King of all oldfags?

anyone else still here from /n/?

Nah, just got Sup Forums 2day you faggot, stop messaging me

Yes, nigger, I am hitting 11 years on Sup Forums, starting from Sup Forums then all the news/politics board incarnations.

AMA if you are a newfag underage scum

a Sup Forums oldfag is someone that's been here for at least two weeks

Just came, enjoying this place so far. What is a "bump"?

>hitting 11 years on Sup Forums
Same

12 years. My God.

I forgot that Sup Forums came from that shitty board. Doesn't feel like it was that long ago

Goddamn I thought I was the only cursed one.

Nah m8, we are here forever.

>11 years
>both get identical trailing integers on their post reference code
>there are two of them

does anyone else agree that this is probably a noteworthy & important event?

>tfw a decade on Sup Forums

the guy who introduced me was a nigger who is now a convicted pedophile.
makes sense

how old are you?
How tall are you?
What do you weigh?
Will the ride ever end?

Whats an old fag is that something to do with trump

Whatthefuck

>how old are you?

31

>How tall are you?

1.90

>What do you weigh?

110

>Will the ride ever end?

Never. You are here forever my dude.

This place is filth. Let's clean it up! :)

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Probably not.

how long ago was dorner?

Them repeating numeros tho

I was on Sup Forums when /n/ was closed.

Nothing has enraged me as much as that fucking banana meme. I actually left Sup Forums for 4 months in a hope that it would die out.
>Thanks lori.

Question to oldfags, tell me about pic related?

i went there from the school library sometimes if that counts

21 replies. ~2 posts are statistically supposed to be at least dũbs itt
c'mon

MadThad kek

damn

Gay.

anyone have revolution turkey, ball memes?

wew lad

seems like he browsed Sup Forums

Post vintage well aged memes

>tfw your old files got wrote over

12 years here, started going on Sup Forums when i was 9 to look at women my own age ( i disliked old (read: legal age) hags, i am 21 now. When b went to shit i migrated to /fit/ and Sup Forums, now all i do is sit on Sup Forums and shitpost.
At this point I truly believe to be the youngest oldfag on Sup Forums.

same here, came from ebaumsworld in late 2005, early 2006. started off at Sup Forums, then /x/, /k/ and finally Sup Forums. though i still browse the aforementioned except Sup Forums

Yeah I quit Sup Forums years ago. Sup Forums, /k/, Sup Forums and Sup Forums are by usual stomping grounds.

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dank memes have really evolved

Why did you let Zerohedge go down the shitter?

havent browsed Sup Forums in a while, been checking out /diy/ and /out/ lately

So you were a pedophile as a kid?

I think it's kind of like an internet lich.

Has anyone seen my scientists and stingray jpeg? Looks like pic related

Jan 30, 2012. Third oldest meme I have

Nice digits. Your math is wrong by the way, Mohamed.

Yes, i was a 9 year old pedophile

>AMA
Favourite moment? Was it the Zimmerman trial, or that time the autists found that Isis training camp on Google maps and got it airstriked, or when that Jewish boy came here to ask us why we hated his holohoax survivor granddad who a Nazi proved to be SS

Nearly 14 years here newfag

I love Black Sabbath

this?

>tfw this was utter horse shit

Happenings have never changed

Same my dudes. I feel like Sup Forums destroyed my social life. Why make friends IRL when I have all the company I need on here?

I even met Moot back when he did that meetup in Portland. Anyone else?

>mfw 10 years a slave now

...

babe I've been here for a decade

>First went on Sup Forums in 2006
Kill me and end my miserable existence.
No matter how many times I leave I just end up coming back. This site has turned me into a demon, full of hate and distrust.

thank you.
but no, it's not.

12 years reporting in, 26 years old.

Did we ever figure out what the warrant canary was all about? Crossed my mind today.

I voted for Paul in 08

Lmao. Yes it is. You are forgetting to take 2 fairly important things into consideration.

sure

This place is so watered down now, I don't know why I keep coming here.

They're so dumb, they still have no idea how to play the game or learn from others mistakes. The "trolling" from the other noobs is silly too.

7 years on b, so not really an oldfag

Looks like a playing card to me

Came from somethingawful in 06 while I was in the military. Browsed Sup Forums on DOD computers.

I migrated from plebbit around '07/'08 because everything I looked at were reposts from Sup Forums so I thought "why bother with reddit at all?".

Not to mention I was in depression around then and memes made me smile again.

I've only been here for three years Grandpa, give me a story on the older times.

You know what? Despite all the goo stuff we have had on Sup Forums my favourite moment is when we got that cat beating faggot Kenny Glen doxxed and prosecuted on Sup Forums.

>Browsed Sup Forums on DOD computers.

lol'd

Yeah about 11 years for me as well. I helped in Habbo Hotel, then I think I didnt go to Sup Forums that much for like 2 years then many years on Sup Forums as it was the funniest board by far at the time. Then a bit on /fa/, /x/, /p/, and now mostly just /k/ Sup Forums and /fit/

I have met several irl friends through Sup Forums. They are always the most easy going and easiest to joke with. Normies are hardly fun to be around at all.

Sup Forumsuro fag here

Any one remember The Night Jimmies Got Rustled?

>6'2
>110 lb
Jesus Christ dude gain some fucking weigh or get some help with the bulimia

I often wonder, does Sup Forums still celebrate Caturday?

He means 110kg I suspect, that's like 240lbs m8

I feel ya, anony. I've been coming here since 2008.

And he is 1'9 aswell. What a manlet.

Please say yes!

Well, I'm invisibleskymagician, fuck you

Yeah, came here from SA....used to write there, reviews for the most part. This place is still better.

The path of light.

that's a decimal point not a comma retard, he's 1 foot 90 inches

Damn, you're right.

This

Best time on here was Ron Paul campaign in 2007. Money bombs and sheit. Almost everyone on /new/ was on the same page

been here a decade now but I missed out on /news/ bcuz I wasn't political until they threatened to take away my porn

you have my utmost respect sir

what was your favourite old /news/ meme?

path of light is /p o l/

4 of clubs is Sup Forums

it's supposedly a card to reference fellow Sup Forums anons during the apocalypse

I've been on Sup Forums since 2011; was on Sup Forums a few years before that, mostly Sup Forums. never fucked with /new/ or its various incarnations

see

same, everyone i know that browsed early Sup Forums turned into pedo's or masochists

...

bump for comfy nostalgia

Been on Sup Forums since late 2006-early 2007 so a decade perhaps longer. Didn't get Sup Forumsitical until maybe 3-4 years ago but I remember Sup Forums before we became an exceptionally high traffic board. I was on Sup Forums before the first exposure to the mainstream. I was on Sup Forums the day that local fox affiliate ran the story about some lady being harassed so she had a buy a guard dog (exploding yellow van).
It's sad to think that dog is probably dead by now. Think of that fellow oldfag reading this.That lady bought a dog that probably gave her a lifetime of protection and companionship. My favorite Sup Forums memory is the time I got to make a call to the personal cellphone of George H W Bush because some user posted these contact card things that were clearly not meant to be public (thread was nuked like 15 posts in but I still have those cards saved)
Anyways fellow ancientfag what do you recall of /n/ews?