Can we all agree that dick size doesn't fucking matter...

can we all agree that dick size doesn't fucking matter? I am sick of all the nigger dick posting and how girls need big 9 inch dicks to get off when the fucking don't.

4 inches, FOUR FUCKING INCHES is fucking ENOUGH, the g-spot is only 4 inches deep. it's all about the motion of the ocean, not the fucking size.

I reckon with 4 inches any pond looks like an ocean.

The thing is, who gives a shit? If I fuck a woman with a four inch cock or a nine inch cock, I will still cum. I don't really give a shit how 'into it's she is, her pleasure isn't my concern.

Having a small cock is a literal non-issue unless your only concern is some thots pleasure, in which case you're a fucking cuck.

>anti-big-dick thread in catalog with comprehensive infographic
>*checks flag*
Carry on

Thing is it triggers the shit out of retards

YOu made this post because your dick is really small obviously. Only people with small dicks listen to that propaganda that a 4 inch dick is something women want. Thats like saying men like chicks with small tits. I guess some do... But generally, the larger the secondary sexual characteristics the more easy it is to attract opposite sex. Cruel hard world I know... But the only way any human being is going to excel in life is to know reality rather than live in some fantasy land. Got a small dick better hit the gym and enhance your muscle size or something.

Yeah the fake nigger blacked dildo plastic dick threads get old real quick. I mean those weiners are so obviously fake it's not even funny

I dont know any women who think a 9in dick sounds good at all, most find them terrifying. Only girls who want that are loose as fuck anyway so why bother? 5-7in is prime.

Those digits tho, confirmed OP is a dicklet. 7" master race here, Prasie KEK!

Since when do guys not like small tits? Ive met dozens of dudes who specifically go after this.

I mentioned that some do. Id be willing to make a bet that if you were to do a poll on breast size or dick size, the bigger would be more appreciated in general.

Someone post OPs pic on social media and delete anyone who takes you seriously. I could just imagine the spics on my facebook responding "heh heh sounds like you got a small dick bro heh heh." There are levels of irony.. or something.. in aussie shitposting that could never be appreciated by normalfags.

Dick size is a novelty, OP. Like big tits. Sure, the first encounter is nice, but it gets old. A modest handful is best.

...Like a normal-sized dick of 8-10 inches.

How many layers of irony are we even on anymore

The only thing that matters with your dick is to actualy use it. You may be hung like a horse, or have a baby's dick, it doesn't matter if it stays dry in your pants.

>hung guys who don't use it exist
this is literally a fantasy made up by dicklets to feel good about themselves

I like how you say girth is more important to a woman and then, later on, says a woman's view isn't important.

Internal contradictions lolz.

This boosted my confidence

you do understand that it's a joke right?

I can think about two or three guys I know who are hung but so shy / dating impaired that they actualy struggle getting laid. It's not about muh dick size, it's about convincing a girl to spread her legs. If she found it too small who cares, at the end of the day you still had it in her.

Of course it matters, but I doubt it's really an advantage to have bigger than 6-7 inches in a relationship with a woman.

>Not being grower master race
Aesthetic flaccid, dominant erect

>at the end of the day you still had it in her.
lmao, word for word like in the op pic

4 inches is kinda lame, bruh

>he's sub-7 inches

>7
lmao, fucking dicklet
8.5 inches is the minimum

It was a joke oh no

>4 inches, FOUR FUCKING INCHES is fucking ENOUGH, the g-spot is only 4 inches deep. it's all about the motion of the ocean, not the fucking size.

I hate to blackpill you on this subject but you're wrong (and probably a virgin).
Yes the G-spot may be 4 inches inside the vagina but getting your dick "balls deep" isn't always easy especially if your girl is carrying a little extra weight.
More importantly; merely getting to the G-spot isn't enough - you still need enough length to be able to pump in and out.

Having a longer dick simply opens up more positions and gives you the ability to fuck with longer (more satisfying) strokes.
It also give you the ability to fuck them big booty bitches.

not quite, I really don't give a shit about optimal size, perfect grith or whatever, and i'll add that in the end, you can think whatever you want, it's not like you can do anything about your size. The irony in OP's pic is that he states size doesn't matter, while trying to be a scholar about optimal dick.

>he isn't curved
>he can't hook bitches in
>implying I'm not at LEAST 9 inches pressed

who you think you're speaking to
gif related, my dick (seriously, why would anyone else post this if it's not their dick?)

5.5 and compliments every weekend. There is another dimension called girth. So you revealed yourself as being inexperienced, insecure, and hilarious. Thank you.

