What is official alignment for Sup Forums?

What is official alignment for Sup Forums?

Chaotic neutral?

Yes

chaotic evil, duh

yes

I actually Twist and Tuck. I'm shocked at how accurate that diagram actually is

100% chaotic neutral
p.s. i like this

Yeah, twist and tuck here, I'm not some profligate scum that goes out of my way to buy a special box just for bread.

Twist and tuck, it doesn't require any fastener or knots, it's fast and effective and easy to open. Bred stays moust. It just makes the most sense.

I'm chaotic neutral.
Fuck lawful evil.

lawful neutral, chaotic neutral or neutral evil

Chaotic neutral ;)

This thread isn't politics or news. Fuck off.

i'm neutral evil, definitely. sometimes lawful evil or chaotic neutral

Twist and tuck is the only way

Only autists and fags use clips or retwist the tie onto the bag

lawful neutral
but the redpill is that every one of those ways is a way to get Jew'd. (((bread)))

chaotic neutral. twist and tuck for best results for the least effort in storage and retrieval.

Yeah wtf.

I don't eat bread

true neutral

Neutral Good

I've always been chaotic neutral

Twist and tuck. I thought I was the only one

I always lose the bag clips after I open them first time gotta twist and tuck them

A-am I the only one with a bread-box?. Quite accurate too, I most often play LG paladin

Obviously Lawful Good

twist and tuck, why would you waste more time on doing anything else when it's just as effective?

I use a breadbox if I can, twist and tuck if none are available.

Completely unrelated:
In the west we like to say "thats a lot of dough" referring to money, but when I am talking to Russian grill online she says "thats some heavy bread" instead.
Also, Lawful Good.

>What is official alignment for Sup Forums?

Sweaty obese.

Twist and tuck. It's quick and easy.

Real G over here

TWIST AND TUCK MASTER RACE

>tfw chaotic neutral as fuck

I'd make the argument for Chaotic Good.
>callous and crude, blunt, uncaring of what others think of them
>nobody really looks to you as the proverbial knight in shining armor, nor do you think yourselves as such
>but when it comes down to it, though the longer term results can be rather chaotic, Sup Forums tends to rally behind good and noble causes
>or at least ones that have funny results

You guys are alright, when you read between the memes.

Twist and tuck but I [spoiler]succ the air out[/spoiler] first.

where my neutral evil boys at

I just tuck the bag inside a bread box

>buying presliced bread
>worrying about storage because you can't finish a load of bread per day
consider yourselves nonwhite

Sup Forums is actually lawful good. all the chaotic trolls and chaotic shit posters and neutral evil shills are what shift the alignment to chaotic neutral.

this pic triggers my inner autist

true neutral should be neutral neutral

I do the chaotic neutral with my bread so yeah I guess.

Chaotic neutral - fast and easy

Twists, tuck, not give a fuck

>A-am I the only one with a bread-box?
nah bread boxes are comfy as fuck, I've got a nice wooden one that fits in perfectly in my kitchen

Lawful good
Feels huwhite man

>not knowing it's from /ck/

The bread box is not hermetic enough

Chaotic neutral

Lawful evil

>tfw lawful neutral autist virgin

What is a twisty tie?

>tfw twist, clip, and tuck
>tfw ascended

Chaotic neutral. It's the most efficient technique when you think about it

I bet you keep it right next to your churn and bakelite set

tying a knot

cross board exportation and reimportation of memes can be very fun.

Yes, I've been chaotic neutral for years.
Just throw away the tie immediately.

I need a png of that Hitler seal of approval.

A better question: Which orangutan alignment is the official orangutan alignment of Sup Forums?

Chaotic neutral. I can't get the things back on the bag without snapping them.

neutral evil, why does anyone not just tuck the end of the bag under the bread?

who /neutral evil/ here?

Burger alignment while we're at it.

>lawful on the right
this triggers me

next to my knife set

I too use a breadbox, brother.

twist and tuck is a sign of a highly intelligent and practical being

Chaotic neutral and when i'm lazy sometimes neutral evil.

>pirates not evil

Twist and tuck - otherwise you're constantly snapping yourself with rubber bands or tearing open the bag putting those little clippy things on and off every time, and nobody has enough chip clips that they can afford to use them on breadbags

If anything, pirates are more evil than an unthinking demon only following its nature.

Chaotic stupid

its probably the closest yeah

twist and tuck all day...kinda sounds like a tranny move

wow gotem. go tell reddit about that sick burn

lawful good

Pirates should be neutral-evil
They are organized and have their own code of conduct, that contradicts chaos, even if they are chaotic seeming. That sets them inbetween lawful and chaotic.
They serve only themselves. They don't randomly intervene to help the downtrodden now and then, like Aladdin some bullshit.

Bottom right. That orangutan looks fucking redpilled.

tfw chaotic neutral

Checked and same.

Should we do some outreach? We might destroy some of the myopic cancer that infests this board and bring the site together.

Lawful Good

neutral good

Are you my 94 year old grandpa?

Not knowing your DND memes. Gtfo normie.

That is some spooky shit right there.

>claim lawful good
>post pics of lawful evil

What did they mean by this?

lawful neutral

Chaotic good.

He was answering with his own alignment, as a joke. Good job, retard.

Alternate between twist and tuck and just tucking. Occasionally reuse the bag clip (only when I don't destroy it trying to open the bread) and sometimes leave the bag open but only when I plan to have more bread later. What does that balance out to?

chaotic neutral...

Lawful Good - Youre all a bunch of bourgeoisie bread bastards

Lawful Neutral - Makes sense

Lawful Evil - I AM NOT TYING AND RETYING THE KNOT

Neutral Good - THIS ISNT A BREAD APPROVED ACCESSORY

True Neutral - STOP USING UNAPPROVED BREAD TYING ACCESSORIES

Neutral Evil - Acceptable, this is the most efficient method. The bread will not go stale and you dont need to fiddle with bread tying accessories

Chaotic Good - WHY ARE YOU USING GARBAGE TO STORE FOOD

Chaotic Neutral - this works very well too, very efficient

Chaotic Evil - Dumb. The bread goes stale.

i have no alignment but im practical, I use the microwave to keep fresh and dont give a shit about the bag..

twist and fuck

yes

Chaotic evil giving way to lawful evil

Twist and tuck. Just like my nutsack when I use a Windows operating system.

Why wouldn't you just use the clip that comes with the bread you savages? Anything not lawful good, neutral good or lawful neutral is straight nigger tier.

> I leave my bread out to ferment on a pile of soiled linens
> If I want some non-toxic bread I'll just microwave it
Your have fringe alignment, you're fringe class

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