Wow I don't give a shit about Australian politics.
Is the deputy prime minister just fancy talk for prime minister? So what happens? Does parliament re-vote? From what I can tell you parliamentary folk change PMs all the time.
Anthony Long
Constitutional crisis. Good chance of a snap election in Australia now.
Brody Taylor
who gives a fuck lol
Tyler Torres
Not even Aussies do mate.
Gavin Edwards
lurk more faggot larper
Mason Edwards
so kinda like an impeachment in america
Caleb King
Jesus Christ I can only imagine what kind of shitposting you did hiding behind that flag
Austin Thomas
More or less.
Ethan Thomas
BARNABY CHOICE
Juan Sullivan
hilarious if true
Anthony Lopez
Truth be told it might not be as big a deal as you think, assuming Barnaby remains popular enough to win New England again. There's precedent for him simply resigning, renouncing the citizenship he never asked for, then restanding at the by election:
>In 1996, Kelly was elected twice to the seat of Lindsay, based around the suburb of Penrith on the western fringe of Sydney. The first time was at the general election on 2 March 1996, but she was later disqualified because of her RAAF employment, and not having taken steps to renounce her New Zealand citizenship. After addressing these issues, she was re-elected at a by-election on 19 October 1996 with an increased majority.[1]
Evan James
Fucking hell, I guess the cat is out of the bag now
Zachary Taylor
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Joshua Williams
So barnsey is a dual citizen, he cannot hold a cabinet position. He's going to have to step down as the leader of the nationals because they need representation in the cabinet for the coalition to be stable.
Nicholas Sanders
s.44 applies to any position in Parliament - upper house or lower, cabinet or not.
Kayden Moore
Is this kind of like a lesser version of that Korean cunt president's bullshit? How did no one know he was a NZ citizen? WILL THERE BE WAR?
Grayson Lopez
he's all yours emuniggers
p.s see ya soon im coming for ya jobs and woman
Tyler Sanchez
The current government holds a one seat majority and the deputy prime minister of said government is a dual citizen. Constitution does not allow any dual citizen to sit in government.
Will probably force a snap election like the UK just had, but I'm no constitutional lawyer.
Robert Sanders
Holy shit, this country is so fucked.
Why in the goddamn hell does it matter if Joyce has "dual citizenship?" We are literally going to go to a snap election over a fucking footnote in the Australian MUH CONSTITUTION. If there ever was an argument for monarchy, this nation is it.
Jordan King
Based kiwi pulling Aussie strings behind the scenes
Caleb Gonzalez
nah he is goin back to your place.
Owen Ramirez
Get fucked I don't want no kiwi spy fucks in our parliament.
Jackson Ortiz
>monarchies dont have constitutions
What did the NEET mean?
Robert Powell
>kiwi spies >being this paranoid Barnaby was based you nigger. More based than the fags in the Neoliberal Party.
Isaac Wright
I never said constitutional monarchy knucklehead. I said monarchy. Like it was in Germany in the 19th century.
Ethan Jones
you have no idea how many "Aussie shitposters" are kiwis behind VPNs
Austin Myers
Well, that is indeed some sort of preserved sour vegetable lol
Parker Sanchez
vote in a right wing ally of trump plz
Connor Flores
kek
Isaiah Rogers
The real question is, will TONES make his move to save the libs in a snap election?
Tyler Carter
Sure, but as I said here it's actually happened before without being too much of a catastrophe. Whether or not the government could survive a confidence motion in the interim would be the key question
Zachary Ross
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Isaac Johnson
Go
Jonathan Stewart
God I hope so*
Leo Collins
Tell me about tones.
Is he really that based?
Liam Carter
just another case of NZers with mainland envy
Noah Mitchell
Our sleeper agents have been infiltrating for some time. This is just the beginning, the third island shall be ours once again.
Liam Flores
I have no fucking clue what you just said.
Wyatt Smith
he stopped the boats and dished out bants
Eli Gray
He was born in Australia and never applied for NZ citizenship. All Kim has to do is declare every Australian a North Korean citizen and we'll have no government anymore.
Jose Davis
He was a master at playing the opposition. Didn't offer any policy up, just shat on the government every which way he could to make em look like idiots. Brutal. Won him the next election (only to be stabbed in the back) because the party that lost power uses his tactics against him.
Tones wrote the playbook on being a modern politician in Australia
Josiah Garcia
ok, so I don't really follow our political happenings as it's generally quite boring and uneventful. This is like, the 3rd or 4th one right? How does this tie into the bigger picture? Are they all globalist plants, or something less interesting?
David Morris
ELECTION WHEN LIBS BTFO VOTE FOR DAVID LIONHELMET
Angel Nguyen
considered by many to bee a complete fuckwit, holds extremely retarded fundamentalist christian views and was quite misguided with his comments and policy towards welfare bogans. Not a player of 4d chess so much as a rich dumb bible thumping fool. Not inspiring, not the sort of conservatism I could get behind
Andrew Long
No grand conspiracy or happening. Just NZ granting automatic citizenship to anyone who even comes close
Mason Carter
kiwis need to make regular general threads aye
Thomas Murphy
they do
Ian Thomas
>code black >its nothing
wow
Brody Bell
Only the entire government getting dissolved. Fuck up seppo.