>5.5"
>being naive when receiving compliments
>muh girth
lmao, dicklet post incarnate

A big problem is that most of us are men and us men have sexual satisfaction exclusively bound to orgasm. Women doesn't, they can be perfectly satisfied without feeling orgasms during sex. In the end this argument is just men competing with each other, rather than genuinely caring about women feeling pleasure.

The simple solution to all of this is use a penis pump.

Ahaha wh*Teoid i am not even going to throw insults at you
poor thing

What bs explanations on that chart.

Or you know, accept what you were born with and base your confidence and self esteem on what you achieve in life.
I wouldn't be surprised if ((( they))) invented / promoted the penis pump.

Is dick size measured from asshole to the tip?

t. person with 4 inch penis trying to make excuses

I got a hard solid 5" cock. It looks beautiful. I have never had any complaints. Only been with 8 ladies, 1 actually birthed my son. Then again, I have only fucked pure white girls, not mud sharks. Needing a big dick is a meme. Learn how to please a woman. Lift her legs up by her ankles and fuck the hell out of her, that is all there is to it fellas.

>believing strayan shitposting

this
2pbp

>I have never had any complaints
wow, it's almost as if people don't insult you face to face

Pics?

>something women want
who cares what they want?

>dicklet uprising
What is different tampon and dildo sizes?

>If I fuck a woman with a four inch cock or a nine inch cock, I will still cum.
So you're into shemales? Good for you.

fffuuuuuu

Remember size isn't everything - women will forgive a "more modestly sized" penis if it is aesthetically pleasing.

>needle dick
>moaning fake from every girl.. possible, but im not paying
>girth.

they would not stick around if that was the case. I'm 33, and all of the woman I have been with was pleased and had a relationship that lasted a while. The ex before my wife used to send texts to her friends as to how good the sex is. Again, needing a huge dick is a meme. Fuck off with your Jew bullshit. I blame (((porn))) for stereotyping cock sizes.

>needle dick meme
how thick is your dick
mine is 6 inches around 9.2 inches long

you?

Reality is

< 4" have the bull on speed dial
4 - 5.5", nondescript, get on with life, you're not impressing anyone but you can get a gf fine
5.5 - 6.5", pretty much perfect for an average girl who hasn't been riding the cock carousel
6.5" - 7.5", "he's HUGE!", normal girls will think you have a 12 inch penis
7.5"+, "go slower...it hurts", you will be admired by men and women for your huge cock, find a slut or an ex pornstar who can actually take it as you're not going to enjoy sex as much as you thought you would

Anything over 9" is meme tier and literally a hindrance to living a normal life. Suggest you go to /soc/ to boost your ego every now and then.

>dicklet trying to muddle the issue by saying that 7½ inch dicks are dicklets too
Uh-huh!
Ah-hah!

Gr8 b8, Aussie!

I used to think it mattered, but I soon found out it didn't. Don't fuck whores, that is what matters.

>7.5 inch dicklet thinks he's big
lmao

it goes like this

3.5" micropenis
4.5" tiny
5.5" small
6.5" below average
7.5" small
8.5" above average
9.5" big
10.5" monster

>But generally, the larger the secondary sexual characteristics the more easy it is to attract opposite sex.
Spotted the nog

BWC an ok here
The idea that all niggers have macropeni is pushed hard by the (((media))) because it emasculates white men and lowers their confidence, the CIA used the same trick in the Cold War sending novelty sized condoms marked "made in USA" to Russia in weather balloon care packages along with other goodies to subtly attack the confidence of the Ruskis.
You won't find any pics of 9+inch cocks next to a ruler
(((Porn))) uses hilariously exaggerated numbers along with plenty of tricks like tiny girls, wide angle lenses and artistic perspectives etc
Plenty of black guys with little ones and plenty of white guys with huge ones in the real world (let's not bring up Asians though)
90% of men think they're below average when it is realistically around 6 inches
But yeah if your packing 4 sucked in

well i feel sorry for you. You would probably get complaints instead of compliments. Unless you're paying.
You're like one of those deformed pplz with a disability.
Soon the liberals will come up with a name for you to be oppressed. Then you win!

4-6 fine
6-7 okay for most
7-10 nigger (I would never have to compete, as I would never fuck a mud shark)

Read and weep. Better fall within the green or red

>You would probably get complaints
oh no, poor me ;(

you don't compete because you can't

>no average

>have the bull on speed dial
What does this mean? Asking for a friend.

typo on 7.5 ;/
sorry brit dicklet

hey , congrats man.

Nice politics thread

I wouldn't. Niggers have aids. Also, I figured as much coming from a leaf. Really, what the fuck is wrong with you people?

4 incher reporting in.

Is that picture of Motherfucker Mike photoshopped? Holy hell never knew he had such a big cock

KYS

but girth tho...
keep your head up bruh