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>surgery made him unable to drink water and has to drink soda instead

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I will dance on this man's grave

>unable to drink water and has to drink soda instead
He will be the first patient of a stomach band who won't lose any weight but will gain it.

PAY

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lol i wish there was some betting system on him I would've won a lot.

>>surgery made him unable to drink water and has to drink soda instead
That doesn't happen

>surgery made him unable to drink water and has to drink soda instead

just minutes into the video
>something happened in me i can't tolerate water now unless i have it some other way or add something to it

Exactly. I know people who've had this surgery and they say they are completely unable to drink soda, that the fizziness causes them to vomit after having the surgery

PAAAY

>surgery made him unable to drink water and has to drink soda instead

>0:44
>"euphoric"

>surgery made him unable to drink water and has to drink soda instead


The fuck?

>surgery made him unable to drink water and has to drink soda instead

SOMEONE HAS TO PAY

>Unable to drink water
>Still can drink soda
Lies

He should honestly try not eating for a day or two since he may suffer a heart attack if he walks half a mile. I literally did that and lost 30 pounds in 4 months now I work out and my heart feels like it's 1000x better.

Meant not eat for a day or two each week.

>Add lemon to water
>Create soda

SOMEONE CALL PEPSI, WE'VE REVOLUTIONIZED THE INDUSTRY

drop dead

>Pay god knows how many thousands of dollars for a risky operaiton that apparently is the only way to save your life and lose weight.
>Lose no weight.
Aint that some shit buddy.

He is so fake and puts so much emotion into his words, I just hate the fucker.

I bet you 6 million dollars he fucking fled the hospital before surgery.

He talks like a longform buzzfeed article reads.

>surgery made him unable to drink water and has to drink soda instead

Dem curves be THICC

I think "Great value!" sums up the post 60s american mentality really well.

>fleed
This motherfucker couldn't "flee" even if you put a rocket engine up his ass.

>>surgery made him unable to drink water and has to drink soda instead
what a fat shit

he's such a fucking liar. maybe he should use GFUEL then instead of soda

inb4 kpop avatarcuck comes in to say boogie is based and you're all mean bullies

Someone should tell this fat fuck about Gatorade

Could be true. Sick children are often given diet coke as water can make them vomit.

Something to do with the sugar/salt content I believe. Squirt tap water up your nose and flat diet coke, tell me which one stings less.

sadly, he won't be the first. These people get that fat for a reason - their behavior. The band is meant to prevent them from being able to continue with that behavior, but if the retard continues to drink hundreds of grams of sugar a day, he won't lose weight.

>If OP says it, it must be true!
Why would you take the time to respond to this thread of your can't be fucked to watch the video it's about?

What a useless cunt. I've been on a diet for 10 weeks now and I've gone from 295 to 253 just cutting carbs and eating well with some lifting. It's not hard.

Translation: "I just drank actual water for the first time in 15 years and since it doesn't have caffeine or sugar, my pituitary will not release endorphins, and it is causing me to relapse into my unhealthy consumption habits."
>Plz donate more to my Patreon lel

>surgery made him unable to drink water and has to drink soda instead
Does he think his fan base is mentally retarded? Are they?

I love how he's already making excuses saying that the weight loss will not continue and it's going to plateau

great attitude to have

>weight 500 lbs
>be expert on weight loss

This thread immediately believes he actually said that, so there's clearly plenty of retards who can be convinced of anything

>go through potentially deadly operation (always a risk of death with anesthesia)
>make a huge deal about finally losing weight
>lost like 5lbs pre op, and it took him 6 years
>after surgery hes still drinking empty calories
>he'll still make excuses and a whole wave of compulsive enablers will lap it up

Hes legitimately going to die young. Not even the fear of death can compel him to quit being a shitty person. This is peak degeneracy. We've finally reached it.

>a surgery that makes you only able to guzzle code red

we've been had!

Fuck off to reddit fat fuck.

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YOU PAID AND WILL CONTINUE TO
PAY

he said he can’t tolerate water in the video clear as day
he then claims he adds something to water like mio (which creates sugar water) or lemon juice. do you actually believe he’s not drinking soda instead?

he rolled out in an xl wheel chair that will explain later when you see the wheelchair in his videos.

I hope he fucking dies.
This world has no place for morbidly obese internet game reviewers.

so he didn't say that? I dont wanna give that fat faggot views

lol you realise he has paid a massive excess in taxes considering the cost of his health care reqs right? xd

i guess this board just likes their echochamber : ^ )

Why doesn't he just take on a meth habit for a year....? He would be a normal person right and the way this fat lard talks about food addiction, meth addiction is probably easier to overcome anyway

That doesn't mean he has to drink soda, retard.
Sugar is actually terrible for him because of the operation. Before the operation he said that he will no longer be able to eat any sugary foods, or any processed sugars.
If he even touched soda his body is going to be fucked.

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He never talked about drinking soda - only shit like hot water/tea so it goes down better. Also it's a hooktube link so you're not helping the content creator by using it.