Xavier Williams
>press x to doubt.jpeg
Isaiah Thomas
the liberals don't have a clear majority if they lose their deputy pm, they lose a seat which makes them lose their majority therefore not being able to do fuck all because of obstruction from labor, possibly causing a new election
aka a new government aka our 5th government in 8 years
rudd - gillard - rudd - tones - kikebull
if there is a new one who the fuck knows? shorten?
>The outcome of the 2016 double dissolution election in the 150-seat House of Representatives saw the one-term incumbent Liberal/National Coalition government re-elected with a reduced 76 seats, a bare one-seat majority government − the closest federal majority result since the 1961 election.
Don't even bother, yanks are a fucking cancer in any thread that isn't specifically designated for them, including this cunt They're probably not even white. Have you ever seen a Sup Forums meet up thread in America?
Christian Walker
BAHAHAHA Aussies are secondary kiwi citizens now, BTFO cunts!
Jacob Nelson
Its about time we reclaimed the West island of NZ
Luke Nguyen
americans are pretty stupid i know
Daniel Cruz
Fuck off we don't want him here either. Send the faggot to Taiwan where all of his jewbux are.
Kevin Collins
Fuck up, discount Tasmania.
Samuel Sanchez
Chill out bitch have a nice swim!
Isaiah Carter
lol it's illegal for public officeholders to have dual citizenship in straya?
that'd be nice. we have 29 congresspeople with dual israeli citizenship.
Sebastian Carter
Like you sheep shaggers could govern tassie
Grayson Taylor
wtf? for real? It's for stopping manchurian candidates and shit.
Logan Green
You gotta be part of team Australia or bust
Blake Sanders
Tones- Tony Abbott (pbuh) was ahead of his time. Much like Jesus, I and many other citizens, saw and didn't believe until after He was gone. I pray for His return to the Emu throne, so that He may work further wondrous deeds among us.
Jackson Flores
Well it is easier to govern when your government isn't being dissolved.
And yet no mention of Penny Wong being born in Malaysia to a Malaysian father...
Kayden Ross
>laughing at your own jokes
Chea
Cooper Wilson
Not only do I not know what that means, I also don't care because >Australia
Angel Foster
hol' up
so u b sayin' that kiwi be kangz an' shit?
Nathan Myers
nothing happening, digits confirm
Easton Garcia
Australia isnt mine (yet)
Isaac Adams
Barbaby is not based. He announced this week the arrival of 200 more 'syrian' refugees in his area of New England. This is on top of the 12000 (((Abbot))) forced upon us. He's a cuck and a shill for China
Jacob Hughes
I don't speak koala nigger what the fuck is happening
Evan Howard
Does this possibly mean a new PM...again?
Grayson Bennett
When the fuck is the government going to call out Iranian muslim Dastyari and Malaysian Wong?
If Barnaby falls, it's likely the government will uncover their dual citizenship too
Christopher Nguyen
Major minister in the government may be revoked of his position, which means that his party (the incumbent) will no longer hold a majority, possibly leading to an election and another new PM.
>inb4 Joyce isn't Libs, I know, he's in the coalition and I was simplifying it for Bobby-Ray
Lincoln Mitchell
Stop living in implicit denial - you all know what this means, you just don't want to say it. Snap election will be called. And BILL SHORTEN is our next pm.
Nicholas Wood
Truly the 'man' we deserve to lead 'our' "country".
Luis Evans
i saw bill shorten irl ama
Brody Howard
Not sure who from the govt is speaking in parliament now, but he just said the labor party would use their powers to refer members to the high court but the government will not do so because they do not operate like a third world stalinist government like the labor party does.
When will conservatives worldwide start attacking, when will they uncuck themselves? This is why we lose, so called principals. Pathetic.
Connor Fisher
Here we go again. God i love being australian.
Jordan James
I've heard he does the 'limp-fish' handshake, is this true?
Nathaniel Sanders
I guarantee I am more white than u cunt
Jack Campbell
Nice tits.
Kayden Davis
who cares, both australia and new zland are literally shit tier countries that dont matter one fucking bit in world affairs
James Reed
T H I C C
Sebastian Cruz
fucking lol barnaby
Ryan Nelson
liberals are chink stooges, labor are safe school stooges. we are just completely fucked.
Mason Jenkins
i don't know he jogged past me with 2 bodyguards and looked me in the eye his man tits are very prominent irl as well they were going up and down
Aaron Bell
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Jonathan Baker
I've seen both Anthony Albanese and Bill Shorten separately on two occasions in Qantas Club and could have spilled hot soup on either of them.