Give me one good reason why you should not homeschool your kids

Give me one good reason why you should not homeschool your kids

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Don't the teachers have an answer key?

because home school'd kids end up socially awkward af

just something i have noticed from personal experience

NEA please go

Not an argument

being redpilled from a young age will do that to you

This.

It is really hard to prevent as well. Even exposing them to sports and extra activities doesn't work.

Private school is your best bet, but you're looking at 40k a year for a decent private school.

Will one reason is that they will lack social skills if you home school your kids.

Public schools develop social skills. It's the state's fault for underfunding schools and not firing dumb ass teachers.

Private schools have just as many marxist teachers and druggie students as public school

Funding is not a problem
They have plenty.of money

So my kids won't be socially inept like OP

I'm a school teacher. It's legit just dumbass teachers who are protected by the unions.

Inb4 BLACKED
Also stop spamming this shit

It is illegal in my country actually. Every kid has to go to school.

Im a teacher however, so i could technically create my own private school so long as it meets certain criteria.

I was homeschooled. People almost never believe it when it comes up. A lot of homeschoolers are odd, but many arnt. You just are not as aware of them because you wouldn't have any reason to assume they didn't go to public or private school. Also, depends a lot on the parents.

So the time is attributable per board because of cut, rather than per cut (as it should be)?

WHY DEY DO DIS?

Most places the teacher is only slightly smarter than the students.

Because it takes five minutes to cut a board into one piece

If you are spending your time on Sup Forums and take this place seriously you definitely should not be home schooling your kid.

is that answer wrong in op? cant figure it out

This is a bit of a meme. I was homeschooled. I know many homeschoolers who fit the awkward meme, but just as many who you would never guess they didn't got to public or private school. Depends a lot on the parents, I was lucky in that regard. Also, lets not pretend there are not hordes of unadjusted public school kids running around.

perfect sense.

The biggest problem we have is that there are 30kids per class.

30 fucking kids... one teacher, two at most in certain classes.

Sometimes it feels like you are more of a daykeeper/nanny than actually teaching them anything.

Also, generally 1/3 of those thirty have some ailment or behavioural disorder/trouble at home (kids that get abused etc), or simply doesnt want to learn so they act out and disrupt for attention.

Humans were not made to learn in this environment, it takes a village to raise a child.

It takes 10 minutes to saw a board.

If you want 3 pieces, you saw a board 2 times.

2x10=??

The go back to rebbit faggot
You must have gone to a school with really dumb kids
lol yuropoors
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As a proportion its 2:10 = 3:X, and I forget proofs but 1:5 so X is 15. But thats not how you cut a board. You cut like this if you want 3 pieces

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So its not a proportion, its just X and 2X, so 20 is right unless this 6 year ol. Is learning how to cut a set of rafters

what?

oh..thanks!

Should have hired Mark. Then the answer would be in seconds.

But they also hire teachers that don't portray that attitude at all. Exposing your children to both sides of the aisle is better than having them believe everyone is of one mind. That only sets them up for the world to fuck later. And it will be a hard fucking the more protected and sheltered the child.

Look you daft cunt: to cut a board in to two pieces, you cut once. If one cut took 10 minutes, how long does two cuts take?

It's literally that simple. The answer is fucking 20

>Exposing your children to both sides of the aisle is better
No its not

It's people like you what cause unrest.

reading this makes me feel like I am dumb. The kids right, if the pizza is bigger then its possible. The fuck is going on in this school

not an argument is not an argument

"Home schooling" is inaccurate language because it isn't (and shouldn't) be about education "at home". Homeschooling doesn't mean your kids never leave the house. Parents teach together. It's more like community schooling. Which is what schooling should be. It should be parents and teachers who are genuinely, personally invested in the children that they are with. The mother (and the father when possible) should be working with professional teachers to raise and teach students. Schools don't need to be buildings. Schools can be in homes. And when they are dedicated buildings, nobody should be travelling more than walking distance to them.
With family, community and country there needs to be clear distinctions between different people and groups. People need to be personally and directly responsible for their partners, children and property. Hand these things over to the public sector and they will be treated like public property. Some bureaucrat who doesn't even live in your state is responsible for 13 years of your kid's life.

what does he mean with those fancy symbols and shit?

The teacher's answer could be correct though. If that board was shaped like a piece of paper, it'd take 10 minutes to cut it in half. Then it'd take half as long to cut one of those halves in half. 15 min total.

the godamn question says marty ate more. HOW? fucking stupid goamn teacher
heres a trick question bwhahah where so smart
they think theyre smart their lying about shit and are dumb FUCKS

mother fucking retards who live in a fake society are brainwashed to do whatver the fuck for their fake money. thats what their doing now anything for their fake money including denying reality

id beat their brains out call them a liar and say fuck you
anyone want to counter-argumenet this?

