Most red-pilled hair cut?

Most red-pilled hair cut?
I'm going to get one probably in a day or two since i'm standing in my buddy's wedding
I usually get something like this, just generally doesn't turn out this good since my hair is more wavy than straight.

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Bowl cut

Do you look like an SS officer? Are you skinny, Tall, and have dark hair? Then go for pic. If you are literally anything else don't. Get. That. Haircut.

I have that exact hair cut.. The barber was a bit skeptical when I showed him the photo, but it turned out great.

Only had positive feedback since I got it. Goes nicely with a clean shave if you have a strong jaw line.

Buzz cut.
Mainly since it's low maintenance, looks decent, and you can do it entirely yourself without ever having to go to the barber.
Also no one can grab your hair in a fight.

I found this some time ago, but it's very random.. Only a couple of those haircuts are suitable.

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L0l
For the most part, but this bastard is more handsome than me, I must admit.
I've never actually shown anyone a picture, I usually just say 3 on the sides and longer on the top "so i can comb it over"

I will try this, maybe they will know more of what i'm looking for.

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Well, barbers (not hair dressers) are actually very talented. If you tell them specifically what you want, then they'll be able to do it. If you are able to show them a photo, that's golden.

I personally went with 6 different lengths from near the scalp to regular comb over on top and it just looks great.

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When somethign like that grows out a bit (say in 2-3 weeks or even a month's time) does it still look alright?

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There's not such thing as a red pilled haircut, having a literal nazi haircut is just for alt right faggots and edge lords. Just find the best haircut for your type of hair and facial structure. youtu.be/_uqe3cvNPYk this video might help you. Pic related is my current haircut after I watched the video

I'm about 3 weeks since I last went and it still looks good. It requires some maintenance to get it to stay how I want it, and there are a few hairs near the top of my ears that are too long (like 0.03"), which lets me know that it's time to get it taken care of in the near future.

I could do it myself, but I enjoy my time at the barber and it's become something of a monthly ritual for me.

the amount of product it would take to not have those hairs fall to your ears

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You showed the barber OP s photo?

are you implying blocking your field of vision is not viable? my issue with the hitler cut is constantly fixing your part, might as well have long hair

I like to keep mine short, especially on the sides because I'm not even 30 and my sides are grey if they get too long. 0 guard faded into a 1 guard on the sides. About finger length on the top. Essentially the same haircut I had when I was active duty, but I just don't get it cut as often because I'm in the reserve now.

Undercuts, what like you posted there just require too much maintenance for my liking, and they rarely look as good as you think they're going to.

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I'm not clean shaven here (it's 07:00 AM and I haven't gotten to it yet), but you should get the idea.

remember like 8 years ago where every thread on /fa/ recommended getting the "hitler youth" haircut to be fashionable. I do.

it's not bad desu, though I feel with your facial structure you'd look manlier with a fuller head of hair

I dont get how people get that haircut. My hair wont stay up like that, even with putty. Maybe I just suck at styling my hair? Idk

I used to think that but it doesn't take that much I just use some hair wax and looks great. And if I can get it done living in a third world country with some common hair wax I'm sure you can get something much better in the US

That could very well be, but at 32 there's a limit to how much hair is left on my scalp, bro :)

boom

/fa/ IRL is cringy as fuck. but then again i'm guessing most of this fucking website is

Most people are awkward because they try to be something they're not. Own your face and make sure to dress to be your BEST self.

It's not about impressing anyone except the man in the mirror, after all.

please OP do this

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>just generally doesn't turn out this good since my hair is more wavy than straight
i would recommend this product. i have thick, wavy mediterranean hair and this stuff i perfect for combing it back straight. doesn't get stiff or leave any residue or flakes or shit

good point, bro
I definitely want to try new things, and just see what works

What about the McQueen look?

ha, right on.. gotta remind myself youth is on my side for now

not bad for 32 tho bro, thank the norsk gods

Im not alt right or even racist, but op's haircut is the best hair cut

For instance, I don't have the facial structure to be bald (I've tried that and it was terrible lol).. If I go too long, it looks great, but I don't have the physical body structure to go with a "Fabio" look, so..

Basically you just have to figure out the structure of your face, like what elements that are good (strong jaw, straight nose, small eyes, dark brows or whatever) and try to find a haircut that goes well with the features you have.

Asking a barber (not a hair dresser) is a great first step.

same with the beard/facial hair meme. but that doesn't stop faggots from being oblivious to how stale it's been for the last 5 years and unironically believing numales stole it from them.

