>Tampa, FL | A 22-year-old man from Florida has been found dead after he allegedly succumbed from indulging in sexual activities with his 23-foot-long anaconda.
>It took several hours for authorities to separate the large serpent from the young man as the victim was in “full erection” and had “deeply penetrated” the female anaconda’s genitalia according to the coroner’s report.
>“I knew he was into bestiality and erotic asphyxiation but I never thought it would go so wrong,” explained his friend in tears to reporters.
>“He always told me he wasn’t hurting anybody and that animals loved sex as much as humans, that it was a consensual thing. Who am I to judge?” he added.
His anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun
Carson Jones
True. I have no idea what Floridas deal is but it simply can not avoid being fucked up.
Ryan Walker
"World news daily report" Lol
Ryder Sullivan
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Carter Taylor
>American is a race
Sage this gay shit.
Dominic Rodriguez
anacdotic situation
Adrian Davis
...
Anthony Hill
I saw pictures of someone doing this...
Carson Bennett
NO SEX WITH SNEK
Benjamin Allen
Floridaman at it again
Robert Gonzalez
>full erection >deeply penetrated
Brody Rodriguez
>ywn be crushed to death by your snake waifu while she sucks your toes with her prehensile tongue
i cant handle these feels boys
Caleb Perry
Florida is white?
Ayden Adams
Cultural purity and isolation is a hell of a thing. This what you get for being a peninsula.
Geographical isolation driven wierdness never ends.
Justin Rodriguez
LITERALLY FAKE NEWS
Camden Bailey
Is chinese too.
David Smith
Florida bread
Jaxon Ortiz
...
Jackson Adams
Mein nigga!
Dominic Foster
How do we solve the Florida problem?
Jack Kelly
Have you never watched that bugs bunny cartoon
Chase Garcia
Fake news
Kevin Watson
HSSSSS means no
Jack Moore
>artists rendition
Tyler Sanders
Someone plz post gif
Liam Murphy
Hot.
Connor Sanders
This. Failing the Harkness test = failing life.
Chase White
Fuckinh where though, Florida is all Hispanic millennials and whites, at least in S Florida there are almost no Asians
Christopher Thompson
Looks pretty Jewish desu
William Bailey
Florida man, the sexual adventure.
William Johnson
>worldnewsdailyreport.com
I can't wait for summer to be over.
Austin Cruz
Topkek Was waiting for this
Josiah Scott
They neglected to mention his dick was 13 feet long so snek was his only outlet.
Ayden Anderson
U.S.A U.S.A
Lucas Hall
...
Charles Wood
>american >race Try again
Parker Cooper
>was in “full erection” and had “deeply penetrated”
>into bestiality and erotic asphyxiation but I never thought it would go so wrong
Camden Hall
Could we get Bugs to do the same to California?
Lucas Perry
People who cry about fake news instantly believe this.
Really make think.
Ryder Reed
>Implying people don't like sneks
Anthony Moore
>implying
I grew up in Miami there is a pretty large Korean community near Downtown. Use to fuck a korean girl from that part of town for a few years.
Parker Green
>It took several hours for authorities to separate the large serpent from the young man as the victim was in “full erection” and had “deeply penetrated” the female anaconda’s genitalia according to the coroner’s report.
>erotic asphyxiation
BONER N-NO
Henry Ross
>Florida man
why is it always Florida with these crazy motherfuckers
Liam Scott
One less antics member key be praised.
Jack Carter
florida is full of autistic people
Dominic Cox
>worldnewsdailyreport.com >thread steadily gaining replies like always >undoubtedly going to reach 200 replies These threads are viral advertising and you should kill yourselves for doing it
Christian Rivera
IT GETS BETTER!
Isaiah Johnson
>“I knew he was into bestiality and erotic asphyxiation but I never thought it would go so wrong,” explained his friend in tears to reporters.
