You're not a man of you haven't done at least 8 of these things. Feel free to add to the list, post your score. Oh, and your sex must be biologically male, of course.
>lifted weights and saw results
>kissed or had sex with a female
>shot a gun and know proper safety
>chopped wood
>gotten in a fight
>broken a bone
>drank liquor
>fixed your car (oil change/lights or basic maintenance does not count)
>worked a blue collar job
>been in the military
contain your autism m8
>YOU'RE NOT WHITE TRASH IF
ftfy
obsolete hypermasculinity.
you have nothing left to contribute to humanity.
no one needs you, deport yourself loser.
most posters on this board look like pic related and had never had sex before
>shot a gun and know proper safety
>gotten in a fight
>drank liquor
>been in the military
thats all I done m8
>broken a bone
>manly
Bonelets gtfo
Never broken a bone
>lifted weights and saw results
and then proceed to be a faggot and take selfies in the mirror
>kissed or had sex with a female
JUST kissing is enough to be a man? wow
>shot a gun and know proper safety
knives are far more manly
>chopped wood
seems reasonable
>gotten in a fight
degenerate
>broken a bone
degenerate
>drank liquor
extreme degenerate
>fixed your car (oil change/lights or basic maintenance does not count)
be too poor to have some pleb do it
>worked a blue collar job
be poor
>been in the military
yes go fight for israel, goy
>im mang
They look like fine young gentlemen and are saving themselves for marriage, thus lowering their chances of divorce in the future? Sounds good!
>lifted weights and saw results
yes
>kissed or had sex with a female
yes
>shot a gun and know proper safety
no
>chopped wood
yes
>gotten in a fight
yes
>broken a bone
yes
>drank liquor
yes
>fixed your car (oil change/lights or basic maintenance does not count)
no
>worked a blue collar job
no
>been in the military
no
6/10
FUCK
This is BS.
>kissed or had sex with a female
>chopped wood
>gotten in a fight
>broken a bone
>drank liquor
>fixed your car (oil change/lights or basic maintenance does not count)
>worked a blue collar job
almost there
Feel really bad for you guys, you know being weak beta males and all. Have you ever tried to improve yourselves?
Good on you man, you're halfway there.
>lifted weights and saw results
>kissed or had sex with a female
>shot a gun and know proper safety
>chopped wood
>gotten in a fight
>broken a bone
>drank liquor
>worked a blue collar job
7/8 not a real man, feelsbadman
They look normal. What's wrong with you?
/thread
i've done 7 of these things and i'm a lefty faggot.
I only got 5/10
Only done 6 of those things, but since I'm 6''2 I automatically pass your test. Checkmate manlets.
lel didn't know Sup Forums turned into fucking tumblr
wtf i hate masculinity now
>lifted weights and saw results
Bodyweight training is heaps better and gives you a more functional and aesthetic body
>kissed or had sex with a female
Done both
>shot a gun and know proper safety
Done
>chopped wood
lol what?
>gotten in a fight
So is losing your shit manly now? you sound insecure.
>broken a bone
Having weak, subhuman bones is not manly if you ask me.
>drank liquor
Done
>fixed your car (oil change/lights or basic maintenance does not count)
Done
>worked a blue collar job
t. wageslave cuck
>been in the military
t. welfare queen cuck
this tbqh
>8/8
>88
feels good man
>Held down the same job for 20 years.
>Paid off a house.
>supported a family.
>are financially sound.
>helped others to better themselves.
>attended the funeral of both of your parents.
>kissed or had sex with a female
thats the shit I struggle the most with, its getting harder as I approach 30 already.
>cancucks and r*dditstanis think pic related is good
you have never seen a vagina and you know it
your sister doesnt count
>worked a blue collar job
"obsolete hypermasculinity."
libshit faggot detected
being a man isnt really bettering yourself
being obsessed with masculinity just makes you a faggot
Add performed a Mortal Kombat fatality to the list.
>broken a bone
I haven't broken a bone because I'm not a retard, knock on wood.
>been in the military
I haven't been in the military because I am not a retard
Have done the rest though. What about skinned an animal? Hiked 1000 miles. Summited mountains over 15,000 ft, build a cabin.
I mean, come on, man. Your list is shitty.
I've done a couple of the things on your retarded list op, here's what makes a man. Provide for yourself and the people you care for, take responsibility for your actions and your dependants and be willing and able to stand up for what you believe in and those you care about.
>white trash
JIDF right on time
I have done all these things except fixing a car because I prefer public transportation and have never owned a car (only driven cars for work as a post man for a while).
Allahu Akbar!
is this Sup Forums now?
Yes sir but I think you forgot
>kept your word even when it hurts.
That's why I said feel free to add more, man.
I've done all of it except military. Oh and I've never broken a bone because I'm not a little bitch. My bones are dense.
Did you grow up without a father?
