Hello 'Murifags.
Why the fuck are you still in that shitty country of yours?
Most European countries are way better.
We have culture, good food, hot chicks, good healthcare and much more.
Take Italy as an example.
10/10 Babes
10/10 Food
10/10 Art & Cities
10/10 Weather
Are you waiting for Trump to wall you in?
Here is an Italian girl
>Here is an Italian girl
With her Asian boyfriend
>>Here is an Italian girl
My dad is from La Spezia, I have family there and they say the migrants are getting out of control. It's really unfortunate.
wtf i hate america now!!
Italian truly is the master race
Nah that's just how Italians say hello.
What a fucking beautiful sight. Nice picture, user. Reminds me that I really should visit your country again, last time we were only passing through on the way to Greece.
And stop importing all those "refugees", what's wrong with you? (just kidding, I understand the situation)
I was over in Rome in June. There was so much weird shit over there.
Pic related
I will admit the food is good
Girls were average. They were ok, but nothing to rant about.
Meh, it depends. Anyway the immigration isn't as bad as it was. It's ending.
Oh, and atleast where I live (Between Marche and Abruzzo), there are only north africans, no mudslimes.
Shut your mouth, spaghetti Faggot.
Also, the hotels were small as shit, and I had a strange experience with a bidet. I'll greentext the bidet story.
Oh well, I guess it depends on preferences. And also age, I guess.
Italian girls in their mid 20s are usually hot as fuck, you don't easily find fat chicks and pretty much everyone gets tanned by mid June as we love going to the beach.
BTW, I'm talking about the part of Italy where I live. There's difference between north, middle and south.
An American being nice and supportive to Italy?
Oh, no. Never mind. The world is still in order.
I love using my bidet. There's nothing greater than cleaning your asshole really thoroughly after taking a shit with a gush of nice warm water. Also great for washing your feet after a walk.
The thing about the hotels is pretty much true in big cities as we get a crapton of tourists all year round. But I guess it's also understandable.
>Take Italy as an example.
I heard all you guys still live with your mothers.
>there are only north africans, no mudslimes.
>implying those nafris are Christians
Oh, BTW, we all hate France right? It's the things that unites the world, isn't it?
>Be at pizza restaurant
>Pizza is amazing btw
>have to shit
>Go to bathroom
>Toilet is broken and had a plastic bag around it
>See a bidet next to it
>I had no idea what a bidet was
>Assumed it was similar to an asian toilet where you had to squat to use it
>Smack ass onto cold ceramic bowl
>Releasethekraken.jpg
>Lay glorious 10 inch turd
>Notice there is a drain plug at the bottom of the bidet
>Assumed it was what Eurofags did with their toilets
>Attempt to pull it without touching my shit
>Accidentally push the handle that squirts water up your asshole
>Scared the living fuck out of me
>Though something was in the bowl
>Pull up pants and run out of the bathroom
>Get back to my group of Amerifags
>See janitor walk into bathroom
>Sees my shit
>The janitor's face when
Honestly, my own stupidity amazes me
Hey Mexico finally cleaned that shit off their flag!
not a fan of unfettered mudslime immigration
It's impossible to get an EU visa
Well, it isn't quite as effective when you shit directly into it.
Read this
because i live in a beautiful house on a big beautiful plot of land in a nice small 97%-white town and i wouldn't trade it for anything.
>implying those nafris are Christians
Atleast they're not radical muslims like most arabs are. We still didn't have a terrorist attack since the refugee crisis and ISIS came to be. And you can't say that we aren't targets. We have tons of tourists and monuments and we even have the fucking Pope inside our capital.
10/10 muslims
0/10 money
>leaving the USA, a country that has everything to go visit europe
lmao, would rather go to fucking Antarctica
Sounds amazing
I live in a white neighborhood, but it is only 2 blocks away from wetback territory
>No gun rights
>Freedom of speech is taken
>Socialism
Don't worry, when we crush the ZOG machine, we will come to save you from cummunists.
It's not that we don't care about Europe, it's just a matter of order of emergency.
It's just about being realistic, we can't save Europe without taking over the US government. Hold still and bunker down till we come to save the day.
>We have culture
You have the remnants of other, better cultures.
And I've been to italy. It reminds me of south america tbqh
Probably my favourite greentext.
Nice meme. Italy would be cool if the people there werent all fucking serbs croats and other larping faggots.
i do plan on visiting european nations in the near future
what the literal fuck are you referring to when you say americuck has everything
low iq brainlet
Yes because that is what every nationalist wants, to leave his own country behind.
lmao
i thought we were ethnic nationalists here, i want to return to the Old Country
>only north africans.......
Kys
What're the pros and cons of the three?
...
Yea people arent fat because they are poor and have to walk everywhere and the roads are nigger tier.
>10/10 Mudslimes
Not really, we don't have a big muslim population and certainly we don't have big radicalized muslim communities.
>0/10 Money
We have a bigger GDP than you guys. Just saying.
Because our illegitimate president has made us such an international disgrace that other countries are no longer taking American migrants.
He already did wall us in by alienating us internationally.
