is it equipped? Who will replace the civilian political apparatus? How will this action square with other powers in the region and the world?

And most importantly -- how do you plan to provide financing for this operation?

user I need general to help with these things

The police force is small, we will replace the civilian political apparatus through false flag events to get them on our side, convince them the government has turned on them

This can work user you just have to believe

>you need to start thinking.
>in a thread that has been posted a billion times in different forms since Sup Forums has existed and will never come to fruition

Really makes yew dink.

>how to get all of the more action-oriented Sup Forumsacks killed in one fell swoop

Yeah, let's invade a commonwealth country. What could go wrong?

This just might work

We need to figure out a way to start a false flag media propaganda to them to turn on the people, then once we cut communications we invade and pretend to be on their side.

If we can garnish public support we can win

You'd want to hire professional soldiers for the actual coup. So you'd need to figure out where to find some of those, preferably of the highly skilled variety. You'd also need somewhere to train. Big thing you'd need is money though. Few million at least.

They still have Sup Forums ambassador in nipple clamps round the back of the supermarket from the last failed attempt

RELEASE PEPE PEPESWORTH

>money
we can start a fake kickstarter campaign with some save the world story then use the money to fund the invasion. By the time they find out it will be too late

WE WILL TAKE DRYLAND!

A) Solar power, satellite internet and bitcoin mining
B) cannabis, tobacco, coca, wine, fruit
C) Fishing
D) Memes (!!!!)

Excuse me! That would in fact violate the non agression principle

THAT'S THE SPIRIT ANONS LET'S GET THIS BALL ROLLING.

Dude! The fuck! I FUCKING LIVE IN blessed TUVALU!!! Now that a commies said they wont they fucking will! Why! Why!! WHY COMMIE WHY DID YOU HAVE TO POKE THE POL. What did tuvalu ever do to you?

Are we certain we can't buy an old oiltanker and crash it into the island? it would be a sweet operating base

Fucking do it then faggot. People always talk shit on pol about how they're going to hang niggers and stop their wives from taking nigger dick but they end up doing nothing.

Communism will win. These fruits will do NOTHING.

To hell with the NAP, ancapbro

Yeah, we are back in action, I missed Tuvalu threads.

I don't believe in the NAP. I am not an ancap.

Come on boys we need some ideas here, we can do this

All plans are in consideration, but the first thing we have to do is cut communication

I haven't seen one of these in like a year.

This.

maybe we can get someone from /k/ to make an EMP drone

>expect Australia to air strike you
lol, emus can't fly stupid

To be able to survive as a nation post conquest you'll need a nuke btw

underrated

>we rate things with replies and upvotes

Why dont we ally ourself with Best Korea after the dust settles?

I read this in Benny Hill's voice

Couldn't we just seize power democratically? Ten people would tip the entire island over.

because K-pop > Communism

>implying Sup Forumsacks wouldn't kill for (you)s

Well if shekels are so plentiful you should swap the jet skis for speedboats with crew-served weapons and a helicopter gunship.

Stormfront tried this year's ago. Turns out basement dwellers bring fail to all of their endeavours. I'd suggest giving up now

wouldnt the pitcairn islands be a better idea?

I dont think Best Korea has been overcome by SK's degenerate culture. Why would we not want a nuclear power as an ally?

Lots of Magpies and Kookaburras duh..

What do you suggest user? A small insurgency to commit false flags and sway public opinion?

>An African micro-state has legs though. We could live like kangs selling negro safari tours.
I agree. Or maybe even some South American country, perhaps Argentina?

Mobility is our greatest strength. Jet skis are paramount for the success of this endeavor.

Go to a port city. Talk with shipping company employees. You may be able to hitch a ride

>acknowledging/reacting to funny posts is a new phenomenon, we never used to do it before reddit came here!

Oh honeypie mooore.

We would only be able to afford one or two of those, but good idea

>larping the post

I'm sure you're some military, logistical and administrative genius user.

Has anyone considered just making the chief an offer he can't refuse, these islanders are huge capitalists and are usually desperate to be rich. We could probably buy the whole island for a few thousand Yankee dollars and some beads.

Dress-up in a bunch of Hijabs and call yourselves refugees.

are you fro real?

Yeah but he didn't contribute anything.
He just said 'underrated' which doesn't even make sense, nothing indicated it was underrated.
A dozen T_d Grannies had probably already seen it and had a laugh.

Fuck off pube

Were you the guy I was talking with about the 338? If so how do you like it?

If this works I will be shocked.

This is an amazing idea. I can already see dozens of neckbearded Sup Forumsacks wearing hijabs and driving towards Tuvalu on their jet skis. A glorious image it is. This might just yet succeed.

It's a bold plan indeed, but through strength and will it can be done.We need to figure out a way to say the public on our side though

Both are cancer ancapistani

OUR NEW REALM WILL BE NATIONAL SOCIALIST

How is this even a question? You new faggots are giving me cancer

My Wilson Combat RTR .338 Federal? I love it. I am getting 8" groups at 1,100 Yard(handloads). I can not use my handloads on duty though.

It seems one of the biggest deterrents is the 1 gunboat they have. Why not set up a ruse off the coast to draw it out? Perhaps an SOS or pop flares like our vessel is sinking.

The gunboat might be able to be destroyed or preferably seized once it's left the port.

Don't forget about air.

Fuck No. Slaughter the men and sell the boys as slaves.

That's why we have Team C

Well, you'd have to buy those movie tier masks that look like black people.

You have ten "guerillas" put up anti-Tuvalu Propaganda in blackface masks

Put me in the dossier

You'll probably get intercepted and NARU'd by tones for two reasons:
>sandnigger garb
>boat

seizing the gunboat should be top priority
we need a covert diver squad to pull that off

This is great, i think we can use false flags as a great strength here

kek

>We create false flag
>Diver squad mounts the ship while it is distracted
Win

witnessed team C for CAS

better watch out for those boomerang nukes...or you just don't.

Shrooms

This plan is retarded. You have literally no appreciation of the logistics and planning behind miltary operations.

You have no idea how to coordinate a fighting force in battle.

You have no idea how to get that foghting force and their equipment there.

Lastly if you think youre going to storm an island with a few rifles and a handful of explosives youre beyond delusional.

Dam that's impressive. I've been thinking about buying a 458 SOCOM from them.

Nice breast x-ray now gtfo porn faggot
>reported

You can't invade a nation with a union jack without losing