/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - ALL SMILES EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
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WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF

APPEARANCES
>VP Pence @Cocoli Locks Panama City, Panama 8/17/17
youtu.be/rsJwRDtZAqY
>Ramzpaul - The Alt Right - What Went Wrong?
youtu.be/n8VYmY89_KU
>SoS T-Rex/DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis @US-JAP Security Consultative Committee 8/17/17
youtu.be/0wZ8uSL_lrM
>WH Video - Meet the Cabinet #4 SBA Admin McMahon 8/17/17
youtu.be/qSzDkgOF5xg
>WH Video - VP in Argentina 8/17/17
youtu.be/z59gQ-3T6tE
>US Trade Rep Lighthizer opening stmt @NAFTA renegotiation 8/16/17
youtu.be/55lEe9vNBgU
>State Dept Press Brief to Foreign Press (Heather) 8/16/17
youtu.be/TucrORIHSpM
>VP Pence @Adv Prosperity&Econ Growth Conf in Chile 8/16/17
youtu.be/YGY4pqLWaCQ?t=43m52s
>VP Pence/Chile Pres Bachelet press conf 8/16/17
youtu.be/slmSImGiusA
>VA Sec Shulkin Press Brief on HR3218 8/16/17
youtu.be/5savWaYERFw
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT

FUN STUFF
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
>MatrixTrump
youtu.be/hcbleAlHN1s
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>NEVER GIVE UP
youtu.be/OSJDhZvLtak
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk

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reuters.com/article/us-northkorea-missiles-idUSKCN1AY0HL
scmp.com/news/asia/diplomacy/article/2107388/top-american-general-warns-north-korea-attack-japan-attack-us
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ctvnews.ca/world/estimates-of-north-korea-s-nuclear-weapons-hard-to-nail-down-1.3551321
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ibtimes.co.uk/us-army-will-field-upgraded-stryker-vehicles-europe-combat-russian-aggression-1635588
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reuters.com/article/us-usa-afghanistan-airforce-idUSKCN1AY0RY
israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/234114
news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/fk-white-people-exhibition-racist-ff-plus-20170113
twitter.com/Europarl_EN/status/898157225553743872
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MAGA

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This guy just made your snowflake president cry. he will step down tomorrow

Needs updating. Kekistan flags and sargon.

*DAILY GUIDANCE AND PRESS SCHEDULE FOR*

*FRIDAY, AUGUST 18, 2017*

In the morning, President Donald J. Trump will depart Morristown, New Jersey for Hagerstown Regional Airport en route to Camp David.The President will then participate in a working lunch. In the afternoon, the President will participate in a briefing with the National Security Council. The President will then depart Camp David for Hagerstown Regional Airport, en route to Morristown Municipal Airport. The President will depart Morristown Municipal Airport to Bedminster, New Jersey.

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Sanctuary cities blown the fuck out when?

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Hot.

>alt right: what went wrong?

kek, TrumpOP just btfo all the spencerfags

Hope everyone has a nice, relaxing weekend. Because Monday it lights the fuck off.

Wasserman Schultz' ex-IT aide indicted on 4 counts
Imran Awan, a former IT aide for Democratic Florida Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz, was indicted Thursday on four counts
foxnews.com/politics/2017/08/17/wasserman-schultz-ex-it-aide-indicted-on-4-counts.html
washingtonexaminer.com/former-it-staffer-for-debbie-wasserman-schultz-imran-awan-indicted-for-bank-fraud/article/2631902

Kek, barely noticed

>Top U.S. general reaffirms commitment to Japan amid North Korea tensions
reuters.com/article/us-northkorea-missiles-idUSKCN1AY0HL

>Top American general warns North Korea that ‘an attack on Japan is an attack on US’
scmp.com/news/asia/diplomacy/article/2107388/top-american-general-warns-north-korea-attack-japan-attack-us

>U.S. Ospreys join joint drill in N. Japan amid concerns for planes' safety
archive.is/GNhOn

>Estimates of North Korea's nuclear weapons hard to nail down
ctvnews.ca/world/estimates-of-north-korea-s-nuclear-weapons-hard-to-nail-down-1.3551321

>S. Korea, U.S. to conduct military drills similar to last year's
english.yonhapnews.co.kr/news/2017/08/18/0200000000AEN20170818005951315.html?input=rss

>US Army will field upgraded Stryker vehicles in Europe to combat 'Russian aggression'
ibtimes.co.uk/us-army-will-field-upgraded-stryker-vehicles-europe-combat-russian-aggression-1635588

>Key Assad adviser accuses U.S.-led coalition of trying to fragment Syria
archive.is/pNYyV

>US-Backed Kurdish YPG Reveal: U.S. Military to Stay in Syria ‘For Decades’
archive.is/rllDY

>As U.S. debates policy, Afghan pilots fear for families' lives
reuters.com/article/us-usa-afghanistan-airforce-idUSKCN1AY0RY

>Mossad Chief: Connection between Israel and the US 'strong and enduring' - US, Israel hold joint security meeting on Iran, Hezbollah, and Syria
israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/234114

Not all cars

Monday is the Eclipse...

A scapegoat. Not holding my breath on this going anywhere, he was a dead man the moment he tried leaving the country, anyways

>eyes pierce the soul of the reds he just killed
>implying commies have souls

Come here and say that to my face

I can't wait.

what the fuck is their obsession with diapers

At this point he's Louise Mensch tier except unironic

It's going to be one hell of a happening.