He didn't care about losing weight until it would literally cost him his life. He chose this fate he should have cared at the beginning, middle or somewhere in between instead he chose to be slothful and gluttonous.

>Gets mad when others say "You chose to do be stupid about not getting healthy so we won't pay the gorrilion dollars it takes to save your life."

Literally a HIPPOcrite should just off himself instead of letting his wife watch him die of diabetes in it's ultimate and purest form and heart failure.

Is critical thinking a reddit exclusive? I thought pol was supposed to break the heard mentality.
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You literally don't have room in your stomach for the pressure carbonation creates, particularly before it's fully healed.
>Lol i can't drink plain warm water
Obviously he's a fucking useless manchild, but GODAMN everyone is gobbling down a clearly false headline

>500 lbs
Boogie said 592 on day of operation. Dr. Nowzaradan would be mildly annoyed at his slow weight loss.

LARD GARGLING

He weighed 592lbs ?!

He better not go near any Dodge Challengers

The fuck, is this a joke? How much is that in non freedom units... 220kg?

Anyone got that copypasta about boogie and his shitbag that exploded during comic con?

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holy shit is he gonna be ok? someone give him an ice cream, hes running low on endorphines

He lost like 40-50 pounds pre-op as part of the pre-op diet. You are talking out of your asshole, and as much as I might like that your breath smells like diarrhea.

Why is this allowed?

Actually no, I change the question. How is he alive???

268.526683kg
42stone and 4 lbs

>eats up all his painkillers
>not drinking water
>surprised he got constipated

Nice comeback kid, haven't heard that one since the fifth grade.

he cant tolerate water, an essential component of staying alive yet he can tolerate eating barrells of mayonaise?

Why doesn't boogie just respawn?

Watch the video, he didnt lose shit, and lost total of 14 post op now he is at 574 from 592 pre op AND ALREADY TALKING ABOUT IT GOING TO PLATAEU SOON.

That's actually fucking horrid... I got fed up and was disgusted with myself when I hit 220 and decided that I need to start being healthy or I was going to die at the age of 60. From this I lost 30 pounds in 4 months and started working out to the point I actually feel like I look semi-decent. I'm still around 27 on the BMI but a lot better than I was.

>hooktube.com/watch?v=obb7pwKQFKY

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592 at surgery
40 to 50 pre op, we'll say 45
5 lbs in several years leading to sugery
642 fucking pounds. Wow

I think such morbid obesity is due to a psychological problem. Even if he becomes normal weight and they'll take off the ring he might gain as much. Eating wrong became his habit, lifestyle and daily routine for decades now. He's an older man now with graying hair, I'm not sure you can teach an old dog new tricks. Fatties often feel proud of themselves when they lose weight, but many people don't really care because not being fat is not a great achievement. Sure he will receive a lot of praise in the beginning, but after a while no one will care and he might start pigging out again if docs take of the ring off his stomach.

It's time to take the ultimate red pill.

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291 in kg for non-Americans

Yes WOW. How much did that fucker spend a month on groceries just to feed him let alone his ugly chubby gypsy wife.

Nah my friend got a free lap band when he was 16 because he weighted 475lbs and he dropped down to 350 or so the first year and then loosen the band to 'congratulate' you and once that happened he went back to eating shit and gained it back. Now he's at 505 at the age of 24.

Dumb OP.
He can't drink any kind of carbonated liquid or his stomach will explode.

I thought he had a gastric bypass? Thats not the same as a lap band

he's losing 14 pounds a week.

The most he ever weighed was around 590 and that was 5 or 10 years ago. Before any pre-op diets and the like he was around 510. The liquid diet got him to around 480-490 where he "plateaued", his words not mine.

No he has not lost 100 pounds. At best he has lost 30-40 since starting his pre-op diet however many months ago that was

He weighed over 600lbs? Could he walk or otherwise move? He must be massively strong. If I loaded myself down with an additional 450lbs, I suspect I'd suffocate in a pile on the floor.

To be 600lbs and mobile-- impressive.

what i’m confused about is his diet

first he claims he’s on a liquid diet, but through the video he talks about eating avocado and cheese. it sounds like he’s just drinking a bunch of sugar and eating fat

Think of it this way try moving with 45 10lb bowling balls tied to you.

30 pounds in 4 months at 220kg.. Were you even trying user? What the fuck.

He literally says he was a 600 pound beast pre op TWO WEEKS AGO and now he is a 578 pound beast post op. Losing 14 pounds total in TWO WEEKS considering you had a major surgery and spent most of your time in hospital is literally nothing.

>To be 600lbs and mobile
Boogie suffered from limited mobility

220lb not 220kg dear god no.

Maybe liquid diet means "everything I eat turns to liquid".

>losing a pound a day is literally nothing

this

Overweight people even in that range are usually still mobile unless they have something impeding their movement.

220lb is still horrible but considering all I did was cut back my diet for 4 months and am just now starting to work out I don't think it's horrible.