/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - THE SNAKE EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF

APPEARANCES
>VP Pence @Cocoli Locks Panama City, Panama 8/17/17
youtu.be/rsJwRDtZAqY
>Ramzpaul - The Alt Right - What Went Wrong?
youtu.be/n8VYmY89_KU
>SoS T-Rex/DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis @US-JAP Security Consultative Committee 8/17/17
youtu.be/0wZ8uSL_lrM
>WH Video - Meet the Cabinet #4 SBA Admin McMahon 8/17/17
youtu.be/qSzDkgOF5xg
>WH Video - VP in Argentina 8/17/17
youtu.be/z59gQ-3T6tE
>US Trade Rep Lighthizer opening stmt @NAFTA renegotiation 8/16/17
youtu.be/55lEe9vNBgU
>State Dept Press Brief to Foreign Press (Heather) 8/16/17
youtu.be/TucrORIHSpM
>VP Pence @Adv Prosperity&Econ Growth Conf in Chile 8/16/17
youtu.be/YGY4pqLWaCQ?t=43m52s
>VP Pence/Chile Pres Bachelet press conf 8/16/17
youtu.be/slmSImGiusA
>VA Sec Shulkin Press Brief on HR3218 8/16/17
youtu.be/5savWaYERFw
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT

FUN STUFF
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
>MatrixTrump
youtu.be/hcbleAlHN1s
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>NEVER GIVE UP
youtu.be/OSJDhZvLtak
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk

OP pastebin: pastebin.com/nygxu29R
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businessinsider.com/assange-turned-down-documents-related-to-russian-government-corruption-2017-8
archive.is/NOVx9
knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/liberal-twitter-emoji-war
youtube.com/watch?v=ALpr54N_8JY
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

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>B A S E D

I can take over I guess.

Thanks for the threads, OP.
Here's a classic Awoo for your trouble

That's all for me for tonight, folks. Work comes early.

archive.is/yMlza

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The mods banned me for three days for being off topic because I asked who else was AMD masterrace after finding out the Intel CEO is a colossal faggot, so fuck 'em. During my hiatus I used all of my artistic ability to create a new meme based on how fake news reporters ask obviously fake news questions then spin the answer as even more fake news. Here's the template and I'll post the couple I came up with. Enjoy, make your own, do whatever, I'm not the most clever so sorry if these aren't funny enough for you.

APOLOGIZE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Do muggles have a right to enter hogwartz

Is it discrimination to keep them out over something they can't control?? That they were born with?

Reminder: Conserve your energy
Get out and MAGA
Make babies

>I can't get enough of it
>tfw a habbening fag is the chief strategist of PotUS

Sometimes, I wonder that if I hadn't dropped out of college and joined the Navy, would I have gone mad like almost every other black person in this country?

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>Honorary white.

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Dis be what it sounds like, when gay niggas cry. Like doves n sheeiit.

Goodnight, thanks for baking

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like they can keep us away.

Holy shit are the leftist media going all out or what?

Did you see the "late night talk show hosts" have a band together against Trump movement going on because he said both sides were to blame instead of just the right?

WTF, I'm a Trump fan now.

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Well?
Let me see your face.

Holy shit, Kim Jong Un is behind all this!!!

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I'm not racist but, even the black guy on CNN is Jewish. Wow.

>liberal jews
when you forget you're cryptoing

Checked

alex jones telecast from the street>

here he is saying the globalists (via gary cohn) manipulated the stock market today because bannon may have trump's ear about finally purging cohn-dina powell-kushner

youtube.com/watch?v=YwRJAmW05mo

keep crying bitch nigga

Trump condemned all of the violence and was quite clear about that, then specifically denounced the KKK and Nazis. It's not an opinion, it's literally exactly what he says in his press release.

What fuckery is this? The left has nothing bad to say so they go to straight up misreporting what he says now?

Sure your ban wasn't for spamming and being a general faggot.

all I've got. Roast me, see if you actually hurt my feelings. LOCK HER UP

That's a strong intersectionality hand he's got there.
He may have to cut off his dick once everyone in his party is a trans and converts to Islam though.

