My mom turned sixty on Tuesday and for her birthday she asked my dad to take the whole family out for a fish dinner. My dad selected Red Lobster.
Initially I was incredibly skeptical. I don't care for clams or hush puppies so what good would it be to dine there? I was really wrong!
>surf and turf options the whole family could enjoy >quite simply the best rice pilaf I've ever eaten >a unique lobster pizza as an appetizer! >Lipton iced tea >based cheddar bay biscuits (I had 4, lawl)
This is my plea to Sup Forums give Red Lobster a chance. Embrace something different and try a new culture of food. Don't stick to burgers and fries.
Isaiah Ramirez
you're a land animal. you should eat land animals.
Gavin Barnes
What the fuck
Jonathan Foster
No thanks Il stick to my home made tendies.
Jordan Hall
The fuck does this have to do with anything? Also Red Lobster is a Darden group restaurant. Literally just a recolored Olive Garden. Cheddarbay biscuits are God tier buy again, the fuck does this have to do with anything?
Nolan Price
People won't leave us the fuck alone when we go there but it's still tremendous value.
Samuel Edwards
>Went to red lobster for mom's birthday >had an excellent time >SJW's and antifa won't leave white people ALONE!!! I don't quite follow, op
Also >Red Lobster a chance. Embrace something different and try a new culture of food. Don't stick to burgers and fries. But Red Lobster is an American chain that serves dishes that are largely American in origin and style!
Ethan Ross
FUCK YOU! FREEDOM FRIES ALL DAY EVERY DAY!
Angel Long
>when you want to post on both /ck/ and Sup Forums but you end up only posting one very confusing post on Sup Forums
Matthew King
so which one is your mom op?
Isaac Miller
>yfw the corps finally figure out they can advertise for free by making posts on forums and social media
Anthony Anderson
Gif related. This is what needs to happen to you for this horrible thread.
Josiah Ortiz
For me it's the McChicken the best fast food sandwich
Ian Carter
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Landon Russell
t. landlocked cuck
Isaac King
stubby beer bottle ?
wtf ?
Jason Scott
wtf I'm going to red lobster now! Don't let me get my hands on the butter codes.
Joseph Gray
Good try shill. Everyone knows (((Red Lobster))) has estrogen in the food.
Xavier Butler
gross!!!
Jackson Lewis
i eat
Nicholas Brooks
Go back to your tranny land faggot.
Levi Richardson
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Ian Rivera
is this code or something? are you using Sup Forums as one way communications to field officers who you could not otherwise communicate with? what does this mean?
Easton Turner
>anons first trip to a restaurant
Oliver Thomas
This is the 4th Red Lobster post I've seen in a month. Good try faggots but no one wants to eat at your shit restaurant!
Landon Diaz
Who the fuck eat at red lobster? That's like the Applebee's of seafood.
Luke Fisher
I'm partial to the Ultimate Feast myself. And yes their rice is good.
Anthony Foster
Some of you assholes are so unreasonable. This man was simply trying to dine with his family and you March at him like antifa.
He deserves an apology
David Scott
>disregard american traditions >eat something other than a burger
that just sounds retarded
Luis Smith
I remember this pasta, very nice work
Adam Anderson
this
Owen Flores
I live in New England. We have good local seafood places here. I dunno if there even is a shitty Red Lobster nearby.
Ethan Powell
This is just Red Lobster's marketing team trying to appeal to the alt right.
Ryan Wright
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Ryder Thomas
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Jeremiah Powell
>be American >get seafood
Dominic Nelson
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Bentley Miller
>This is just Red Lobster's marketing team trying to appeal to the alt right. This is the worst marketing tactic imaginable. Surely they can't be serious?
Michael Hernandez
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Blake Clark
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Gabriel Young
Why won't you millennials spend more money at fancy restaurants? REEEEEEEEEEEE. You're hurting the economy!
Jacob Gray
They are serious. And don't call me Shirley.
Brandon Watson
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Brandon Fisher
btw, notice that I have posted Greek, Mexican, and various cultural dishes? That is because all those multicultural cuisines are American food.
Robert Johnson
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Wyatt Barnes
If the kikes are right about anything it's not eating bottom feeders
Connor Edwards
>eating giant under water bugs Disgusting.
Evan Cooper
New England lobster pad Thai
Owen Martin
It all looks delicious except that dog feces sushi
Caleb Wright
That's not white people food. No thanks.
Joseph Hall
*barf*
Jose Carter
>Don't reply to red lobster post slide threads on Sup Forums What the fuck kind of timeline have we entered?
Juan Harris
Who you calling bottom feeder you fucking little shit?
Brandon Wood
That is urchin. It is fucking delicous and buttery. It is actually their sex organs.
Jayden Wood
Stay in Alabama eating your burgers, Cleetus.
Lucas Allen
This.
He made pol chimp out like Antifa by sharing an ideal white experience. This is Xavier tier effervescent subversion of comedy
Bentley Perry
go back to Sup Forums ad-bot
Hudson Adams
>girls who don't wear makeup bet it's like fucking a guy
