Brit/pol/ - BUF edition

>Operation Sanctuary: Newcastle child sex network convicted
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-40879427

>The UK's key repeal bill facing challenges
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40589510

>OBLIGED to go to WAR: Britain ‘has to take on North Korea if Kim fires missiles at US’
express.co.uk/news/world/839971/North-Korea-war-US-UK-Britain-missile-World-War-Three-WW3-North-Korea-news

>Brexit: UK risks an international court case over Theresa May's plans for leaving EU single market
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-latest-news-uk-eu-single-market-quit-international-tribunal-risk-no-formal-notice-europe-a7877436.html

>UK criticised over sales of military equipment to Venezuela
theguardian.com/politics/2017/aug/11/uk-criticised-over-sales-of-military-equipment-to-venezuela

>Eleven traveller family members convicted following slavery trials
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-40899839

>Seven in 10 Britons now support hard Brexit according to major survey
express.co.uk/news/politics/839888/Brexit-news-most-Britons-support-clean-break-EU-major-survey

>Government to consider laser pen licence after attack rise
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40907694

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>Ladies and gentleme Mr burt Bacharach

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Brit here, but in America. All the happenings are occurring in America. Anything big going to happen in the homeland lads?

I heard Big Ben is about to be silenced for 4 years for maintenance. What the fuck are they doing that takes 4 years

Converting it into minaret insha'Allah.

MISHMASHALLAH!

Repairs.

By that they mean fixing the tower so that it looks less phallic and emblematic of the white cis male patriarchy.

But for some reason he keeps his Facebook account active with his town on it so every one knows it's him
He even dinner posts on it

Proves that being doxxed here isn't really a big deal desu

Thanks all for the water drinking advice !

Haha shit I didn't know people found his Facebook.

Hnnnnngh

I'm starting to think that a not insignificant part of this thread are not infact Brits but are infact larpers.

This has already been noted of the UK politics subreddit, wherein most of the regular users of that sub are not actually British.

representative of the UK on present trends?

It's pretty obvious who is or isn't, especially if they post regularly.

hey I'm a real englishman bro fish and chips right?

holy shit
that literally happened in Leicester today
someone opened a restaurant or something where they have a union flag on the wall and serve "British food"

I literally just searched his name on Facebook
And he was one of the first people that came up, the town he was from was the same as on the pizza box, and he has shared political memes
So I'm just making an assumption that it is him

>tfwywn be an English sailor who survives a harrying voyage and gets shipwrecked in Japan and taken prisoner, but eventually become an important advisor to the Shōgun and assimilate, rewarded with a title and land, and settle down with your qt3.14 Nip wife and hafu kids

What even is the point of living?

What's wrong with his arms? Someone got lazy!

>Leicester
They might want to try selling human food first.

It's just lean muscle
That's how swole he was

>American on the phone with Nige
Get a new phone Jack.

In Swansea recently some pakis opened a Welsh restaurant. At first I was a bit indignant towards it but honestly from what I've seen they've put in a lot of effort. I hardly see anyone in there though, and I swear one time in the bus I caught a glimpse of one of the founders looking depressed :(

Feels bad man.

why not go?

When watching American media yank accents just sound natural and normal to me and I take no notice, but when they pop up here the nasally cunts make me want to claw at my ears.

kek fucking pikeys owning slaves

>tfw the people on that photo are all converted to Islam or Labour voters now
HAND OVER THE BUTTER KNIFE AND PAY TV LICENSE

I have no friends.

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I can be your m8 if you want :3

Do I enjoy living in London? No, not at all.

las malvinas son britanicas

>Nigel Farage: The Movie funded
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/08/13/nigel-farage-movie-snapped-hollywood-studio-set-sign-60m-deal/

>Rees-Mogg no longer ruling out being PM
breitbart.com/london/2017/08/13/english-version-donald-trump-rees-mogg-considers-tory-leadership-bid/

can you be my friend too senpai

Not long ago I could stay inside my room forever and not feel anything.
Now if I'm in the house for a day I get some horrid cabin fever. L-lads, am I, dare I say it, becoming n-normal?

And this posh guy in "MonTARnar", calling Trump names.

Hand over the Falklands! Oh wait....

