Woke up and the skin on my dick and kinda my balls is wierd

Woke up and the skin on my dick and kinda my balls is wierd.

It's like dry.

Last I had sex was 2 weeks ago

Chop it off

Haha dude, you have scurvy. Quit eating so much ramen and you'll be fine.

Look at the state of that thing

Go to B or something. Wrong board

go to Sup Forums retard

it's AIDS

chop off your dick OP

looks dry, stop fapping permanently and put lotion on.

Drink water.

Fluoride in the water... Drink water-filtered water and you will recover.

slide thread.
come here instead.

You have a fungal skin infection.

I could help you but your soo ignorant you will think I am trying to trick you or hurt your.

But you can fix that shit by smearing your balls with coconut oil then dusting them with Baking Soda.

The Coconut oil is just to help the Baking Soda stick to your junk.

I know this because I am an Autist about skin issues. People have no understanding of the stuff I do. It sounds insane to them.

well, ask ur mum, because all the guys here know she has gonorrhea

Holy crap dude, I hope your trolling. My brother had this exact same thing. Two weeks and then that. It turned out it was genital warts. That shit starts itchy, gets painful and never goes away.

>Last I had sex was 2 weeks ago
Yeah, but when was the last you showered?

DNC pedophiles killed Seth Rich.

then u wonder why white women prefer bbc

i mean look at that thing

Cut your dick off

Who cares your not white. Fuck off.

post more pictures lad, need more points of reference

apple cider vinegar works too but it has to be the real stuff, with the mother. braggs or eden
i clear up skin fugus on my leg using vinegar and then olive oil to moisturize. works like a charm

u can also sub some iodized salt on there during a shower, the iodine kills it.
good luck faggot
dont ever post that shit here again

Sup Forums is now officially Sup Forums. This shit is beyond retarded.

Where the fuck are the mods?

sorry dude, you got the herp. kys and better luck in the next life.

Looks fine, just a little irritation. Does it hurt? Do you notice any difficulty/urgency/burning sensation when peeing? Discharge? Did you fall asleep in wet clothes? Have you recently started wearing any new fabrics in your underwear/shorts?
Unless you're experiencing symptoms, I'd give it a couple days before going to a clinic if that pic is the worst ya got.

t.medfag

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Be honest oppie, when was the last time you showered? I'm banking on it being at least three weeks ago.

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if you didn't use a condom then that's probably a yeast infection. It seems you had sex with a slut that has bad hygiene.

you should stop sucking him off then

I'd get my money back if I were you.

I wish I could.

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

Yeast infections are pretty common in women though. They are just a full blown petri dish down there.

Put some lotion on that shit nigga. You have HIV by the way.

You didn't wash your shampoo or bodywash off your dick. It dried your skin.

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aquafor my nigga

shit will be fixed in 2hrs

Where the fuck are the mods?

Nigga I already have trouble finding out where your dick ends and your balls begin, I think your wrinkle grandma-ass Foreskin is the least of your problems.

Maybe ask
>>/lgbt/
They probably know their things when it comes to Aids.

You fapped with shampoo. I know you did.

Fungal infection, Clotrimazole is an OTC cream that will clear it up

you should probably kill yourself first and see if it gets bettr

You got faggotizis.

>apple cider vinegar works too
This is definitely true (and it's all over the Internet as a wonder cure now), but the best trick is to give your skin a nice coating of bicarb of soda. This will extract any toxins and leave a pure surface. Then pour on a liberal quantity of apple cider vinegar. I find it works best to put a container around your dick and balls so as to catch an residue. A plastic bag would work or you could cut a whole in a gallon milk container, slip your junk in, then pour the vinegar in through the opening at the top (the screw top). Best to keep it all as air-tight as you can.

Let us know how it goes OP. It's good for us bros to look out for each other when in times of need.

Or you could get a cotton pad and soak it and leave it on the area for a few minutes. Much less messy.

That is not a white penis.

Why is black your dick?