Christianity is way too Jewish. We need a new religion, Sup Forums. What is it gonna be?

Christianity is way too Jewish. We need a new religion, Sup Forums. What is it gonna be?

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Look Goy
We do this every 20 years for the last 2000 years,
I AM NOT MAKING YOU A NEW RELIGION!

Christianity is fine.

>Not worshipping the most anti semitic being to ever exist in the history of mankind with the largest following the world has ever seen. While being a part of European culture for the last 1,800+ years.

Why haven't you accepted Jesus as your Lord and savior, user?

There have not been more than 100 billion people before me.

Religion has been the leading cause if war for as long as there is written history.

Religion has caused the death of billions.
Nothing that causes the death of hundreds of billions can be good.
There for religion can not be good.
Religion equals hate.
We must remove all hate symbols from the usa.

>way too jewish
the only reason you have any understanding of what a (((jew))) is is because of the bible so go fuck yourself you moron

>funny jewposting
aaah, how can I stay mad at you (((guys)))

Paganism

Well you can read some history.....

Don't though

You're right OP, we need a new religion, because that's always solved problems.

a kekworthy post
have a (you)

look, just keep pumping out more dice clays, and less philip roth/arthur scheonberg/sabbatai zevi types, okay?

hello stalin

Yep

I promise to try....

What kind of mental gymastics do christfags have to pull to think like this?

>Christianity is way too Jewish.
Jews hated Christ, and they're still butthurt about him to this day.

MOLOCHism is working out pretty good.

You reek of Reddit

It's always funny how shills forget that Christians have been the most anti-Jewish people in history.

All atheists tell me Christianity goes hand to hand with Nazism. Sup Forums tells me it's the other way around. Why is this?

It's Varg fanboys, really. And Varg's paganism is wrong anyway, so they are even more lost.

>Paganism
That's like saying "religion" is the religion we should adopt. There are hundreds of "Pagan" religions.

/k/ubism

Ben Klassen's Creativity and the music of RaHoWa to inspire us. Oi!

atheism is the only truly western belief system, join now you bigot

you should already know that there is no religion asides my own. you will bow to the dictatorship like all the others and you will be grateful.

otherwise, you cannot call yourself aryan. aryan means noble, deal with it.

He probably means each nation should revert to its own version.

>Religion has been the leading cause if war for as long as there is written history.
>Imagine being this historically inaccurate.
>Religion is responsible for 7% of all wars throughout history with 4-5% of said 7% being Islamic wars
>UHH RELIGION CAZ ALL WARZ

Islam Death Toll: 270,000,000-590,000,000
Christianity Death Toll: 12,406,000

Islam: 120,000,000 dead niggers, 60,000,000 dead Christians, 10,000,000 dead buddhists, 80,000,000-400,000,000 dead Hindus.

Christianity: 1,700,000 dead from Crusades, 5,000 dead from Spanish Inquisition, 7,500,000 dead from Thirty Years War, 100,000 dead from German Peasants War, 1,000 dead from Wars of Kappel, 2,000,000 dead from Huguenot Wars, 600,000 dead from Eighty Years War, 500,000 dead from Kingdoms War.

Get the fuck out of here you Reddit atheist.

Can we make a religion that doesn't explain things with dumb-sounding fairy tales, or if possible without any stories at all? What if a religious book was written so straightforward and unambiguous that it couldn't be misinterpreted? That way it wouldn't branch-off into a dozen infighting groups the way christianity has.

ya, its called the truth theology. it's science. only smart people are priests. bow to the dictatorship now.

Jesus tried to do that by telling stories to illustrate points, then wrapping them up with a moral at the end.

It's retards who wrote letters after the fact that fucked it all up.

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Here you go.

>ya, its called the truth theology. it's science. only smart people are priests. bow to the dictatorship now.
No, only people obedient enough to go through the school system and regurgitate whatever they're told without questioning it are "priests".

This

All of the good Germans died in WWII, this is proof

>Marxism
>not having a thousand genderqueer splinter movements

Can I interest you in a free helicopter ride?

Checked for truth.
But it's no question Christianity has been extremely compromised in recent decades. The archbishop of Canterbury, even the Vatican itself has been hopelessly cucked. Christianity in its current form is more Jewish than Christian and would rather rule over a muddled multiracial mess than over ethnostates.
We need a new strain of Christianity maybe, a restoration.

>Jews literally hate Jesus more than anything else in existence with his followers being second
>Followers of Jesus have been killing Jews for over 1,500 years.

>JOOZ MADE CHRISTIANITY TO DESTROY EUROPE AND CORRUPT EUROPEANS

>Europe before Christians
Pretty Gud, Greeks and Romans were cool

>Christian Europe
Fucking conquering the entire planet, killing Jews and Muslims and inventing over 95% of modern technology that we use on a daily basis.

>Post Christian Europe
Islamic shithole filled with degenerates

NOT!

Islam maybe. We would get the support of liberal women or make them hate islam. Either way it's a win-win situation.