They have an obsession with pee pee and poo poo, because they are on the same mental level as a toddler

They have the minds of toddlers.

>post yfw ALT LEFT

I feel it should say BEEP!

Anyone got a screengrab of the sextuplet 6 get that said the Eclipse would mark the start of Civil War 2: This Time We Won't Miss a Jew?

An infantilized people, will have an... unhealthy fascination with infants. It's best not to think about it.

You heard me, cat lady.

Now

>Post YFW You crack open a nazi skull

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qt degenerate, needs to have all her piercings sown together and a 4 year enlistment in Afghanistan after marines boot camp.

Are there any good U.S. senators?

Cruz is on a redemption arc.

Randlet?

See, I told you white people are dangerous!
>Captcha: Spazi

SAUCE FUCKING NOWWWWW

Anyone have any General Pershing salt?

>tfw I only read the headlines

>lets dress up like ISIS and kill nazis!

White people, this country is for EVERYONE! You have no place here!

Rand isn't blind swamp

That was a fun day. The catalog was actually enjoyable for once, especially when Moldylocks's axe wound was spread eagle for all of Sup Forums to see
>So this is the power of Antifa...

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rand paul didn't say shit
trey gowdy not really

Rand Paul, Cruz, Rohrabacher, Sessions was one, Strange, Shelby, Perdue, and Manchin.

This guy was living in my area not too long ago. That's at UCT.

>US military will stay in syria for decades

Great, brace yourselves for the Best GeneralTM to come here and chimp out again

Basically just him and Bernie on both sides working for what they believe in and then everyone else in the middle trying to make their donors happy

Who is this worthless LARPing faggot

I'm always prepared to laugh at how ineffectual Fluffy can be

Pretty sure they also have a deviantart account just so they can wank it to diaper pics

>tfw live 20 min away from Hagerstown Airport

>Rand
"Muh risk saving pools!"- ACA

That's evapolack.

>eclipse monday
>sun spots about to spew a CME in our direction this weekend
this is the end, isnt it

i thought it was a female

He asked if there were decent people in there who aren't too shit basically. Rand is about as good as it gets.

Golly, you weeping little victim-complex Trumpcucks sure are shocked to discover how little patience AMERICA has with the "hey we're not ALL Nazis" excuse.

kellyanne conway has dropped her position in trumps cabinet and just joined a kpop group in south korea

her group becomes the most popular in history
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she is the most loved person in kpop and featured on all the billboards across the country


this is a video of her giving an interview after one of her shows

it turns out kellyanne seduced the nuclear codes off trump before she left

kellyanne gives all the nuclear codes to kim jong un and they bring about the final solution to the world with a nuke in every major city

in order to bring about the world with kellyanne face on every street corner

>Bernie
>Not doing what his donors want him to

He literally dropped out for a nice summer home and a plane ride, he's the poster donor boy

/sg/ had a larp meet IRL, it appears.

I know, I meant Fluffy would come from /sg/ like he always does

it's too bad Tom Cotton is a filthy kike then i would have considered him a decent Senator

I realized as I'd sent it, my bad. Some people thought him posting leftypol memes was fluffy, stupidly.

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fug that may kill us

Randlet.

>rand paul

ahahahahahahahahahahah

His donors are gullible college gommies and he isn't doing anything to please them by shilling for hillary and buying new cars

Independent Kurdistan requires US protection.

Reminder Kanye will secure your children a safe future free from nigger culture come 2024

Yes, he is one of the better senators. If you had an actual counterpoint we could discuss the matter.

Cotton isn't Jewish?

never forget that even his own people hate him. he's got a very fragile ego, and he most likely only has control over what he posts, he wants to pretend he's a le ebin troll triggering retarded r/donald rednecks, because deep inside, he is a small, pathetic insect. hence, his nickname, because in the end, it's all just barking from a small, adorable dog

dumb joeposter

He gave up his candidacy, which could have proven to be a much bigger threat to trump than hillary, because he sold out. He's no different than the other politicians, he just pretends to be

Fair enough, he's at least consistent in his libertarian beliefs

shit, we're ded

What happens Monday? Did I miss something?

No, his name is Dean Hutton.
news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/fk-white-people-exhibition-racist-ff-plus-20170113

watch this you faggots

fuck i could have sworn he was

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Breddy cool way to go though, desu

EYES OPEN

NO FEAR

BE SAFE EVERYONE

Which is so fucking stupid

Why didn't we just install another Sunni in Iraq back in 2003 that we could manipulate and control if we were so scared of the Shias taking over the region

You don't give a shia majority country a democracy if you don't want Iran friendly shias to take over

>M-MAGIC ISN'T REAL, HARRY POTTER IS FICTION!

Then how do you explain this picture, nazis? The power of love will literally kill nazis and a fascist police state

You better watch out, you can't keep us pent down for long

Shit, I better wank like there's no tomorrow.

Hey Faggots,
My name is Hillary, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on shareblue.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the DNC, and starter on my child trafficking ring. What do you do, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get all the delegate votes, and have a banging hot girlfriend, Huma, (She just ate me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch.

Cotton.

It's a woman that identifies as a man.

Agreed.

BABY WANT MILK

About fucking time.

Why does the EU parliament to adamantly push refugees and illegal migration and why are they putting out propaganda in favor of it when they are a legislative body?

twitter.com/Europarl_EN/status/898157225553743872

>ayo, homie, check dat shit out, we bagged uz a white bitch!

Forgot pic.