I'm so ashamed of my country.
>we don't have France's culture
>we don't have Italy's art
>we don't have Britain's scientific and military history
>we don't have America's economic power
>we don't have Japan's work ethics
>we don't have Canada's social cohesion
>we don't have Spain's joy of life
>we don't have Austria's sense of humor
>we don't have Switzerland's standards of living
why even live
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your highways are really good though
we have aunt Merkel and hundred thousands of negro parasites and islamic criminals and terrorists
we are the AIDS of europe
>Austria's sense of humor
we are damn good at genocides.
and when europe calls for help, we will answer
you have the best gay parties in berlin though, along with really cute accents
>tfw no german bf
help
>tfw no german bf
How soon can you be in Munich :^)
You are a pathetic arse bandit though. So not all bad news, eh?
At least you are not russian
>arse bandit
This is basically correct.
fuck off britbong, you are no longer a part of europe
24 hours by car
All space programs and intercontinental ballistic missiles originate from your country, plenty of famous composers and philosophers were German. Stop your whining kraut, you've got plenty to be proud of. Now stop ruining it all and revolt! (Peacefully, through democratic means..)
You know they've invented air travel a while ago, right?
Bach, Beethoven, Brahms, Goethe, Kant ...
>we don't have France's culture
>we don't have Italy's art
Are kidding me?
We have the bast past.
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german bro you have a solid manufacturing base which makes quality goods from cards to buildings.
as we say in the uk "Vorsprung Durch Technik"
nice try, Özgür
Your people are disperesed all over the continent from europe to the middle east to asia. Caucasus germans, baltic german, volga germans and many many more. A people not bound by a nation but by their common language and their common history. be proud of this... aaand they're gone
Of course leave it to old brazil to fag it up.
I take my words back Kraut. Don't be proud, march in some pride rally and submerge yourself in degeneracy. Bye bye!
You know back during the days of the German Empire Germany won more Nobel Peace Prizes then Russia, France, the UK, and the US *combined.
Yeah, but I couldn't find any flights departing today :(
I don't like parades.
Jesus, did the kikes completely broke you? Don't be such a cuck.
>cards
Give me some quality cards Hans!
Yeah, but those were all Jews.
You should be, OP. neck your kraut ass now.
Shitty pasta, Antifa cuck.
Sage
>Don't be such a cuck.
Don't tell me what I can't do.
We have beer, Schweinebraten, women with big boobs, we are good at playing soccer and we rule Europe economically. What else do you want, Kevin?
>Don't tell me what I can't do.
You can't be straight Hans.
>Schweinebraten
I'm a vegetarian.
>"fag it up"
>unironically being homophobic in 2017
homosexuals are the most redpilled creatures in this world
I see what you did there and it gave me a boner.
This is literally the truth. Breeders are basically omega sissy cucks into femdom.
Who still whorships vagina in this day and age? Who?
Check that again the Jews are only good at stealing other people inventions (((Albert Einstein)))
>I'm so ashamed of my country
you are like a little pizella , watch me...
>flag related
>and we rule Europe economically.
and abuse this fact to run the whole continent into the ground
All those islamic bloodbaths which are nothing but the tip of the iceberg? All your doing. Fuck krauts. Fuck 'em up their kraut asses. But not literally Portuguese faggot.
>We have German humor.
>We have deutsche gründlichkeit.
>We have waste seperation.
>We have lederhosen.
>We have Angela Merkel
>We have Til Schweiger
Seriously: German beer is on of the best beers in the worlds.
sissy cucks, as you said
Homosexuals in the bedroom:
>"Oh yeah fuck me daddy"
Heterosexuals in the bedroom:
>"Yeah, you like that bitch?"
Homosexuals on the street:
>"I'm sorry, but I don't think your requests for "gender equality" are what you are making them seem to be. As someone with no stake in the game, I'm telling you they are unfair, for the following reasons: (...)"