He has autism
Yes it is

Is this implying that the second amendment only applies to the government?
>"The people" have the right to keep and bear arms "in a state militia"

Yes it is. Your child needs to be exposed to both sides to understand what they're up against. You still teach them proper values. How else are children of the Right ever born if education is completely overrun with Left-wing Liberals? Answer me that, cunt muffin?

I know you have no children, possibly no job. I also know you have no functioning brain capable of actual critical thinking. You just hear "we need to send them to the Liberals" and you think it's evil to do so. Show your children why they need to abhor it rather than just dictating they must. Having a smart child is better than an obedient one.

Every homeschool'd right-winger kid has literal autism and social disorders... PLEASE let your kids grow up around their peers, for fuck sake.. Im not kidding... Homeschooling works for some, but it usually just creates social issues noticeable right away.

Retardo. It doesn't say to saw the board into equal pieces. The answer is actually >10 mins.

think Im retarded t b h :(

t-thx user

I'd rather do cocaine in a suit n' tie than in an ally way.

That's just me.

The question doesn't say equal pieces though. The answer is >=10 mins.

>some people say murder is good some people say its bad I am going to teach my kids both points of view
Postmodernists need to be gassed

Hiring manager here: if I interview a white kid, and he's squeaky-fucking-clean, and his background check comes back with no underage drinking or even parking tickets, and I hear "home schooled", I immediately think "ah, whew, dodged a bullet."

Motherfuckers are EITHER going to start proseletyzing to my most liberal atheist lawsuit-happy employees OR they're going to roll in carrying an AR-15 on the 2nd of every month to celebrate the 2nd Amendment OR they're going to awkwardly mention to my secretary that she "would make fine breeding stock" and "probably has a good eight kids in her" and for fuck's sake, do you assholes not realize how hard it is to get a secretary who gives good head and won't blab to my wife?

Agreed.

Having a child only exposed to one side of things sets them up for failure. As when the time comes when they're exposed to the other side, it'll be like a new drug to them they've never experienced before.

It turns them into social retard.

t. homeschooled child

Are you actually retarded or do you just "pretend" to be?

Regardless of size, the cut still takes the same amount of time. Jesus Christ. And I thought Canadian public education was supposed to be better than American education up until higher-education.

Saw board into 2 pieces = 1 saw = 10 minutes
Saw board into 3 pieces = 2 saws = 20 minutes

You're the one who should be gassed. You're the one doing the same exact thing as the Left does: brainwashing your child to think only a certain way.

I'm not advocating forcing them tot he Left. I'm saying they need to see how repulsive the Left is by being exposed to it. You still teach them Right-leaning principles and morals at home. You still have to be the PARENT, after all.

Unless you can't handle it, which by the looks of your opinions, seems to be what is more likely.

i was public schooled :(

No one uses handsaws here anymore...

>Retardo. It doesn't say to saw the board into equal pieces. The answer is actually >10 mins.


This is the most retarded thing that I have ever seen on this board!

Oh wait....its a leaf.

I went to a public school and I'm socially retarded and can't do math

Wot?
All this shit has tricked your minds and you can't see basic questions anymore.

> using semantics because you've lost the argument

That's how I know you're retarded and attempting to "troll". High School must be rough for you to come to a site like this and attempt to project your inadequacies on us because you are bullied and socially ostracized in the public.

Poor you. But not really.

>You're the one doing the same exact thing as the Left does
No I am not
I am not teaching my kids leftism
>I'm saying they need to see how repulsive the Left is by being exposed to it.
Ok but they will get my view of the left

Mr. Turnbull, turn off that laptop and go to sleep.

Nice strawman. You're a shining example of great education.

Fucking hell, leaf.

So what's the answer, genius?

still dont know multiplication tables..teachers gave up on me

The only homeschooled people who have worked at my firm were fired very quickly, all for not functioning correctly.

it's basically reading comprehension stuff into math
if anything they are raising kids who are afraid to act because they learn to read between the lines 6 times over just in case someone hid some smarmy WELL ACTUALLY shit in there.

I was homeschooled almost my entire life.
I do not regret a second of it. However, there are some atrocious caveats you must consider, should you decide to go this route:
- Your child will become socially awkward
- Your child will (statistically) learn faster than public schooled children.
- Your child will (depending on how much more of the truth you feed them compared to public school) have a hard time maintaining friendships

It has ruined, and saved, my life. Just keep in mind, it's almost an equal ratio of problems solved to problems created, not just the ones listed above.
>pic related was what I learned on my own time

> doing the same thing the Left does equates to "teaching them liberal ideals" in your mind

That's how I know you're retarded. You can't even comprehend what I meant. It was to say that the Left shelters children away from seeing the entire picture; they are only shown the Lefts perception of the picture, never the real one. So to do you espouse this ideal: sheltering your child from the harshness of the real world and only letting them see your interpretation of it.

I know introspection is difficult to swallow, but you should really do it sometime. You even admitted to doing exactly what the left does when you said, "Okay, but they will get MY view of the Left." It should be their view of the Left aided with your guiding word that it's not a good ideology.