Being a man is first and foremost a state of mind. None of those things makes you a man, though men typically will engage in some of those things. You have your reasoning mixed up.
>lifted weights and saw results
Done it.
>kissed or had sex with a female
Already got a bun in the lady's oven.
>shot a gun and know proper safety
Done it (like every self respecting Finn).
>chopped wood
Done it.
>gotten in a fight
Done it. It's always fun to tussle a bit.
>broken a bone
GOMAD. Come at me bonelets.
>drank liquor
Done it.
>fixed your car (oil change/lights or basic maintenance does not count)
Haven't done it, but I do want to learn.
>worked a blue collar job
Done it.
>been in the military
Done it (like every self respecting Finn).
gg ez
>8/8
but there's 10 things listed
you forgot
>have unprotected anal sex with another male.
All of the above. Is this really all it takes to you?
Only one I haven't done is military but they would not take me anyways because my legs are fucked
>shot a gun
>broken a bone
>drank liquor
>gotten in a fight
are you a nigger op?
Sweet I did all 10 things in your list. I AM A MAN!!!
>lifted weights and saw results
Check
>kissed or had sex with a female
Check
>shot a gun and know proper safety
Check
>chopped wood
Check
>gotten in a fight
Check
>broken a bone
Check
>drank liquor
Check
>fixed your car (oil change/lights or basic maintenance does not count)
Semi check. I took care of a semi advance problem but this one is kind of horseshit as cars start to become way to complicated to the point if you don't get the proper software update it won't function.
>worked a blue collar job
Check
>been in the military
Check
What do I win?
why have so many of you been in the millitary?
I guess 9 (never been in the military). I've never held a blue collar job for more than 6 months so idk if that counts. Working full-time white collar these days
I got exactly 8. Fags in this thread will be hunted down and gassed.
Why not get paid to kill dunecoons?
>lifted weights and saw results
ew no
>kissed or had sex with a female
eww no
>shot a gun and know proper safety
yee
>chopped wood
nah
>gotten in a fight
nah but I always wanted to
>broken a bone
no I don't think
>drank liquor
yeah when I was 14 and I've hated it since then.
>fixed your car (oil change/lights or basic maintenance does not count)
no
>worked a blue collar job
no
>been in the military
no
But like you always say, chromosomes don't lie :) now I'm gonna go take a shit in your pissrooms.
I've done shit that should've snapped my bones like twigs but i guess all that milk I drank as a kid actually worked
>fixed your car
Get a load of this lamer.
If you're a man, you don't fix a car, you fucking build one.
Fucking faggot.
Add one more
>you're not a man if you haven't run over atleast 20+ commies
>Larped convincingly as Teddy Roosevelt
>Lived for a time off the land
>fabricated shit out of hardcore american steel
>navigated some shit by the stars
>educated yourself
>made a good knife.
>Sailed
>navigated the rivers of your land
>smoked meat
>learned carpentry
Sitting at eight. I would add a few:
Fix and ride motorcycles, safely use power tools and know how to build at least a couple useful things, know how to drive a stick shift, have caught at least a few fish and generally know how.
>breaking bones
Fuck off grandma
any mouth breather can do over half of your list.
What do you look like fuckhead? Probably a fat fucking nigger.
>broken a bone
Oh yeah if you don't break your bones easily you can't be a man
8 out of 9 niggas. Come at me.
>chopped wood
Deforestation thread?
*out of 10
how come you like raping kids
done everything except
>join military nor fix car
Does ROTC count?
>lifted weights and saw results
Never had too.
>kissed or had sex with a female
No, I don't dwell on it much.
>shot a gun and know proper safety
Of course
>chopped wood
hell yeah, chopped down couple of trees with my double bladed.
>gotten in a fight
Yes, plenty.
>broken a bone
Nope.
>drank liquor
Yes, not a drinking kind of guy tho.
>fixed your car (oil change/lights or basic maintenance does not count)
>worked a blue collar job
Nope.
>been in the military
Nope.
Not a real man if you are alt right. You are crying baby man.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. Is that good?
To be a welfare queen.
Duh. Come on Netherlands get it together now.
>lifted weights and saw results
Good genes and hard work net you the same results.
>kissed or had sex with a female
Too many, fuck women (no homo)
>shot a gun and know proper safety
Dad kicked the shit out of me once for accidentally glancing him with the barrel of a shotgun when I was twelve.
>chopped wood
Six cords every summer.
>gotten in a fight
Only retards would risk any sort of brain damage.
>broken a bone
Never excused from dinner table until I drank my pint of milk.
>drank liquor
Tons, alcohol can fuel the white man's creativity. This is not true of other races.
>fixed your car (oil change/lights or basic maintenance does not count)
Father had me underneath trucks as long as I can remember.
>worked a blue collar job
Three days a week, only financially challenged idiots work full time. Spend your fucking time learning,painting or playing classical music, fuck.