Heterosexuals on the street:
>"H-Hello ma'am, having a fine day? C-Can I help you with anything? C-Can I buy you a drink? You look absolutely g-gorgeous today! I l-love you!"
Homosexuals are degenerates in the bedroom.
Heterosexuals are degenerates in real life.
>German beer is on of the best beers in the worlds.
Belgian beer would like to have a word with you.
>Canada's social cohesion...
How many times has Quebec almost quit now?
yeah, in white genocide.
He's right though. Germans are one of the most barbaric people of the worlds.
Also Turkroaches dress better than Germans in general - at least in Germany.
All memes aside, you still have a solid manufacturing industry. You're arguably the only country in Western Europe who can claim that. Much better than our (((service-based economy))).
user, are you a size queen though? I gotta be honest with you, I'm not exactly hung. But at least I'm uncut :^)
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you have national socialism... go back to your roots. make Germany great again!
>homosexuals are the most redpilled creatures in this world
You do have German engineering though.
If you are ashamed of your country, please kys for a favor of your country.
Guy on the left looks gay, but the guy on the right is gorgeous.
Because you're the most balanced people in the world. You might not be the best at any of those things, but you have every one of them. Except Humor. But your lack of humor is also hilarious.
Don't worry, Hans, Ahmed is going to kill you all soon. You're about to get browned very soon.
kill yourself.
sage
because they dont have our autism!
t.turk
No, worse, cancer of Europe. The cancer is spreading too. We may have to build a wall around Germany to keep them contained.
If you like Beligan beer better that is fine with me. But German beer is still one of the best beers in the world.
This is something like "is French or Italian cuisine better?". Both are pretty good so it's just a matter of personal taste.
>Newfags falling for this pasta
And while we are at it
> I am still waiting for my fucking gibs, Mark. Get to work.
No. Just admit that most Germans dress horrible.
>you don't have Poland
I care more about your body germanon, but yes, I am a size queen, although I don't exclusively go for hung guys
1 - You can find pictures like that of any type of person you want, so that proves nothing by itself
2 - Good job posting 2 well-kept guys who pay more attention to their health than most heterosexuals, demonstrating that they know the body is a temple that must be kept and maintained, unlike so many other breeders
3 - Refugees should be welcome, that's not something that you can really argue from a moral standpoint. The problem is the way they're being welcome in Europe, and them supporting that can be explained by too much compassion vs critical thinking abilities
So what exactly were you trying to prove?
Prussia had the best army in Europe, they beat the shit out of Austria, Maria Theresa got BTFO pretty bad desu
All of those things remind me of something...
>Glockenbachschwuchtel
geh dich aufhängen
Germany has some of the best moral philosophers, but also a predilection to dominate its equals.
Sitting on my couch after having Schweinebraten as dinner. I'm now watching Bundesliga in tv and drinking cold German beer while my big-boobed gf gives me head. I couldn't care less about what you say.
>France's culture
France's culture of ??? What bagels ? You lose nothing to them in literature or science.
>Italy's art
Mozart belongs to you right ?
>Britain's scientific and militaristic history...
You brought them to heels... twice. Also if you want history think about HRE and their victories (Frederick Barbarossa marching down the Lombard Leage etc.)
>America's economic fantasy
For a country so small you have more than enough. One thing about America is it is so goddamn big. Don't try to compare them punch-by-punch
>Japan's work ethic
You also don'T have Japan's suicide rates that is stemming from that "ethic". Be proud and wörk !
>Canada's ... HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA
>Spain's joy
There is nothing wrong with being serious. Just buy a Spanish comedian with you money.
>Austrai's... what ?
Are they funny ?
>Switzerland's standard of living
If your country was also defended by a goddamn Alpine mountain series and be on the good side of everyone you would have something similar too. No choice make do with what you got.
Come on now cheer up weiner. Have a cool beer on this Friday. A pic to cheer you up.
And yet you lurk pol, for whatever reason
Yer full of sheit lad.
