What is the most noble, redpilled way to commit suicide?

What is the most noble, redpilled way to commit suicide?

Not committing suicide

Self-beheading.

The most redpilled way of commiting suicide is not doing it.

Old age

sudoku

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Dying of old age. Suicide is not redpilled.

Blowing yourself up while killing invaders

fuck off

Seppuku.

this is more what I was thinking, what explosive is easily obtainable?

Eat yourself to death.

Gave the secret service do it for you.

Having a bunch of kids with a white woman and committing life suicide by providing everything for them and your wife.

Declare you have evidence against Hillary Clinton/The DNC that will negatively impact them

>"ahbloobloobloobloo i wanna kill myself"
>being afraid to stick it out

You know who are also a bunch of pussies afraid to face things? Leftists. Hence, there is no such thing as a redpilled suicide.

Like this.

Do it.
Or are you some kind of pussy?

Boogie's story isn't over yet, he's gonna lose that weight and end up full natsoc.

Mass murder shitskins, then pretend you joined ISIS.

Obvious troll is obvious.

If you kys you're a coward no matter how you do it so you may as well od on heroin and enjoy your last few moments

lol. you think you can die.
you still don't know the redpill.
there is a god. there is a devil.

you can only be separated from your body.
and your body will melt it's flesh off its bones.
and your bones will crumble into dust or
turn to stone.

but you will never die.


gift of god is eternal life.

check out anytime you'd like
but you can never leave.
how many times have you lived this life?
you think this is your first rodeo being a human?
lmao
you're the only one here.

you're gonna live the life of every single life form
not just once, but over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.

for your own entertainment.

god in denial

this
or self flaying

Kill as many Muslims as possible beforehand

You are wrong, and have no idea of what you speak.

Just shoot up some Black bloc and kill yourself via poison once you're caught by the police

This was how I want to do it anyway. (if I ever get that low)

When the enemy is coming to get you, to shoot your brains out with grin, in front of them, knowing they can't do shit anymore and watch helplessly.

work yourself to death slowly over 80 years.

I don't have access to guns or know anyone who will sell illegaly

Cut open your abdomen and disembowel yourself with a straight face.

BY CRASHING A PLANE INTO MECCA.

Or you could throw a grenade into the crowd. You could probably pull it off without anyone knowing if you planned it out thoroughly enough

> What is the most noble, redpilled way to commit suicide?
start a career, get married, raise lots of kids

Include me in your screencap/raport NSA.

I can't buy grenade. where do u buy grenade? also, I want to die

Overdose on keks

fuck dude I dunno

what do u mean?

>What is the most noble, redpilled way to commit suicide?

By taking out Soros and Rothschilds.

>I can't buy grenade. where do u buy grenade?
Sweden maybe?

well I don't think I'll do that anyway I need to die

Seppuku obviously

Cheeseburgers and Coke. It is the American way.

There are islamic extremist sites that teach how to do homemade bombs

>What is the most noble, redpilled way to commit suicide?

Dying in battle.

this makes sense, thank u Sup Forums

Try to get to a meet and greet event for the DNC, blow yourself up or kill the big dogs with a gun, then kill yourself

Commit karaoke

If I was going to kill myself, I would def try to kill Chuck Schumer while I'm at it

seppuku sounds pretty fucking brutal man, you sure that's the way you want to go?

You only do it like that if you want to survive and spend the rest of your life in a wheelchair, pooping into a bag.

death by alt left rage, make sure its filmed for lulz and ousting the left as violent idiots

Old age

Become a despicable example of the other side, do allot of damage and die like a coward.
Most wont as the only one who will know (if done right) is you.

go to an antifa rally or a meet and greet for the DNC and use guns, explosives are hard to get. Just shoot them (use automatic guns and plenty of ammo) then shoot yourself

And LEAVE A MANIFESTO.

Dying in glorious battle for your homeland and values. Either things get better or things get better and you die.

This is also good.

try getting 2 SMGs, put them in a backpack, use both at the same time

death by headshot is painless

don't forget extended cartridges

Have information that could lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.

only red pulled suicide is becoming an hero to protect your countries secrets on the field of battle. Or if women suicide to stop invaders raping them. That's literally it. You are a faggot otherwise

DNC are high security so a ANTIFA rally is the best bet. Disguise yourself as one of them, also start posting leftist bullshit on every social media.

You can go down as a mentally ill leftist that lost his mind. It would help us immensely.

The "kill white people" rhetoric would be ideal, then leaving a manifesto with something like: "I realized that my partners in marxism-communism are nothing but white men and women and with the events in charllotesville, I saw that they needed to be exterminated, because they were deturpating marxism to fit their own white supremacist agenda"

That would be hero tier.

>that photo
top kek

Infect yourself with a deadly virus.

Take a trip to Israel.

can confirm, IM the only person whos real

Says the pussy.