>Implying 'Murica has Culture
>Implying Italy (And most of Europe) doesn't
Topkek
M8 I would move to Europe in a heartbeat if you could take care of a few things
>muslims
>gun laws
>EU bullshit
>KILL
>ANGELA
>FUCKING
>MERKEL
Yep, I've read it. Just as assumed from an uncultured burger.
Been to Greece once, Corfu and a bit travelling around their mainland. They have, or rather used to have (it was bout 20 years ago so dunno if they fixed that stuff but I doubt it) so tiny pipes that you weren't allowed/supposed to throw used toilet paper into the toilets to avoid their pipes from clogging up. Fucking disgusting. In every hotel or gas station and even in restaurants there were bags next to the toilet where you were supposed to drop your used paper into. Imagine the smell ^^ But otherwise Greece is pretty beautiful.
Yeah I wonder what it takes for Europe to wake up. Suicide bombing at the Vatican? The north africans we got over here are starting to become a real problem. See Cologne incident. They also notoriously mug people. But hey, at least they only try to grab our females and steal our money and don't blow up, right?
yeah, and in 20 years you'll be so much invaded from muslims, that you will yourself leave for america. hahaha
Ive been to your shithile. Had a cool statue or two but ffs soccer isnt culture. Whine is cheaper than beer there. And there was a kebab shop selling pizza on every corner.... you have been islaminiggerized.
Think i saw 2 blondes in 2 months there. And every woman was a hundred dollar bill from licking the shit out of my ass level of a whore.
>Most European countries are way better.
Yeah, your picture with the closely clustered run down commie blocks looks super comfy.
>We have culture, good food, hot chicks, good healthcare and much more.
So do we.
>Take Italy as an example.
>10/10 Babes
If you like girls with mustaches and unibrows, sure.
>10/10 Art & Cities
Cities overrun with muzzies.
>10/10 Weather
We have all the weather types here. If you don't like the weather where you are, you're free to hit thousands of miles of open highway in your muscle car, filled with gas that doesn't cost $10.00 per gallon like in Europe.
>Are you waiting for Trump to wall you in?
Literally won't happen. No one ever wants to go to Mexico except for the lavish vacation spots.
America is comfy af tbqh pham
It's pretty difficult to explain but I'm sure you can get an idea by googling it. Probably also a more impartial idea.
>Implying Italy (And most of Europe) doesn't
It doesn't. You have no unis in the top fucking 50. You are a cultural backwater pretending to live in the past.
Considering Hong Kong, Singapore, or Taiwan tbcqhfamalam
Ok, what's your favourite and least favourite part of Italy then?
No one wants me anywhere else. Hell, no one wants me here either.
>good healthcare
You have affordable healthcare, and you get what you pay for
fucking nigger lover, just kys already.
> being proud of the american healthcare system
Retard.
desu you're completely right.
i just had some beaner singing songs drunk across the street for like 30 minutes until I just walked out and made him leave
this place costs 3k a month to live in, I split it, but still.
wtf
i prefer not getting blown up every 2 days, thanks.
Did you shoot him?
no I'm in CA
I'd say Naples is the worst part. Atleast the poor parts of it.
Anyway every part of Italy is different. Every city has it's own history, usually as a kind of city state.
The small towns in the mountains are gorgeous but unfortunately a few of them got destroyed by the earthquake last year. The beaches also are pretty nice, especially in the south and in Sardegna (I think it's called Sardinia in english).
So basically every town is pretty much different from the rest. The good part is that you can pretty much go everywhere by train or by car and it isn't really big, but there's a crapton of stuff to see. I still haven't seen all of the big cities.
North africans are muslims...
We don't get terrorist attacks in Italy.
Even traffic wardens are armed and it's a great deterrent.
There are usually soldiers in big cities around famous monuments. There are no big muslim communities.
Our secret services actually work and we have pretty fucking strict anti-terrorism laws as we had a ton of political terrorism in the 70s.
I don't live in fear of a terrorist attack.
americas have to pay taxes to america regardless of where they live in the world lol
Doesn't it make the shit particles splash all over your ass and all over the room? Sort of like spraying a chocolate cake with a garden hose.
America is a pretty good country when you don't get all your impressions from mainstream media. Each state is like its own little country by design, so they have different laws, economies, and cultures. Hell, in my state of Oregon, there's 4 major cultural zones. Food varies by who cooks it, since we borrow nearly all our cuisine from other cultures. Weather varies extremely due to the geography of the nation.
If you don't like one part of the USA, there's most likely another part that's just right for you.
Add to that a good margin of civil and personal liberty (again varying by area) and I enjoy America very much.
Guns and cheap land. I want to be left the fuck alone so I can play with wood and trees and shit all day.
Well, but if you live in a red state you're either christian as fuck or basically living in hell.
These days it's pretty easy to feign piety. People in red towns in my experience have the tendency to leave each other alone. I think mass access to information has helped reduce the polarization of the small town populations.
>implying i'm not trying to transfer to a college overseas already
Americans are used to wide roads and ample parking space.
It'd be a disaster if they tried to drive around in a Southern European country.
