>A recent study released by researchers at Stanford Medical School details the differences in penile volumes by political views. The results suggest that those with more conservative viewpoints have lower penile volumes than their liberal counterparts. Dr. Rajeev Gupta explains, "While we don't like to postulate on any causative factors our running hypothesis is that the decreased penile size inculcates a sense of resentment and hostility towards others, crystallized by a more conservative viewpoint. We intent to pursue this line of inquiry going forward." A more detailed explanation of the study and its methodology can be found in Nature, Volume 548; Issue 7666.
Skinny numale dicklets wifh bitch tits are seriously trying to brand their libshitism as "CHADism"
Btw the study is fake anyway Sage and hidden
Chad either doesnt care or is right wing
Cameron Morris
>tfw hanging a thick 9" and have been with Trump since day 1. liberals are fucking delusional. Leave it to them to think everything boils down to sex organs
Henry Brooks
>The results suggest that those with more conservative viewpoints have lower penile volumes than their liberal counterparts.
>While we don't like to postulate on any causative factors our running hypothesis is that the decreased penile size inculcates a sense of resentment and hostility towards others, crystallized by a more conservative viewpoint.
This is called science in America!
Zachary Anderson
>wahhh i dont like it
small dicked cuck detected. cry more bitch faggot
Hudson Moore
Conservatism is a mental disease.
Samuel Jackson
the left is truly comprised of faggots who are incapable of outgrowing an anal fixation. Literally savages that can only think about dick and ass
Ayden Martinez
>small dick soyboys detected
Carter Gonzalez
This is what happens when leftist parasites march and usurp academic institutions. They release more and more papers slandering simple people while shutting down any discussion on IQ, Racial differences and social darwinism.
Oliver King
look how pathetic you are. Good thing for oyu, im not above mom jokes. Here a nickel, kike Your mom didn't think my dick was too small when she asked for anal and ended up in the hospital with rectal tears.
Ian Flores
lol kill yourself, nigger
Cameron Ortiz
Science is proving the BBC, white boi
Colton Scott
That's just... probably not true. Lol.
So if I'm a girl and I hate niggers what must I hate about myself? Lol
Thomas Sanders
Then all of asia should be conservative as fuck, yeah?
Leo Phillips
>MUH DIK
Jayden Sullivan
>inculcates a sense of resentment and hostility towards others, crystallized by a more conservative viewpoint. what questions did he ask to determine if someone is conservative or not? I would think it has more to do with the fact that liberal sluts choose mates based on dick size, they then teach their offspring whacked out political viewpoints.
Connor Ramirez
>Niggers have big dick >Niggers are overwhelmingly democrat Surprised absolutely nobody
Zachary Taylor
Summer's over, Brandon, get off your tablet and do your homework
Robert Lewis
>hey we'll pay you to let us measure your penis!
>degenerate lefties with big dicks seize the chance to show off the main part of their shallow identity
>a few modest well meaning right wingers see a chance to support science not ashamed of their body nor proud of something they did not choose
makes sense.
Easton Bell
That your white
Christopher Morgan
>conservatives get their cocks measured by some Punjab doctor
Yeah sure
Dylan Jones
>haha the people I don't like have small dicks >Science in 2017
>conservatives are fucking dicklets WHEN WILL THEY LEARN??
Asher Evans
My white what?
Henry Rivera
Nice try
Oliver Brooks
ahahahahahahaha
Leo Miller
my dick is huge
im a white conservative and my dick is literally porn tier
im in good physical shape too. women of all races lust for me when i am out in public and they cant get enough of me in the bedroom
mad, shitskins?
Matthew Hall
Alt-Right cucks gotta have micro peens that became baby dicks when hard, as my member seems small limp, but gets rather large when hard (not monster cock sizes of big, but big enough)...especially after all the weight i've lost in the last few months.
Camden Butler
Such lies. As a size queen and professional homoslut I can assure you of as much. It is all ethnicity and has absolutely fuck all to do with politics.
And by ethnicity, I mean microcosmic. As in Scottish have better than Irish. African Americans have better than native Africans. Ashkanazi Jews have better than real Jews. Hungarian have better than Austrian. Danish have better than German. French Canadian have better than anglo Canadian.
