Canada hate thread

Canada is like an archtype communist state hiding behind selective enforcement. For example, you can get up to 6 months in prison for having a political disagreement with feminists via twitter (Guerthy V Elliot) in fact men hardly have any rights there at all. Guns are so expensive that the majority can't afford them, and the laws make as much sense as a football bat forget protecting your home with a gun you can't even protect your home with a knife nationalpost.com/news/canada/man-charged-after-alleged-thief-stabbed-inside-home/wcm/43eca8dd-a58a-4cf3-ac0c-373a0629cba7 their military is fat even by US army standards, and they are the primary reason the war in Afghanistan, particularly RC south, went so shitty. The biggest thing that I hate about Canadians is their OBSESSION with US news, when we and the rest of the world litterally could not care less about their politics. You elected a 41 year old drama teacher so that you could legalize weed but he didn't and legalized dog blowjobs, surrendered to isis, made teaching children there are 5 genders federally mandated, and the state can take them away if you deny them a sex change operation as young as 6.

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Yeah fuck canada.

>flag

Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?

If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.

Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.

Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.

But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It's easy to be nice. You just don't have to say anything bad.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I.

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They love to say "We burned down your white house" No the fuck you didn't, the British did. Over 200 years ago. The British army today is a joke, and they make fun of how shitty the Canadian army is totally un ironically. Your military isn't even trusted with peace keeping...the FRENCH took that over. How will you ever recover you socialist hick limey wannabes?

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>Day of the grill

>muh peace keeping
irrelevant

Nigga, Canadians are WAY fatter than Americans. I get that it's cold AF like 8 months of the year up there, but still fat!

>US flag talking like a nigger
makes you think

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Are you seriously calling OUR country degenerates? When you have Quebec...interesting, very interesting...

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Every white dude I have ever met from the GTA dresses and acts like a nigger till they are well into their 30's...

>When you have Quebec
Are you seriously saying that when you have California

French Canadian women are so slutty when I used to go to Hull I would litterally fuck one in the bathroom before getting a cab back with another. There is zero effort, they are as shameless as dudes.

>french
>canadian
Nope. Frogs will be genocided.

I'm a dual citizen and I hate leftists, please love me

this, there are dozens of fitness gyms and sports stores in my area but everyone i see has a massive beer gut, and nonathletic. I can't remember the last time i saw anyone that was fit or attractive. its fucking gross.

I think Canada is ZOG testing ground. There is no other explanation for the ceaseless waves of immigrants, the push to legalize drugs, the gender BS, the feminist equity in gov, the extra-legal human rights tribunals, the one sided media, etc etc ad nasuem

t. American living in Toronto

why so mad though? did your sweety cross the border for some canadian hard lumber? where you canucked?

I love our Canadian brothers. They seem to be the adults in the room a lot of the times.

Keep doing you, Canadians.

I think you might have been pajeeted or chinked.

I counted 4 white people in my car on the TTC yesterday at rush hour.

No american city is that bad... not even baltimore in terms of white to "minority" composition.

I agree! Canada should be fucking NUKED!!!!!! Half of Canada's population is either mentally disabled or Asian anyways.

>posting a whole stack of anti-american memes
disgraceful buddy, be a good neighbour instead how about that? we're in the same boat as the americans and suffer from many of the same problems

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>implying we don't use feet and inches in canada
>implying inches and feet aren't easier to visualize or imagine then cm (too small) and meters (too big)
we use a combination of imperial and metric in canada depending on the measurement.

>day of the grill

An American will always be fat, and always be angry

The only flag I will salute

we're just as fat but too naive to be angry. good old happy go lucky canadians stumbling around oblivious to the threats all around them. coddled little sheep wallowing in their own decadence. i'm still pro canada, but i have no delusions about any canadian master race.

you're only serving to antagonize americans. why? are you a shill? is this divide and conquer?

Canadas cool people. Most of them are like folk from wisconsin so brotier. Except Queebs. I hate Quebec

>just as fat

We're statistically the skinniest English speaking country on earth. That's not much to go by, but since America is the fattest English speaking country it does stand out

Canada and the US are basically indistinguishable except the USA has more brown people and is cheaper to live in.

ah, well i lived in st catherines which at one time had the honour of being the fattest city in north america. so it all depends on where you are i guess. likely a bunch of thin chinamen in bc throwing off the stats

I'm here to inform you all what Canadian identity actually is, because there isn't much of one. The Canadian identity or lackthereof has always been a reaction against the philosophy of the United States.

The failed Quebec expedition and the thousands of loyalists that moved to Canada after the US revolution only bolstered popular antagonism toward the US.

There is NO discernible identity here except "work and live in peace". There is no underlying philosophy of Canadians. There is no uniting bond of freedom or general cause that lays a foundation for all Canadians.

As far as I know Canada has been communist thinking since Pierre Trudeau. This cocksucker was best friends with the likes of Fidel Castro. Pierre also loved cocaine. A cokehead commie was leading our nation. How wonderful.

Canada has never been close to embracing Freedom on the level the US has and it has suffered for it.

There are certain provinces that would fit 100% into the US as a US state, such as Alberta and Saskatchewan. British Columbia is debatable.

Western Canada is tired of being sucked dry of resources & money by eastern Canada.

For you non canadians:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equalization_payments_in_Canada

Literally a gibsmedat policy on a federal level. The result is rich provinces like BC & AB have, for decades, paid poor provinces that don't know what they're doing just for the sake of being poor. I've actually heard guys who are from those poor provinces who came to AB for work constantly badmouth how shitty it is here. I wanted to knock him the fuck out.

>17 posts
Wow the leaf is mad

Based St. Cats is based

Ridleynig here

>guns are so expensive the majority cant afford them

kek what our sks, mosin, and svts are cheaper here than they are in the U.S.