I recently went to Croatia and rented a car. I managed to fuck up parking and bump a street sign behind me due to inexperience and a very narrow parking spot. I felt incredibly bad about this, but when I was returning the car, the lady at the rental office said this car always comes back with much more damage than that. I asked who usually rents the car and she said Americans.
>Our secret services actually work and we have pretty fucking strict anti-terrorism laws as we had a ton of political terrorism in the 70s.
>I don't live in fear of a terrorist attack.
Same here, thanks to the RAF in the 80s. And I'm saying this despite the "minor" attacks we already had. What can secret service do against some random muzzie who decides do steal a fucking truck and drive into people on Christmas Fair? Nothing, and nowadays such bigger events are protected by concrete barriers all around so that it never happens again.
Or that case which happened in Hamburg last months where some druggie muslim snapped and randomly stabbed some people yelling Aloha Akbor? He was known to the police and should have been extradited long ago and so on. But there is no "organized" terrorism in Germany, no suicide bombers n stuff. That shit gets intercepted by our authorities very well before it grows out of hand.
Dude. First you wipe your ass, then you use the bidet for the last touch. And it feels great. Also perfect for cleaning your uncircumcised dick from smegma, well if you have a foreskin which you probably don't.
So on top of the Islamic refugee crisis you want us to come over as well...
lol'd
>no free speech
>no gun rights
Get those two and maybe I'll consider it desu
Well at least over here you don't get randomly shot by niggers or cops. Actually you could help us to get rid of the sandniggers, bring your guns.
over exposed, shitty color brightening. 5/10 effort
>>no free speech
So, you can say you hate niggers and that Hitler was right openly in the US?
>no gun rights
America has this weird unexplainable gun fetish
If Italy is so good then why do you go on Sup Forums instead of banging all these hot chicks and eating good food on your sexy Mediterranean beaches?
No guns here though
>>America has this weird unexplainable gun fetish
>implying that's a bad thing
>So, you can say you hate niggers and that Hitler was right openly in the US?
Yes, unlike in Europe where you can get jailed for making edgy Hitler jokes
Not him but...
>Yes
and
>Yes
Except it's not really unexplained when all of our history has been fighting the natives, the wilderness, each other, and other nations. With guns.
>implying that's a bad thing
It's an unimportant thing
>Yes, unlike in Europe where you can get jailed for making edgy Hitler jokes
In the US you'll get fired and ostracized. The diffrence is in the degree of the punishment
>Except it's not really unexplained when all of our history has been fighting the natives, the wilderness, each other, and other nations. With guns.
That's everyone's history
Fuck, I'd move to America if I could but I don't want to look like a nigger.
A terrible shame since your BM-59 is an excellent battle rifle, and Beretta makes some damn good pistols.
Now hold on a second
At first you say that we are annoying and get in the way and are too nosey but NOOOOW you want us to come hang out and bring our guns.
>10/10 Babes
>10/10 Food
>10/10 Art & Cities
>10/10 Weather
>10/10 full of niggers and mudslimes
check
Then the better question is: "why doesn't every nation allow their citizens to have arms in a reasonably unrestricted manner?" It's almost as if the government is afraid of its citizens, or something.
Been to Europe, it wasn't all it's hyped up to be. Especially Germany, what a boring country
this wtf
>hurr durr fat amerilards 56% hurr durr
later:
>hey americans bring your guns here
What do you mean by openly? If you gave a speech like that, you'd lose any chance of having a real job, and would probably get attacked by people if they found out where you live. The alphabet agencies will also keep an eye on you.
But jail? No. Unless it's specifically calling for violence
"I hate kikes" = no jail
"We need to gas the kikes" = jail
The question is: why does it even matter? Your guns are useless against a government that has tanks, planes and all the important information about you. Your gun won't help you at all if the government decides to put you down, and if you simply want to assault cops or something, then a crowbar is as aproximately as good as a firearm for that matter.
The women are gorgeous, but thats it
Too many mudslimes. At least when they come to America we have the right to shoot at them
I can stay here and make $100k median salary with my pharmacy degree or I could move to Bulgaria in the EU (citizenship) and make $12000 and eat yogurt/meatballs/halva all day and live next to gypsies, farmers and depressed alcoholics who speak a different language. I think i'll stay here instead of my fatherland. Even if mexicans and negros take over, I can still find an educated white woman, have kids, and make money in the US easily and live my own life.
Now if I could somehow be able to move to France (not Paris) or a Western EU country I'd think about it, but even then the taxes are too much.
>gun fetish
Being allowed to own guns in a relatively permissive law is a big deal. Self defence in Europe is practically "run away, and if you can't play dead or carefully study what threat level are you confronting and respond equally or get a felony", shit's pathetic. It's also a patrician hobby.
Yeah, it sickens me.
Having a life ruined by jail and by full social ostracism are aproximately the same thing. Both are bad enough to not risk speaking some stuff openly in public.
whahaha been to italy, only paki's selling selfie sticks. Threw some fireworks in a fountain, watched a football match and left.
you guys should've stayed in the rennaisance.