>been in the military
Naw, but I would gladly join in a time of need.
>lifted weights and saw results
>shot a gun and know proper safety
>chopped wood
>gotten in a fight
>broken a bone
>drank liquor
>>lifted weights and saw results
yes
>>kissed or had sex with a female
yes
>>shot a gun and know proper safety
yes
>>chopped wood
yes
>>gotten in a fight
yes
>>broken a bone
no, I have strong bones unlike you
>>drank liquor
yes
>>fixed your car (oil change/lights or basic maintenance does not count)
no, I totaled one and take care of my current one (2015 model)
>>worked a blue collar job
used to
>>been in the military
nope, not being a warrior of zog
I guess if I had less calcium, fought for jews, or had a shittier car I'd be as cool as OP
>lifted weights and saw results
Yes
>kissed or had sex with a female
Yes
>shot a gun and know proper safety
Yes
>chopped wood
Yes
>gotten in a fight
Yes, couple times
>broken a bone
Yes, once. It's actually broken now
>drank liquor
Yes
>fixed your car (oil change/lights or basic maintenance does not count)
Fixed my then gf's car multiple times. I don't have a car, cause I'm a broke student
>worked a blue collar job
Yes
>been in the military
Armoured brigade
>Now you're a man
Everything but the military
>lifted weights and saw results
Yes, though I have become old and fat.
>kissed or had sex with a female
Yes, though it's been over a year. See above.
>shot a gun and know proper safety
Yes. own the memest of meme guns, pic related
>chopped wood
Split wood. Cut trees down with chain saw.
>gotten in a fight
yes
>broken a bone
Ankle and nose. latter because of fighting
>drank liquor
Made my own and drank it
>fixed your car (oil change/lights or basic maintenance does not count)
Installed a 7 liter v8 in my old Buick.
>worked a blue collar job
still do. Good benefits, decent pay
>been in the military
Army
What do I win?
>>lifted weights and saw results
Vanity is a feminine trait.
You're not a real man if your muscles were made by lifting weights and not heavy objects doing chores on the farm.
With today's military, you don't have to be very manly at all the pass or make it to contracts end. I know little pussies who are 11b in the army along with rangers and 0300 series marines.
he could probably cosby someone....
Don't eat the big mint in the giant drinking fountain.
I'm a black woman
>lifted weights and saw results
Yep
>kissed or had sex with a female
Not gay but yes with my boyfriend
>shot a gun and know proper safety
Yes
>chopped wood
No
>gotten in a fight
Yes
>broken a bone
No.
>drank liquor
A bit. Dont really like alcohol
>fixed your car (oil change/lights or basic maintenance does not count)
I'm stereotypically bad with cars lol.
>worked a blue collar job
yes
>been in the military
no.
huh i guess it's accurate.
>lifted weights and saw results
we're all gonna make it brah
>kissed or had sex with a female
done oral but I'm saving my best for a wife
>shot a gun and know proper safety
tried out my friend's SKS, want a scout rifle now
>chopped wood
felled a couple trees with my axe this summer
>drank liquor
just a few rye and whiskeys once but I'll take it
>fixed your car
I wish this one weren't so true
>worked a blue collar job
courier warehouse work
good list OP
You're not a man unless you've survived for 8 days and nights in a snow cave at 12000 ft drinking bourbon and smokin splifgs and then saved a guy dying of hypothermia and topped it off with a large pizza.
broken a bone? haha bad reflexes are a good thing now?
I've been using the mens room all my life I know those are to take the stink away from shit.
What are you doing on Sup Forums? Genuinely curious.
is that a DEAGLE BRAND DEAGLE
curiosity
I'm usually on other boards but i wanted to see what Sup Forums had to say about what was going on in murica recently and check out the memes.
I HAVEN'T EVEN DONE ONE AND I'M 24
>I'm a black woman
This is Sup Forums we don't serve yer kind round heah.
A BLACK WOMAN ON POL
KEK
What if I had gains from lifting 2x4s at my blue collar job?
>no broken bones
maybe a finger before but i don't have osteoporosis so not sure why that excludes me from your qualifications
>no military
i'll give you that one
Neck yourself faggot.
>dying for israel
no you are a fucking moron.
>chopped wood
>gotten in a fight
>broken a bone
>drank liquor
>worked a blue collar job
>been in the military
>retarded bluepill/nigger/poorfag shit
>manly
lol!
why are you screaming
NORMIES GET OUT
REEEE
Fair enough.
>lifted weights and saw results
check
>kissed or had sex with a female
check
dang just shy
>shot a gun and know proper safety
check
>chopped wood
check
>gotten in a fight
check
>broken a bone
>drank liquor
check
>fixed your car (oil change/lights or basic maintenance does not count)
check
>worked a blue collar job
>been in the military