The mods banned me for three days for being off topic because I asked who else was AMD masterrace after finding out the Intel CEO is a colossal faggot, so fuck 'em. During my hiatus I used all of my artistic ability to create a new meme based on how fake news reporters ask obviously fake news questions then spin the answer as even more fake news. Here's the template and I'll post the couple I came up with. Enjoy, make your own, do whatever, I'm not the most clever so sorry if these aren't funny enough for you.
Blake Watson
APOLOGIZE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lucas Davis
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Isaiah Moore
Do muggles have a right to enter hogwartz
Is it discrimination to keep them out over something they can't control?? That they were born with?
Juan Martinez
Reminder: Conserve your energy Get out and MAGA Make babies
Oliver Edwards
>I can't get enough of it >tfw a habbening fag is the chief strategist of PotUS
Eli Watson
Sometimes, I wonder that if I hadn't dropped out of college and joined the Navy, would I have gone mad like almost every other black person in this country?
Andrew Rivera
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Hunter Davis
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Isaiah Miller
>Honorary white.
Thomas Sanchez
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Jason Rivera
Dis be what it sounds like, when gay niggas cry. Like doves n sheeiit.
Thomas King
Goodnight, thanks for baking
Christopher Long
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Hunter Cox
like they can keep us away.
Isaac Murphy
Holy shit are the leftist media going all out or what?
Did you see the "late night talk show hosts" have a band together against Trump movement going on because he said both sides were to blame instead of just the right?
WTF, I'm a Trump fan now.
Jaxon Powell
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Bentley Ross
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John Clark
Well? Let me see your face.
Caleb Phillips
Holy shit, Kim Jong Un is behind all this!!!
Camden Garcia
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Henry Reyes
I'm not racist but, even the black guy on CNN is Jewish. Wow.
William Gray
>liberal jews when you forget you're cryptoing
Henry Lopez
Checked
Sebastian Jenkins
alex jones telecast from the street>
here he is saying the globalists (via gary cohn) manipulated the stock market today because bannon may have trump's ear about finally purging cohn-dina powell-kushner
Trump condemned all of the violence and was quite clear about that, then specifically denounced the KKK and Nazis. It's not an opinion, it's literally exactly what he says in his press release.
What fuckery is this? The left has nothing bad to say so they go to straight up misreporting what he says now?
Jackson Foster
Sure your ban wasn't for spamming and being a general faggot.
Hunter Fisher
all I've got. Roast me, see if you actually hurt my feelings. LOCK HER UP
Josiah Jenkins
That's a strong intersectionality hand he's got there. He may have to cut off his dick once everyone in his party is a trans and converts to Islam though.
Jeremiah Butler
Oh wait, "godmother", I read "grandmother", but who knows?
Kevin Stewart
can anyone in this thread tell me what trump has done so far? I want to vote for the first time in my 8 years of being able to vote next time but honestly don't know what he's done and can't find it.
Bentley Rodriguez
kek, I have screencapped somewhere
Charles Rogers
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Charles Gutierrez
Which of you is baking? Technically Aoba poster offered first but if either of you wished to do so more please sort it out to prevent any confusion.
Aiden Adams
this can be good. just try not to keep them wordy
Brayden Cooper
FUCKING NORKS!
Ryder Parker
tHROW HER IN THE CLINK >AMD IS THE PATRICIAN PROCESSOR OF CHOICE >NOW IF THEY COULD ONLY MAKE A GRAPHICS CARD THAT COULD COMPETE WITHOUT DRAWING 500W FFS
Jackson Fisher
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Oliver Walker
Fake news.
Asher Sanchez
Check his website. You will find a list of campaign promises.
Kayden Stewart
I haven't watched late night talk shows regularly since Craig Ferguson left.
Adam Bailey
Sorry Aoba poster can take over. Missed it when I scrolled over
Ayden Miller
for the 6:00 thread pls
Anthony Lee
Bannon played them like a fucking fiddle.
Samuel Gutierrez
I will not let this snake into my bussum
Andrew Miller
kek. They all have that "Shit. What do we do now?" face.
Anthony Sanders
Got it. Now I'm going to see if I can fix my other monitor because I'm down to only one like a fucking third world savage.
Christian Martin
first time in a trump general and Im really loving the OC you fuckers make
Oliver Ortiz
im done so you can be happy in your life again lol I listened to NPR on my way back from work this morning and heard them talking with the guy Bannon called. The guy seemed to be annoyed that (((they))) wanted to focus on negative-Bannon stuff and not what his opinions actually were imo
You were given a choice, you chose to be raped and murdered, you chose this, it was a choice, that you chose. Is voting to hard for you?because your choices are what you chose
You voted for it.....what do you want
Jackson Lopez
I know he belongs to the administration, forgot what for. Anyone has the big enchilada on what sheriff Clarke does?
Hunter White
Wha?
Jonathan Fisher
Just want to say I support the Nazis over the SJW leftist commie fucks.
Dominic Garcia
I want you to have my babies, Nor-bot
Brody Sullivan
Aoba is taking over, sorry folks
William Hall
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Jaxon Powell
How the fuck do you have a non-Christian godmother??!!
Lincoln White
Fucking kek
Levi Green
Liberals will always lose the emoji war as long as there is one that looks like a dick
Leo Evans
the same face I've worn since 11/8/17.
Austin Miller
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Isaiah Gray
Good point.
Daniel Mitchell
>I know he belongs to the administration, forgot what for. Anyone has the big enchilada on what sheriff Clarke does? He currently doesn't, he was offered an appointment to the DHS but ended up turning it down due to things dug up about alleged past plagiarism and controversy on an inmate that died.
Lucas Wright
At this point I'm convinced the major media outlets are a legitimate 5th column. I can't believe they are behaving the way they are just to get ratings. They've been doing this since President Trump started running and it's not getting them any more viewers.
Henry Young
If the SJWs hadn't come for my video games I would never have gone full 1488.
David Moore
I can bake
Adam Rivera
I couldn't give two fucking shits about "muh alt right" but now that dipshit kid running over some fat bitch triggers this fucking statue removal event and I'm angry. Removal of monuments is an awful thing and I have no doubt these neo-bolshevik groups will move on to book burning and targeted harassment and maybe even murder.
It wasn't supposed to be like this, but by God I really want to hang these bolsheviks from lampposts. I don't even like Trump but he was completely right and handled the situation like he should have.
Luke Diaz
Hmm...
Jacob Scott
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Carson Butler
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Joseph Lee
You would have. Pls don't be the nigger who's always lazy and blasting lil yachy and gay rap music out their phone as they do work. >t. Army
Jayden Jones
Same. I just wanted to be left alone.
Samuel Bell
By being a lying nigger
Anthony Wright
>and maybe even murder. They already killed a bunch of folks
Daniel Wright
This user's green text is pretty much what exactly happened.
Kek bless
wow
Daniel Sanchez
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Nicholas Hernandez
Undocumented Mexicans are criminals though.
Ryder Scott
>I can't get enough
Jonathan Scott
The irony is palpable
Jacob Gutierrez
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh god they really have zero self-awareness oh lawd
Grayson Green
they mistook our disinterest for weakness. We'd be the perfect bogeyman, they thought. Stupid gashes are going to take this fucking they've earned for the next eight god damn years.
Easton Watson
What the hell. That sucks. Kind of dumb on his part, not like even a real controversy can tarnish the image of the Trump administration on the media any more than what it is already. Just call them fake jews, kek
I still find it fucking amazing that Bannon of all people is the Chief Strategist for the President of the United States. It would have been unthinkable two years ago that the CEO of Breitbart would be in that position