But go ahead, make your child your pet. What do I care.

>You can't even comprehend what I meant.
I know what you meant
I am just not an anarchist
All views dont have equal value

Which is why you don't homeschool them alone in a basement. The key is using what is called "A homeschool group".... earth shattering I know.
Basically, it's a group of families with kids in the same approximate age range that all use the same curriculum. They attend field trips together, work together on homework, and build forts together at lunch. You can expect the kids to form lifelong friendships with said individuals and for them to be solid members of a community.

thats exactly what im starting to think is going on... is it that or are they trying to up the number of adhd meds they hand out?

exposing a kid to the other side is far different than being completely immersed in it for 12 straight years

That's not what anarchism is dummy. You would know that if you payed attention your enemy. Teach your kids about leftism and why it's incorrect, unless you want to watch them turn into socialists the day after they start university.

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we dont care about your (button pushers) niggers, and hope they all kill ya
nigger lover

I am going to homeschool twin boys and at least one more kid. What do you advise? I plan on putting kids in martial arts and sports to socialise.

What does any of this have to do with anarchy? You've completely dropped the subject and are now looking for anything else to say to make it look like you're still in this argument with something of substance.

And where did I say all views have equal value? That's some mighty fine projecting you did there, guy. If I were telling you to make sure your child knows what they're up against, but still hold true to sound reason on the Right, would I be saying the Left is equally as valid? No. Simply put, no. I revile it just like you, but sheltering my child is only spoiling my own progeny. And why would I want to do that?

Again, you should really do some introspection. Your view point is one of a very closed mind. You wouldn't even allow your child to learn first hand why you hate things. You would simply demand they believe you.

>That's not what anarchism is dummy.
That is exactly what it is
IT is the rejection of hierarchies
>Teach your kids about leftism and why it's incorrect,
I already said I would
What I said I would do is give them both viewpoints so they can make up their own mind

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That's a great first start, but don't rely just on that.

I would strongly recommend joining a Christian homeschool group. Pick one with a lot of kids in the same age range - you want them to be able to teach each other new concepts and to learn to absorb information from their peer group.

Music lessons and 4-H clubs are also very important.

There are literally none. They are your private genetic property and handing them off to others for management is not only irresponsible but a potential vector of abuse.

Because homeschooling is illegal

> Make post "exposing your children to both sides of the aisle is NOT better than only exposing them to one"
> Back-pedal and state "I will expose them to both viewpoints so they can make up their mind"

Nice damage control, faggot.

>what are extra curriculars
No excuse, faggot. You're just a mentally ill fuck up that should have been gassed.

For all the claims of homeschool leads to autism: partially true. I was homeschooled until high school, was a sperg freshman and sophomore year, better junior, better senior, and after going through college I'm completely fine (inb4 you're here, I'm married have kids and have friends now). I think plenty of sports would have helped me but I kept quitting them. I do still kind of hate people in general though.

What you need to do is replace the socialization they receive from a public school. That is absolutely the most important thing, because it's this socialization that is critical for mental and neurochemical development.
And don't be afraid to put them in front of educational toys. I grew up with Legos, computers and toy science kits, now I'm slowly building a private laboratory with the excess cash I get from work on a 6-figure salary.
Make sure to indulge in their passions, and take an interest in it yourself. Don't be afraid to encourage it, unless it's a hobby that isn't good for them (drugs, etc.), but in that case offer alternatives (STEM!)

And most importantly, don't be afraid to let them do things themselves. Independence is critical in the long run, and I don't know what I'd be if my parents were overarching. They let me have unfettered access to the internet, but guided me along to be able to make smart choices on my own.

Good luck with your kids, I'm sure they'll grow up to be lovely people!

I am not going to give them the lefts viewpoint
I am going to give them my viewpoint on the left

As a little side note, I'm no role model. These are just the things that got me through childhood with a smile and a strong brain. Just let your kids be kids, and be the invisible hand that leads them to success. They'll take care of the rest.

Because your parents were lazy.

If you homeschool your kids and don't join a homeschool group to socialize them to other children, they will act like they have autism.

How do you cut A board into ONE piece you fucking moron.

The teacher is applying the wrong math to this. The child is assuming you cut the board twice. One cut is 10 minutes. Two cuts is 20. 20 is the correct answer. The ---|---|--- is just a visual to show why its wrong. The cuts are the same langth. If you saw the same length it should take the same amount of time. Its a pre algebra class so most variables not mentioned should be as simple as possible.

What is the sound of one hand clapping desu?

Man your parents must be proud of your autism

Sounds like a weak normal clap, friend.

10/2 = 5 minutes per piece. 3 pieces would constitute 5 mins a piece. 3 x 5 = 15. What part of that can you not understand?

>another board
the teacher is also wrong for assuming you can use the same board you cut into two and cut it once more to make three

Why does it take 5 minutes to cut a board into one piece?