Don't get the Hitler youth cut if you're fat or chinlet

It's a dope haircut. High fade with a straight razor hard part

I'm pretty sure I'm starting to bald so I'll likely just shave my head soon. I'm just concerned that having that look and having my views I'll be considered a skinhead. But I'm not a retarded degenerate.

Also the hitler youth haircut I now associate with altright/lite faggots.

neither, thankfully.
and I really need to find a competent barber to be quite honest, it's been pretty random the people I go to around my town, and they are usually stylists that do a bad job.
Definitely going to find a barber though, good call, user

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That Art of Manliness has got you covered, senpai.

It is the best haircut is you look half as great as that Golden God übermensch but for the rest of us weak and ugly mortals need to find our own way.

very nice. thanks again, friend
Gonna print this faggot out and have the homie with the clippers go at me.
The little bit longer sides works better with my face for sure

sorry for double post
(i imagine the length is the same on the mirror side)

That's a great look. Good luck, user! Remember that it's a man's duty to look his best. Not to be a feminine nu-male, but to remain focused on every aspect of his health.

The same applies to going to the gym, eating proper food (non-processed) and being articulate. It's all about the whole package of being a man.

>since my hair is more wavy than straight
Nigger detected.

>Being this unfamiliar with how genetics work

Slovenian.. It checks out.

Listen, dude, how your scalp is "set" when you grow up will largely determine how your hair ends up looking. As for how wavy it is, that has nothing to do with being a "nigger", but everything to do with ordinary mutations in DNA.

Even isolated in Scandinavia where people for a long time claimed that people had long, straight blonde hair, it's been proven that we had as much variety as we have today. We also had shades of blonde, brown and even red hair.


I know you're either retarded or shilling, but in any case your statement is false.

Nigger detected

wavy, not curly, dingus

this is what i'm working with

>american
>calls others nigger
user pls

Straight is east asian and scandinavian, not european.
Wavy is european.

I posted a photo of myself a minute ago. Looks like a proper snow nigger for sure. Let's see a photo of you - time stamped. You know the drill.

Daily reminder that if you pay money to get a haircut you're a pretty boy pussy little girl
If you're a real man you DIY

You have nothing to worry about, user. Ignore the retards that claims differently.

I asked my GF about what she thought and she smiled and said your hair looked nice, and that she thought the shirt was a nice touch.

I'll beat the fuck out of you Nazi faggots.

Personally i'd argue any kind of hair-grooming ( or beard-grooming for that matter ) is deception and should be left to the women.
The only time it should be proper to cut it all is before going on the battlefield, for practical and uniformising reasons.

I just buzz my hair. Master race here. People look at me like I'm a Nazi, but my hair looks like shit when it grows out. I ain't keeping it long fuck that.

I do it myself. Gotten pretty good at it and I save some jewbux.

Clearly you have never had to wear a gas mask.

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There are a lot of reasons to maintain good grooming routines other than aesthetics.

yup

being dependent on others to do basic hygiene such as cut your fucking hair is sad as hell

Ayyy

IMO taking care of yourself to the best of your ability should include appearance, m8s
There's a difference between wanting to look and feel your best and being pic related

I wasn't being srs, I have no real opinion on this

You never know when you'll need to put an air-tight mask, yeah.

You despicable neutral.
We need to genocide your kind.

redpilled

Sounds stupid, but in today's political climate that's actually something to consider.

In addition to that you would need a respirator mask or whatever if you're doing other manly things, like grinding metal or working in fine dust environments.

I use a mask at home from time to time when I practice fire drills with the family (in order to safely get our 3 year old son our of the house in case of a fire). This means that I have a gas mask near the bed, for this reason.

I have a mask in the car as well, in case some demonstrators start fucking around with tear gas or whatever.


I'm sure your Average Joe IT-tech would never need this.

don't just get a haircut
if you're not fit already start lifting

No no, i was serious.
That's a very practical point ( the best points ) to shave your beard and it's making me consider it.

Sound advice, like I said here:

haha actually came here from /fit/ a few years ago. I've been hitting the gym since I was about 15.
I lost ~30 pounds but that was after I started binge drinkingin college and skipping the gym (and I quit using AAS.) I look scrawny as fuck in picture above. working on it atm, natty this time

fpbp

This. Be a man

> most redpilled haircut?
making your own decisions based on your hairline, thickness, type, fullness and face shape

> least redpilled?
asking anonymous strangers what haircut is best for you, sight unseen

talk to your fucking barber, he can see your ugly mug and help you look less like a faggot.
OP is not just a faggot, but also a goddamned sheep.