Oh wait, "godmother", I read "grandmother", but who knows?

can anyone in this thread tell me what trump has done so far? I want to vote for the first time in my 8 years of being able to vote next time but honestly don't know what he's done and can't find it.

kek, I have screencapped somewhere

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Which of you is baking? Technically Aoba poster offered first but if either of you wished to do so more please sort it out to prevent any confusion.

this can be good. just try not to keep them wordy

FUCKING NORKS!

tHROW HER IN THE CLINK
>AMD IS THE PATRICIAN PROCESSOR OF CHOICE
>NOW IF THEY COULD ONLY MAKE A GRAPHICS CARD THAT COULD COMPETE WITHOUT DRAWING 500W FFS

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Fake news.

Check his website. You will find a list of campaign promises.

I haven't watched late night talk shows regularly since Craig Ferguson left.

Sorry Aoba poster can take over. Missed it when I scrolled over

for the 6:00 thread pls

Bannon played them like a fucking fiddle.

I will not let this snake into my bussum

kek. They all have that "Shit. What do we do now?" face.

Got it. Now I'm going to see if I can fix my other monitor because I'm down to only one like a fucking third world savage.

first time in a trump general and Im really loving the OC you fuckers make

im done so you can be happy in your life again
lol I listened to NPR on my way back from work this morning and heard them talking with the guy Bannon called. The guy seemed to be annoyed that (((they))) wanted to focus on negative-Bannon stuff and not what his opinions actually were imo

They are writing hit pieces on assange

businessinsider.com/assange-turned-down-documents-related-to-russian-government-corruption-2017-8

Seen 2 anti assange threads in the last ten minutes as well

Please archive it archive.is/NOVx9

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>this is trending
What the fuck...

knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/liberal-twitter-emoji-war

My favorite OC from the great meme war

You were given a choice, you chose to be raped and murdered, you chose this, it was a choice, that you chose. Is voting to hard for you?because your choices are what you chose

You voted for it.....what do you want

I know he belongs to the administration, forgot what for. Anyone has the big enchilada on what sheriff Clarke does?

Wha?

Just want to say I support the Nazis over the SJW leftist commie fucks.

I want you to have my babies, Nor-bot

Aoba is taking over, sorry folks

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How the fuck do you have a non-Christian godmother??!!

Fucking kek

Liberals will always lose the emoji war as long as there is one that looks like a dick

the same face I've worn since 11/8/17.

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Good point.

>I know he belongs to the administration, forgot what for. Anyone has the big enchilada on what sheriff Clarke does?
He currently doesn't, he was offered an appointment to the DHS but ended up turning it down due to things dug up about alleged past plagiarism and controversy on an inmate that died.

At this point I'm convinced the major media outlets are a legitimate 5th column. I can't believe they are behaving the way they are just to get ratings. They've been doing this since President Trump started running and it's not getting them any more viewers.

If the SJWs hadn't come for my video games I would never have gone full 1488.

I can bake

I couldn't give two fucking shits about "muh alt right" but now that dipshit kid running over some fat bitch triggers this fucking statue removal event and I'm angry.
Removal of monuments is an awful thing and I have no doubt these neo-bolshevik groups will move on to book burning and targeted harassment and maybe even murder.

It wasn't supposed to be like this, but by God I really want to hang these bolsheviks from lampposts.
I don't even like Trump but he was completely right and handled the situation like he should have.

Hmm...

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You would have. Pls don't be the nigger who's always lazy and blasting lil yachy and gay rap music out their phone as they do work.
>t. Army

Same. I just wanted to be left alone.

By being a lying nigger

>and maybe even murder.
They already killed a bunch of folks

This user's green text is pretty much what exactly happened.

Kek bless

wow

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Undocumented Mexicans are criminals though.

>I can't get enough

The irony is palpable

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh god they really have zero self-awareness oh lawd

they mistook our disinterest for weakness. We'd be the perfect bogeyman, they thought. Stupid gashes are going to take this fucking they've earned for the next eight god damn years.

What the hell. That sucks. Kind of dumb on his part, not like even a real controversy can tarnish the image of the Trump administration on the media any more than what it is already. Just call them fake jews, kek

was the song
youtube.com/watch?v=ALpr54N_8JY

These people are sick.

I still find it fucking amazing that Bannon of all people is the Chief Strategist for the President of the United States. It would have been unthinkable two years ago that the CEO of Breitbart would be in that position

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