Cry poor Hans
B-based ottoman, i-is that you?
Will you bring Doom and destruction to filthy wh*Tes and Ar*Ans ?
Enjoy your sweaty millionaires playing a kid's game Dieter but remember, big boobs don't count when the belly's bigger.
Bundesliga got boring. Lewandowski didn't deliver :^)
Go back to turkey.
>we don't have france's culture
Mozart, Beethoven, Bach, the great painter adolf hitler, need I go on
>we don't have Italy's art
Art is more than painting shit and quite frankly art isn't all that important in the lon run
>we don't have Britain's scientific and military history
You invented the submachine gun, jet airplane, the modern assault rifle, the hybrid car, the V2 Rocket (first rocket capable of breaking through the earths atmosphere) the electric drill and the MP3 player. As for military feats you took more of Russia then any foreign invader since the fucking huns, you won the 7 years war despite literally having all of Europe against you, you defeated france in the Franco Prussian war, You stopped the advance of the huns with the romans despite being out numbered and you conquered all of mainland Europe in roughly 3 years.
>we don't have America's economic power
You are unofficial head of the EU which has a bigger GDP then the US
> We don't have Japan's work ethics
I wont ever grace that with a response
> We don't have Canada's social cohesion
Yes because some of you aren't happy with the sand niggers that the bitch merlke let it, good on you mate
>We don't have Spain's joe of life
Yes because the most important quality of country is to be happy while there children are slaughtered in the streets
>we don't have Austria's sense of humor
That's because Austria's sense of humor is about as intelligent as a 5 year old sense of humor. Honestly the real reason germans don't laugh is because no else but them is smart enough to get their humor and everything else is shit compared to that.
>We don't have Switzerland's stand of living
That's because you let in a horde of rapists, get rid of them and you'll be fine. If you need to feel good about yourself put them in camps and slowly lower their numbers.
>Why even live
Because you are a member of the most superior race on earth, the Germanic European. Pull the dildo out fight for your people.
>. Except Humor.
Is is pathetic of me to screencap posts praising me for my humor?
That hurts.
no its not KEK!
KEK
>I care more about your body
I don't work out, but I go for a run 3 - 4 times a week.
> german
> having a gf who's not whoring around on erasmus
I'm pretty sure at this point that german chicks only get boyfriends when they're about to fuck off from germany
Like when they inevitably get cumdumped up to their tits and sent the fuck back to germoney as a broken mess, there's some omegamale they can crawl to.
Smart girls, them germans
FUHRER COME BACK.
>Watching football, ever
Is it as boring as watching so-called e-sport?
They're taking turns genociding different races.
It depends on if you are talking about Germany in general, including it's history or it's current state.
If you are talking about Germany's current state OP is somewhat right though.
>Be Merkel
>Go visit german cities to generate voters
>tfw counter-demonstrators are louder
Bwahahahahahaha
>OP is somewhat right though.
Thank you. Feels good to be acknowledged.
>sticking out ribcage
Why are Germans such a humourless people? Why are they constantly butthurt and lack banter of any kind?
Is it cultural? Genetic?
>we don't have Austria's art
>we don't have Austria's scientific and military history
>we don't have Austria's economic power
>we don't have Austria's work ethics
>we don't have Austria's social cohesion
>we don't have Austria's joy of life
>we don't have Austria's sense of humor
>we don't have Austria's standards of living
fixed that for the next thread, my turkish friend
axo, und du bist ne schwuchtel!
Ribs are highly erotic. Eve was made out of one.
Why do you hate Creation, user?
Fuck off cuck. You're like the second or third most powerful country in the world.
>we don't have Japan's work ethics
Thank god. Why would you want to work 12 hours a day?
Germany > sweden
You're god damn right!
>imgur.com
Weak minded people like you are the reason our country is a mess today. Get big or get rekt KEK
>>we don't have Britain's scientific and military history
Pathetic