The official "Dear Vlad Please Nuke"

The official "Dear Vlad Please Nuke"
wish list.

I'll start us off with Ferguson.

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Kremlin

Sweden

saudi arabia

Canada. Also Voronezh.

everything

United states of america, united kingdom, japan

Israel

Chicago. California.

The British convict colony.

America with the exception of maine texas and a arkansas

Berlin and Brussels

Melbourne

Mininnuke calais, south of Spain and nuke Greece. No offence to these countries, but the radiation will serve as a natural safety barrier to keep out rapefugees. The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.

Moscow

Berlin, London, Brussels, Albania just to appease god, every single Shitskin and Islamic country including Chechnia and last but not least, every single gypsy village

desu

Can we please limit this to one nuke per request? He only has 7000 to go around.
This also means the geo size should be about 5 km radius (10 diam)

This

America

That's too vague. Nukes are powerful but they're not magic.

inefficient.

nukes take out a circle of land. you need a linear barrier.

a much better option:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sentry_gun

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standard answer incoming:

middle east, northern africa. all of it.
all of it

just all of it

Dear Vlad, please don't nuke US, just use hydrogen bombs on CA and NJ, because nukes would cause San Andreas to get fucked up and Yellowstone volcano could go off fuckong the world up