NEWFAGS LEARN TO FUCKING LURK

If you are new to the site lurk most for gods sake. This isn't some bullshit "le secrit club xd" thing, it's so that you learn the culture and how to spot bait and troll threads before you send them to the fucking bump limit and then some. Show some respect and DONT FUCKING POST for a few months. Either that or fucking leave and never come back, because fuck off, we're full.

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this board has too much reddit lately

Post how long you lurked before your first post:

>1 year almost

bump for much needed reprimend

Newfags reeeeeee

I think I lurked Sup Forums like a year and a half before I started posting regularly.

bump

i browsed Sup Forums for a year and Sup Forums for a few months. also /gif/ before it was pure porn

buuuuuump

But to be honest most the newfags here are either shills or radical plebbit leftists.

>1 day almost for me

came here from t_d xD

I fucking hate faggots like you who clearly came around for only the election but now you think you're some authority or speaker for this fucking board. Quit LARPing as an oldfag and neck yourself.

DO NOT REPLY TO ANY THREAD
with porn/nudity
with "blacked" images
with an unanswerably broad question or clear surveying (what do you think about X)
with one contextless or provocative line
with calls to violence
where the OP is merely rebroadcasting some celebrity's tweet or fishing for reactions to a MSM headline
where the OP is merely advertising some other site (23me, Political Compass)
if the text is reposted every day with no new content
SUCH THREADS ARE SPAM
REPORT SPAM
OR TYPE "SAGE" IN THE OPTIONS FIELD

Don't forget to report anyone who announces a sage or report.

one

month

>started lurking Sup Forums in 2007 after the most embarassing first post where I used a user name and my real picture
>stayed their until 2009
>jumped to /x/ for a year and then back to Sup Forums
>was a Sup Forums fag
>occasionally lurked Sup Forums
>became a full time Sup Forumstard from sandy hook to present

what we don't want to be a part of your little secret nazi lelele xD club? We just want to bring a little reality to your inbred nazi circle jerk. Because you call anything that doesnt suck your orange furhers dick "fake news". You guys have gone way over the line at this point. Your cult is literally destroying this nation, and we will do what we can to resist.

2nd day here. you need to fuck off. ur not the owner and i can use it if i want

This forever

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>three months

I posted once, got fucking owned and didn't post again for like 3 years lol

Bump

I still just lurk, and I've been here for a decade.

This is my first post in weeks and I spend hours here every day. Please be quiet guys.

Sort of unrelated but how do you view a full post title? I hover over the title and get a little blue thing but can't view the full title.

What do you mean? I haven't stopped lurking.

1minute KEK KEK LAL LOLOLOYOLOLO

LETS GO PAINT KEKI FLAG ON STREETS

>tfw no more noko posting to deter normies

Yeah im sure the few hundred people that actually post on here are responsible for millions and millions of people voting for Trump, get a grip

Damn this is really deep and insightful. Never seen anything like this before and it really activated my almonds. Please enjoy my fresh meme fellow original thinker.

this is my first ever post. been lurking for 3 years

LOL MY 2ND DAY AND IM NOT A PUSSY I POST LOL
BLUMPH BTFO NAZI RACIST LOSER SHITHEAD HE GONNA GET KILLED AND THE WORLD WILL BE BETTER OFF

Don't worry, summerfags will be gone soon.

jesus.... that's a bad first post

remember this board is satire too newfags

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sounds good senpai

>that post
>that get

>LOL

7 years. Yes really.

Suck me.

bump

Been doing this for a few weeks.

Not me desu

I'm dropping out

Bumping for a good cause.

Posted on Sup Forums once in 2008. Then didn't post again until I started frequenting Sup Forums in like 2010. Even then I only posted like three times. I didn't post regularly until the zim zam trial, and only made my first thread in 2015, iirc it was a Trump general.
Thank you for reading my blog.

Made my first post only after a couple of days of browsing Sup Forums back in 2006. Was immediately identified as a newfag and shunned.

Lurked for another 3-4 months before I posted again.

If only newfags today had an ounce of shame.

i'm 12 years old and what is this

1 year is mandatory minimum.

I lurked for 4 years before posting

Lurked Sup Forums for two years and still didn't realize how to get the green.
>easy now

2 weeks.. Stilllurking don't worry, just popping in to tell you.

>This whole post
I honestly can't tell if you are trolling or so retarded you buy into media propaganda.

rick and morty is fucking gay faggot

>reported for underage

>learn pol cultur
>ey men show restecpa or foke off we are full xd
Calling others newfags/telling people to lurk and referring to pol as "we"
You aren't seeking for acceptance in Sup Forums are you, user?

lurk moar, faggot.

>4 years

Now that's some next level autism. Is it you in pic related?

>before posting on Sup Forums
9 months
>before completing transition to Sup Forums
3-4 months

Sup Forums's been dead for years now. No ones going to lurk stupid frogposter.