It literally comes down to that level. A common Y chromosome is more indicative of penis size than any other factor.
Julian Wood
>this obvious b8
Sup Forums I'm disappointed
Connor Clark
/thread
Mason Flores
hey guys, this very obscure, pointed study was conducted totally fairly
Tyler Morales
I'm sure all the Alt-left Anitfa fairies are all hung like horses even though they have stick arms and bird chests. That explains why they have stretch marks around their mouths and pro lapsed ass holes.
Connor Gonzalez
Don't believe this garbage. It's the same "peer reviewed study" bullshit where they said racists have lower IQs. I am full blown NatSoc and I have a 7 inch dick. They can suck on that.
Blake Gomez
What is worse is they all live in San Francisco. Aren't they expected to be sucking dicks?
I am sorry, but anyone actually sucking dicks on the reg already knows better.
Bentley Jenkins
How much dick have you taken to get representative samples of each of those groups?
Asher Sanders
>democrats have more niggers
Ethan Davis
MUH DICK
Alexander Collins
those 3 inch weenies are the reason altrighters are always pissed off, on top of that, they are kissless virgins, that the only pussy they ever felt, was their mothers on their way out, fucking losers
Dylan Bailey
>stanford
>pick azn nerds to compose the conservative group >??? >profit
Ian Harris
>It's the same "peer reviewed study" bullshit where they said racists have lower IQs
More like queer reviewed.
Adam Williams
LOL!!!!!!!!! I've forgottten more pussy than you will ever know kid.
Brandon James
post pics of your boy cunt
i have a huge cock for you if you want it
Noah Martinez
>Dr. Rajeev Gupta SUPERPOOPER BY 2020
Jacob Gray
>And by ethnicity, I mean microcosmic. As in Scottish have better than Irish. African Americans have better than native Africans. Ashkanazi Jews have better than real Jews. Hungarian have better than Austrian. Danish have better than German. French Canadian have better than anglo Canadian. You must have taken a ton of dick of you can say that Danes have bigger dicks then Germans.
these researchers might be on to something desu, look at all these small dick betas
Adrian Perry
All the "don't post niggers" comments on /gif/ make proven sense now.
Charles Evans
>virgin lefties trying to compensate with fake data
funny, usually dicklets compensate with sports cars and shit, but lefties are poorfag trash who cant even AFFORD to pretend they arent small dicked losers LMAO
Easton Perez
ARE YOU ASSUMING MY COCK SIZE, SHITLORD???
Tyler Martin
Anecdotal evidence
William Thomas
What is this like the 50th iteration of if you don't agree with me you have a small penis???
Why is the left so obsessed with dick?
Charles Lee
Libertarian Pirate with 7+ inches get wrecked juiwce
Cooper Mitchell
Seriously lame joke, dude. Take it back to the workshop.
Andrew Rivera
There is no Dr. Rajeev Gupta at Stanford
Carter Martinez
>our running hypothesis is that the decreased penile size inculcates a sense of resentment and hostility towards others, crystallized by a more conservative viewpoint How this shit makes it into a renowned journal is beyond me.
Benjamin Jackson
>the left can't stop talking about dicks
also sage :D
Jonathan Gomez
to tell you the truth, the altrighters are cute
Jaxon Powell
Are we an african tribe? Who cares about the penis size of other men?
Ryder Murphy
because they are closet fags who have small dicks
big dicked men are alpha and therefore right wing
its basic science
Jason Bennett
Cool. I have a small dick, I don't really give a fuck about other people's opinions of it.
Gabriel Martin
aww someone got a lil sausage
Daniel White
wtf I love Hillary and have a huge cock now...
Christian Ramirez
checkmate bigots, it's science.
what? are you anti-science now?
Owen Hughes
Arguments and logic are no longer needed when one can measure the debater's dick size.
That's why women shouldn't be allowed to vote btw
Cooper Wood
kek
Ethan Cooper
My dick is above average length. Also your study literally doesn't exist. Saged
