I am

I am
>straight
>white
>male
>20's
>Christian
>college educated
>6.277 inch penis
>no political party affiliation

Does this make me a Nazi? Will I get bashed by Antifa?

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yes

Yes, you're what's wrong with america apparently

Nah, only beta males with victim complexs think that. You're good OP.

>>straight
>>white
>>male
Yes. They're not racist or sexist, though, because only white males can be racist or sexist.

>Measuring your dick to 1 thou

I see you're a man of culture

I'm in the same situation, but with a bigger dick

>Measurement down to the thousandth of an inch
Dude.

>straight, white, Christian male
You're 4/2 on the Nazi scale, bud. Everyone knows being a FUCKING WHITE MALE is literally Hitler tier.

Same, but my dick is biggerer.

Only for being white and male and they would gulag you.

I think most of the antifa I've met have been white males in their 20s. Probably mostly college educated and unlikely to identify with mainstream political parties.

So nah, you're probably good, although the Christian thing might get you a few snide remarks.

>college educated
>no political party affiliation
Nah.

this is pretty much me but im circumcised so like im basically not white?????????

>cis white male
Literally a fucking Nazi.
Welcome to the club!

Yes, can confirm.

Did you stick a fucking vernier caliper in your penis to get that accurate a measurement?

What fucking device did you use to measure your dick that precisely?

I've got a 27 cm uncut cock i would post a picture but i'd probably get banned. yes im black.

Yep and if i see you outside pol i will bash the fuck out of you whitey, be scared.

post paw

I am the son of two politician MDs who have had reasonable success in both politics and medicine. My father is NOJ (at least from my parents' divorce onwards, he still practiced Judaism on some level beforehand), but my mother is 100% goyish. I am circumcised, and the resulting angst has led me to furry porn.

>he measures his penis to three decimal points

Thank you, sir.
Wanna go hack a fuckin' dart, eh?
Uncultured pleb. Fuck you.

>yes im black.
imagine my surprise that Sup Forums isn't white

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Yep

most of this board is non white senpaitachi

neck yourself if you want to make world a better place

>edgy buzzwords
you're going to have to a bit better than that.