>tfw shit posting made brexit happen for a laugh
>tfw shit posting will make mogg pm for a laugh

Hand over the isla-

Yeah severe mood swings at the concept of going outside are definitely normal

Hahaha holy shit, the place is actually strikingly similar kek

ARGENTINA IS INTEGRAL PART OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roca–Runciman_Treaty
I'll let you watch how I do 500 pushups and 1000 squats and then you treat me to fish and chips

Winter will put you back in shape.

Falklands are still, and always will be, ours - kiddo. Now run away like you did last time, your kind is not welcome here.

No one speaks Mexican my dear friend.

Anyone know some good pills to ask my GP for panic attacks? Have been having one for the past few hours.

YES,MY KIND IS WELCOME, MY KIND IS LOVED
FALKLANDS ARE BRTISH
YOU SPEACK MEXICAN,SENPAI
BRITONS ARE KIND AND LOVE US DARKIES
YOU LOVE ME,BRITISH-KUN

Beta Blockers.

Has anyone else noticed parcelman and George cloney look sorta similar

"No".

Test

>user mocks us for our cuckery
>respond with awful banter and irrelevant ad flaginem attacks
Poor show lads

>George Pooney

Fuck off Corbyn.

do please enlighten us with your astounding wit dear sir.

Yes, yes.
you like me you're just being rude,senpai.

Anyone have the Chad supression meme?

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Kek. Who's going to play Are Nige?

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>Nigel movie
>Mogg PM

I'm not funny but really anything is better than LE FALKLANDS XDDD!!!1!11!

Idris Elba

Astoundly dodged. Bravo. Top contribution.

>this is the future he wants

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>>Rees-Mogg no longer ruling out being PM

Already erect.

He would have been a fake conscientious objector.

And the muslims will smash you, by throwing you off the Shard you fucking faggot.

Is he ever going to sort himself out?

>Nazis watch out

He wears the same jumper and shirt constantly and has bags under his eyes that are almost as saggy as my balls.

Fix your shit Owen.

He's sounding very Hitlery lately, lots of bragging about final victory and stuff. It's hilarious paired with that sadsack little face.

I'm going to kill him.

>admit I have no wit to offer
>get accused of dodging
Jeez what do you want from me? Okay, let me try:
>want to know why kikes have such big noses?
>so they can moterboat their flat chested wives

>"Dudes, Dudettes, xudes and xudettes, the battle is won! The war is over!"

The only this faggot has ever had smashed is his arse.

The power of shitposting. Meme PotUS and meme PM soon.

Is that west Croydon station, could the protest be that one in Croydon outside lunar house
>Tfw when I've been within 100m irl of that cuck
Do I have aids now?

>we
The 12 year old looking faggot wouldn't be able to pick up a gun even if he wanted to

>>want to know why kikes have such big noses?
>>so they can moterboat their flat chested wives
What?

*knock knock*

None of you lads actually deny the holocaust do you?

Yeah Momentum is feeling very emboldened right now. Him, Laurie Penny, and their ilk are tweeting a lot of stuff like this. The word fascist is starting to not even mean anything.

Sorry, I should have just defaulted LE FALKLANDS AMIRITE????

It pretty obviously happened, so no

A man had acid thrown in his eyes and they're still taking the moral high-ground

Scepticism = denial, goy.

um guys?

I just don't get the joke mate, how does having a big nose help you motorboat someone with no tits? I don't get it.

>Le being a fascist means you support extermination
Hate these cucks tbqh

Well since you asked. I'd have preferred you to being something to the table and offer a better example when you critique. Otherwise your very comment is the definition of asinine. Although I admired your 'LE' and 'XD' my sides jiggled.

>LARPing yank autists are also destroying the right thousands of miles away over the ocean
FUCKING YANKS

You are fake news.

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Not much to be sceptical of. Pretty obviously happened, and a pretty obviously killed around 11 million.

>>want to know why kikes have such big noses?
>>so they can moterboat their flat chested wives
Stormfags can't into humour

One reaction was enough to make it worth while.

It's "real" in the sense that they killed a bunch of people but I don't buy in to the "The Holocaust" brand, it was just genocide it's not special.

alright lad only if you spot me for benching

>59 seconds ago
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Not a bad effort, you got the font right.