If I could grow a better beard and play heavy metal I would...

>Looking through photos from when I was a kid
>Mum gave me bowl cuts
>Find the period where dad worked from home
>Literal Hitler Youth cuts
>Always pictured with pressed, starched scout's uniform and rifle

Looks pretty decent on kids, but now it's just pleb shit. The most redpilled cut is anything you can do yourself.

Testosterone supplements maybe?

Stop watching porn is a good start

I've always thought the noporn thing was a meme

Nope

Any personal experience and noticeable results? I'm interested.

Not really a meme, but it has a lot to do with hormonal changes in your body. You produce more testosterone when you're not constantly being supplied with on-demand sexual arousal.

Men are made to hunt, therefore the chase for women is something that both motivates and empowers us.

I would say that instead of doing the whole "no fap" thing that people advocate, instead focus on dropping porn. Porn is damaging to your mental health. If you need to fap, use your imagination instead.

Think about it... you're a) literally cucking yourself by getting off to a girl you like getting fucked by someone else

and b) wasting testosterone on replenishing testicular production on doing so

Work told me I have to shave twice a day when I was clean shaven... five o'clock shadow at lunchtime

Another thing to consider is how porn is messing with your sexual arousal. I'm sure a lot of us can relate to this after having watched too much porn.. You have to scroll through pages and pages for something to get your freak on to.

It's unnatural and something to avoid (in my opinion).

Then I just went fuck it and let it grow out

Kept it trimmed to a degree though, can't look like a total hobo/bikie

good things to hear lads, this has strayed pretty far off the topic, but it's always good to better ourselves.

Absolutely

And if you're into porn eventually you'll have to find more perverse shit to be able to get it up as you become acclimatised

And then when you actually do land a real woman (which will take ages because you don't leave the house anymore) you won't be able to keep it up because it can't match your hand or your by now sick fantasy

And she'll cheat on you with someone who can

I'd say ban the shit but I'm not a communist, there shouldn't be chicks for everyone... social Darwinism is real and awesome

THroughout history, long hair has been used as a sexual selector because it shows testosterone levels and short hair has been associated with slaves and conquered peoples.
Long hair is the most uncucked hair style.

What are Roman soldiers? Or soldiers in general?

Mad tangents are what makes this place truly great

As is being able to actually say what you think without fear of social ostracism...

That's why we get shills. Free thought kills the (((narrative)))

There's your red pill

Haircuts cannot possibly be redpilled faggot

They still beat off to it for 90 posts tho

Key word, General

Plebs are sword fodder

Not all humans are equal

Just a standard cut.
Ask for a 3 on the sides, thin it out on the top, leave a bit of sideburns and finish it off with a part on either the left or right.

>red pilled
>haircut
God you are an idiot.

I bet you think dogs can't be redpilled either, faggot

Idk why I started thread that way, but fuck it, it's done

This is now getting slid to fuck, the truth is in this thread

Have a fuck (((you))) bump

people are not equal. But that does not necessarily mean inferiority.

on Sempronius Densus, a cenurion.

>The Praetorians were supposed to be the personal bodyguard of the emperor, but now they intended his death. Of all the soldiers present, only Sempronius Densus stood firm, while his colleagues either joined in the murder or melted away. While Piso fled to seek a safe hiding place, Sempronius bought him time to escape, first remonstrating with the assassins and then fighting them to the death.

>At this point sources differ slightly. According to Plutarch, Sempronius gave his life defending both Galba and Piso:
>“ No man resisted or offered to stand up in his defence, save one only, a centurion, Sempronius Densus, the single man among so many thousands that the sun beheld that day act worthily of the Roman empire, who, though he had never received any favour from Galba, yet out of bravery and allegiance endeavoured to defend the litter. First, lifting up his switch of vine, with which the centurions correct the soldiers when disorderly, he called aloud to the aggressors, charging them not to touch their emperor. And when they came upon him hand-to-hand, he drew his sword, and made a defence for a long time, until at last he was cut under the knees and brought to the ground.[1] ”

After Sempronius finally fell, the assassins surrounded Galba and killed him.


This is why I have recorded his name, for he is most worthy of being mentioned." — Dio Cassius.

Must be nice to not have thinning hair

panem et circenses

Think deeply on that quote