Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to the solar eclipse Monday

Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to the solar eclipse Monday.

MYEYES

thanks bro, have this Pepe

don't do it user!

recognize your self value!
you are better than that!

The eclipse is coming to me, bruh.
I'm fucked.

tfw don't have to go to class monday

joke's on you, I'm going to drive 11 hours to the direct path of it

SIGNS

IN

THE

SKIES

I'd love to view the eclipse, but I'm a few hours too far north to even see anything of it. At most, the moon will touch the edge of the sun from my vantage point. Shit sucks.

why not?

...

You better not

Still squirming around in your pathetic existence while I achieve my dream without your useless
"friendship"?

I've missed every major astronomical event since the fucking Venus transit back in 2012. Every aurora, every meteor shower, every lunar eclipse... I'll be damned if I'm missing the last total eclipse over the mainland US for the next several decades.

Oops.

>leaf using a nazi flag
why am I not surprised

I have a dentist appointment for almost the entire eclipse. I'll catch the first 20 min of it just when the thing starts, but Ill miss the rest. Figures.

Let the dice roll, by order of Kek

Hm, Kek says to fuck off & he's buys.

It might be safe to attend the end ah, the event.

(Oy vey, )

It's never safe.

AT&T is setting up "cell booster" trucks in Missouri, specifically around St. Joseph - only location in the entire path they're doing this. St. Joe being Christ's father, and also the area with the longest eclipse time...Oh and the only "safe" zone if Yellowstone and Madrid Fault go....

except there is another one in 7 years