Woman in Alabama lost in 5 square mile forrest for 28days

She turned black in the process and now told her story on live TV. The charges against her were dropped only 2 days before she re-emerged naked from the forrest.

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Lisa Theris, 25, said she spent 25 days desperately looking for a road or a person while the legally blind and completely naked radiology student survived on berries and mushroom.

She drank water from muddy puddles, or if it rained, she would squeeze the moisture out of her hair.

Police are not doubting her story, with the bites and stings covering her legs and arms as well as her 40 lbs. weight loss seeming to confirm her story.

There are questions however about how she ended up in the woods, and the possibility that she may have been drugged by two men she was with just before she disappeared.

Also of interest is the fact that she emerged just two days after disorderly conduct charges were dropped against her in court, with the former Hooters waitress presumed to be dead.


dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4799238/Woman-survived-month-woods-wanted-court.html#ixzz4q6mCUYiB

Are you starting a YLYL thread?

what is YLYL?

>of interest is the fact that she emerged just two days after disorderly conduct charges were dropped against her in court

THIS IS VERY OBVIOUSLY A SKINWALKER WEARING HER SKIN WHICH HAS BEEN TANNED LIKE LEATHER TO PREVENT IT FROM ROTTING OFF AND REVEALING THE THING THAT IS WEARING IT

>left before ordeal
>eight after being admitted...
>eight
They throw these fucking stories out so fast these days that they don't even proof read them for typos.
If this was a one-off, I wouldn't make this point, but this is regular now.
Media is a joke (for more reasons than just typos). Stop reading this kind of shit.

>turns into a literal cromagnon breadcrust complexion

can be two things historically
you laugh you lose
you love you lose
now get the fuck back to facebook
or at least for god's sake just shut the fuck up (lurk moar)

She was with 2 men in their 30s who were planning to rob a house when she ran off into the woods right before her court date.

>legally blind
And she can look straight at the camera like that?

How can you be presumed dead after only a month?

wtf I hate house negros now.

>legally blind
>radiology student
radiology is the specialty where you look at radiographs and write reports on them. Not something you can do while blind.

How can she work at hooters while being legally blind?

>what are glasses

As funny as this story is, it's pretty impressive that she managed to survive seeing as she's blind.

In amerilard land "legally blind" is une mauvaise vue. She can still see with corrective lenses

/x/ tier fake news

"legally blind" means your eyesight is so bad you cannot see without aid.
Does not mean that she is literally blind.

Most likely she uses contacts and had to toss them when she was out in the woods.

>going feral turned her into a nigger
Huh...

Sup Forums ?

>employing that

the absolute state of hooters

i wouldn't worry about it.

orly? that's totally retarded .. fuck murrica

New fad diet discovered! We should meme this

also the PC version is "Fleshgait", check your privilege Nihon

take this to /x/

hell of a way to dodge a court date

How the fuck can you be a blind waitress at hooters?

damn, getting lost did her wonders

If you live like an animal, eventually you become one. Big surprise.

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>blind
>radiology student
>waitress

WTF?

>How the fuck can you be a blind waitress at hooters?
Don't be a racist. She is black.

>damn, getting lost did her wonders
She looks like an Egyptian now.

The Alabama police has no reason to doubt her story, as she has marks on her legs and back.

it's better than how she used to look

that whiteness HNGG

How the fuck did she get lost for 28 days when the forest is only 5 miles in any direction lmao

gtfo Lindsey Graham

lurk moar

She didn't. It's fake news.

Shes Pocahontas now!!!

How the fuck does a nip know about our native cryptids? Are they just that cool?

He's probably a native Alabama man teaching nips english.

How can she work at Hooters without... hooters?

Psyop bread. That's not the same girl. One girl went into the woods and another came out. She's still back there, in the woods. Person pretending to be her is living a double life to cover up her murder

Holy shitskin can we stop posting this story? It's obvious the media is trying to help this botch get away from her disorderly conduct charges by continuing her lie that she was lost. She fucking hid in the forest until they dropped charges. It's fucking obvious.

>NUTRITIONISTS AND GYM OWNERS HATE HER
>LEARN HOW TO LOSE 40 LBS. IN 25 DAYS WITH ONE SIMPLE TRICK

In 1965 there was a guy that didn't consume any food for like a year. You can live off your fat for a very long time. You need water though.

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How the fuck do you get lost for a month in 5sq miles of woods? Walk in a straight line for fucks sake. Women are worthless.

More undeniably verifiable proof that white people should not be living below the 60th parallel.

Depends in the situation. If you are in a plane crash and your body isn't found with the plane you can be assumed dead that quick.

I do not think this case applies to that. Look up the Maura Murray case. Missing over ten years and not assumed dead or declared dead.

Climb a tall tree and you'd probably see civilization.

What a coincidence!

Looks way cuter desu

t. schizo
She has the same facial features

That's pretty fucking sad. All you have to do is stare at a tree, walk to that tree, look for a tree behind it, walk towards it, and so forth for 2 miles... How can somebody be so pathetic?

It's actually 2.25 miles in any direction...

>I will never find my very own naked lady in the woods

Can confirm, I've killed two skinwalkers in the swamp behind my trailer. Fuckers killed my dog

they left out the part of her also being deaf

>Frenchie talking shit about America

>In North America and most of Europe, legal blindness is defined as visual acuity (vision) of 20/200 (6/60) or less in the better eye with best correction possible.

So 10% vision WITH glasses. I have around that without glasses so I know much it is. It's pretty shit but you could still barely manage to wait tables, although you wouldn't really see people raising their finger to call you from more than a few meters away.

>doesnt eat for 28 day
>is still a fatass

only in america

Remember this when people try to say the Ancient Greeks and Romans were black this is what people look like without all the modern makeup and lifestyle she looks exactly like the images of Ancient Europeans.

Calm down marine, you're gonna panic-eat all of your crayons and you won't have any left in the morning.

She survived the vision quest. She can now join the tribe.

bongs are just as fat as burgers, Rashid.

nonsense my turkish friend

I remember in the past when there wasn't so many clickbait fake news articles on the internet. You must make decent money from these things.

Looks thin to me.

>it`s all muscles, i swear!

>tfw living in a 68% fat community but dont know more than a handful of people who are fat

Its a Nazi codeword for the next rally. Every 20th post is a clue.

Lurk moar faggot

I hate Nazis.

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>>tfw living in a 68% fat community but dont know more than a handful of people who are fat
That is because you perceive obese people as normal.

did you even read the thread abdul?

Her tan is fake as shit, was it like that before lbecause I just spent the last month hiking in glacier national park and didn't get that tan.

5 square miles is like 3200 acres, she could have walked any direction for an hour and got out. I use to hunt on a 4000 acre ranch and could walk the whole edge of the property in aout bour hours.

Went in a goy, came out a Jewess.

>5 miles
>28 days
couldnt she get out in 1 day by going in a straight direction?

Women lying? To get on the news??? Nooooo...