>he didn't come to Sup Forums for the sole purpose of trolling stormfags

I thought that's how all of us transitioned from Sup Forums to Sup Forums, only for it to backfire massively and turn us all into full blown natsoc.

Lurking is like a probation period for retards. You just read the retarded posts of oldfag/retards until they have corrupted your mind and you become one of them. Then you will a full retard and only then will you be accepted as a real retard. You will automatically be recognized by fellow oldretards such as op. On the other hand you become a semi lurkposter like myself which has all the benifits of an oldfag retard but you never become a full retard. Newfags, KNOW YOUR LIMITS.

A half a year or so

I've browsed r/Sup Forums for like 2 years. I only started using Sup Forums for like 2 months. I'll lurk for another month. It's no different than reddit. It's full of faggots and self-appointed experts in every topic mentioned.

I'll shitpost all I fucking want and you can't do a thing about it, nerd.

4 years

Absolute madman.

This is perfect example of trolling/baiting. Only going to respond to it because of the specific aim of this thread. PAY ATTENTION NEWFAGS, this is the kind of stuff you DON'T want to give (yous) to or waste time engaging.
>1 post by this ID
dead giveaway, bait
>"xD"
no
>"orange fuher"
ok glenn beck
>cult
obviously we have tons of differing ideologies here
>"destroying this nation"
those people hate "this nation"

Anyone who think this is a "real post" is a fucking moron. This is either:
>a Sup Forumsack baiting [90% likely]
>/leftypol/ trolling
>thread sliding (shareblue, media matters etc)
Never waste time arguing with these posts, you may mock them or ignore them.

seriously, please stop bumping bullshit threads

I wanted to fuck with them AT FIRST, but I still lurked before posting. Turns out they were right, and by the time I was done lurking I was already a lolberg.
>pic related
>had reached 2nd dot when I started contributing

Now I can't even get through vid related without getting a little misty eyed:
youtube.com/watch?v=4gkofwYnJXc

I posted from the beginning but I wasn't a leftist retard, and 2011 Sup Forums was a lot different than it is now

damn it, wrong link
youtube.com/watch?v=lmGqG3grTrg
(full version, HD)

Waayy too much activity on the shill posts.

I post whenever I want

Sieg Heil.

This was my OC years ago.

Now i can just google for it

notice the classic MS paint font, and "over 9000" reference. good times.

nigger if the thread reaches the limit make a new one quit being a faggot

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>"Winter is Coming"

back to (((school)))

Hey buddy!

I'm new here, where's the upvote button?

Bamp someone told me one was Sup Forums trolling itself but thats bad too because it looks IDENTICAL to shill & troll threads people are fuckin stupid man

BALLS

pIC IS FUNNY BUT i WOULD SMACK YOU IN REAL LIFE

>>"destroying this nation"
>those people hate "this nation"
Genius

About 8 months I think.

Not counting /new/; five years.

I made a guide for newfags. Since they keep bumping same bait threads into oblivion
''Black dick xD'' *300 bumps*
''White Subhumans we Turk-roaches eat you'' *300 bumps*

Lurked and posted Sup Forums, /wg/ and /gif/ for years, then found Sup Forums and lurked here for like a week every night before my first post.

Once a newfag always a newfag. Caught this disease 2014 and now I can't kick it. Prob lurked for a year before replying to threads regularly

Its ok motherfucker, jew, self-hating white, whatever your stupid name; We already been "molested" by your gay ass political ideology that you fabricated with help from the talmud, ergo-fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck oooooooooooooooooooooooff.

>fishing for reactions to a MSM headline
Right, can't bother to have that type of normie nonsense clogging up important stuff like Jessi southern and negro IQ

Barely ever post been lurkin 9 years

I actually fell for the age warning when I first came here, lel. Don't know how long it was before my first post but I've probably accumulated over 10000 in the past 6 years.

I found out about this shithole from funny junk and Ebaums world in 2006

a few months
was scared to saying something for some reason

been here for years and i still mostly lurk, only post a couple of times a week and rarely threads

I found this site 2 weeks ago and have been posting daily there's no rule to lurk so you fuck off idiot

Or I'll do what I want and you can fuck off?

Underrated post.

>30 mins

Faggot nigger etc
Bout a year, around 2007 made some occasional posts. Good times, drifted away a bit from here after Sup Forumsday, used 7, 420 and 711, shit was so cash. Drifted away after a while when /i/ died, sad times by all accounts. Came back here to /vg/ (exclusively stalker general), and Sup Forums. Sup Forums is so fucking shite now (was never good etc), and by fuck the internet misses /i/. But that is why we can't have nice things.

*Cries silently a single tear* can't we force Kirt to bring back /i/ the massive faggot. Crowdfunding it?