What is wrong with the one true religion?

Catholicism isn't Christianity anymore. It's turned into this social club/PAC more than a religion.

True Christianity moved on with Martin Luther.

Fuck commies.
I was mocking communism by calling it a materialistic/satanic religion.

>materialistic religion
What's wrong with that? I agree with you that communism and socialism are retarded, but in reality all that exists is matter. You are your brain. There is no god. Nothing happens after you die.

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No truly conservative or religious individual can be materialist.

Says who? And why? What do the two have to do with each other? I believe in logic, reason and a logical universe. Communism and Socialism are total logistic failures.

Atheists and Pagans forever united against christ-cucks, Jews and mudslimes.

I worship The Great Alchemist.
The proto-God of all religions. He gave us life, raised us from the primordial ooze, watches us as we took our first steps, gave us our morality that white is good and black is evil.
Thou great star! What would be thy happiness if thou hadst not those for whom thou shinest!

the republic of kekistan will welcome you with dank memes

Yeah Goyim

We can't make a new one every month!

Fuckin' pace yourselves

Why not just off yourself then if nothing matters?
You nihilists are almost as bad as commies. Your mindset leads you to take no responsibility, think only in the short term and never breed because of your selfishness.
You are already dead.

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>sun worship
Amen, Carlin

>Why not just off yourself then if nothing matters?
I'm too much of a hedonist for that.

>You nihilists are almost as bad as commies.
I'm not a nihilist. You assume materialists are nihilists by default.

>Your mindset leads you to take no responsibility, think only in the short term and never breed because of your selfishness.
>You are already dead.
No, you're thinking of liberals.

((( The Bible ))) is a book written by Jews to destroy the Roman empire. They created Christianity to poison the Pagan empire with a lame self destructive religion about loving your enemy and surrender. Indeed after Romans became Christian the empire fell. Then the plague spread to all Europe.

Christianity is just a Jewish spinoff religion.

All Jesus did was become the leader of a short lived Jewish cult.

So let me get this straight

bretty gud > Christianity > Islamic shithole

You're as dumb as pic related.

Paganism means going back to the true religion of your racial ancestors. It is different depending on where you are from, moron.

>rise of atheism in the west is directly correlated to increase in degeneracy and decrease of birthrates
Pure coincidence

HOMOPAGANISM WILL RULE
CHRISTIANITY IS FOR STRAIGHT DUMBFUCKS. OAGANISM IS THE TRUE WAY TO ENLIGHTENMENT

just be a classical marxist, identity politics are cancerous no matter your economic ideology

We don't need another religion. Focus on science and philosophy. Nothing has provided so much comfort and pleasure, not to mention knowledge.

HAIL WODEN
GOD OF GERMANICS

Ey! I just saw you on

Pagan Europe: bretty gud
Christian Europe: man at his best
Atheist Europe: islamic shithole with fags

EMBRACE MARXIST HOMOPAGANISM. ODEN WAS THE ORIGINAL COMMUNSIT

>philosophy
Philosophy is just a protoscience. It's a for people who'd rather sit around talking about experiments instead of actually doing them.

I have comitted my life on spreading the word of WODEN and the faith of our ancestors.

>word of WODEN
>written down by christian monks
Top cuck

HOMOPAGANCOMMUNISM IS THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!

Very good.
Personally I'm a Pastafarian, but I admire the determination.

see it's shit like this that allows the bourgeoise to control you.

Atheism

DROP THE FALSE GODS WORSHIP ODEN AND EMBRACE HIS SEMEN OF STRENGTH

This.

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PAGANISM IS FREE FROM ALL MONEY

Atheists are useful idiots leftards and Pagans here are butthurt atheists roleplayers who can't grow up their edgy teenager days.
Kys.

LET HIS SAUCE WASH AWAY YOUR SINS FOUL SEMEN MAN

it sounds funny to you? when you realize they kill of true christians and spread their judaism/ satanism anti-christ version in the mean time, this sounds more like a threat or judement to me.

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Muh (((Science))).
youtube.com/watch?v=aQDBNJ3mPa0

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RETURN TO ODENS PENIS FROM HENCE YOU CAME

Mithraism

Military Roman cult hero, his cult was exclusive to men

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WODEN hang himself for 9 days and stabbed himself with his spear even before your dead kike on a stick was born.

Who is LARPing christcucks?

i think that poland does catholicism quite well

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BEHILD THE GREAT SEMEN PROVIDER

This. Do people know fucking anything any more? Christianity is Judaism without Jesus dying and saving everyone's soul. Jews HATE this because the entire reasoning behind Christianity is anti-Jewish, a complete and abrupt fork in the road.
That's why the Pharisees Jews conspired with the Romans to kill Jesus. That's why Jews are a cursed people. This is what Christians believe. How is Christianity too Jewish?

based scientology

Pagan Europe above the Rhine and Danube was wasteland around Christ's time. The 'pagan empire' only existed in your fantasy. You're confused with Holy Roman Empire.