Aus/pol/: itchy scrotum edition

>Men make citizen's arrest to catch man wanted over dramatic car ramming in Canberra car park
abc.net.au/news/2017-08-18/public-catch-man-wanted-for-wanniassa-car-ramming/8821234

>Baby among five people injured as car crashes into shop in Sydney's Chatswood Mall
abc.net.au/news/2017-08-19/car-crashes-into-store-in-chatswood-mall/8823770

>NBN has a message for Australia: 'If you want high-speed internet, you are going to have to pay more'
abc.net.au/news/2017-08-18/high-speed-internet-means-you-have-to-pay-more/8821688

>Nuclear medicine production in Australia at risk if dump site can't be found, industry head says
abc.net.au/news/2017-08-19/nuclear-medicine-production-in-australia-at-risk:-industry-head/8815902

>South African woman found with 6kg of cocaine in books after arriving at Perth Airport
abc.net.au/news/2017-08-19/woman-found-with-6kg-of-cocaine-hidden-in-books-at-perth-airport/8823458

>Humane food: Is it the next big trend for discerning consumers?
abc.net.au/news/rural/2017-08-18/is-humane-the-new-food-trend/8818852

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How's your skin cancer, mate?

i'm noticing the signs more and more on my right arm from driving

how's your cultur-oh wait, sorry ahmed i thought you guys were still nordic for a second there.

Hey sausage snafflers

$2.50!!
>lol at captcha

There's still hope. National socialism is on the rise in Sweden. :)

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any of you faggots bought a pull-up bar? I want to get one/make my own but I don't want to end up pulling down a wall

winner winner butter chicken dinner

i had one that you could stick in between a door frame. it wasnt that great, it kept slipping out.

so chatswood was an accident...
gotta admit, kinda had me going there when I read the headline. thought for sure it was a snackbar
I mean, who wouldn't think the same?

dad??
stop eating those packet mixes, it's disgusting
yeah I was hoping someone here could reccommend a slap-on-wall one from rebel sport or something

How many kilos is it going to have pulling on it m8?

Hello fellow australians.

i'm having aldi lasagna
yeah i thought the same when i read it too. guess they're trying to bait views

can't be fucked cooking
been sick the past week

I shouldn't be worried, I'm only 60kg but I still don't want holes in the plaster

AM I part of the masterrace?

>gotta admit, kinda had me going there when I read the headline. thought for sure it was a snackbar
>I mean, who wouldn't think the same?

Chatswood is the most YELLOWED part of Sydney by far. You'd expect it to be an accident given how bad they are at driving

mine is from aldi as well
I keep forgetting about them
always going to coles
its just easier

Thoughts on Daryle the Doxxer?

what's low confidence area mean?

Pull ups and variants like them are the bomb. One of the best exercises for upper body strength. I advise getting something like this:

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I have one similar and have been using it for over 10 years. Ive done body building a while back but now I mostly just do body exercise in my garage and the results can be impressive and cheap because there are no gym fees.

People in those countries lack ambition and self esteem.

makes sense

Fuckoff Barnaby

hey dumb cunts

hows it going shithead

Just popping in to say that this looked like a BBC thread from the catalog. Good to know that it was only the Australian equivalent.

>any of you faggots bought a pull-up bar? I want to get one/make my own but I don't want to end up pulling down a wall

Your wall is probably like this. If you bolt it in position 1 or 2 it'll eventually rip the plaster and fall down.

You'd have to do like in the second image, put a backing plate that is fixed onto both uprights and bolt the bar to the plate.

Unless you are lucky to have a double brick wall or exposed beam somewhere

join a gym you autist, that way your actually getting out of the house

otherwise if your a true sik lad youll go to bunnings tomorrow youtube.com/watch?v=6dy5eyMDt3c

sad wogs

I hear Australians give good handjobs at trucks stops.

its alright i guess m8

>pay more for globally "average" internet
fuck this country im leaving

Oi cunts who else is stoked to learn that Nick Xenophon is an illegitimate politician (dual citizenship holder). He's been one of the most destructive forces to ever hold office, guaranteeing the 2 major parties free reign to carry out their (((agenda))) in exchange for endless gibs for South Australia. $50 billion for noisy diesel submarines assembled in SA as a bribe for his votes.

Get up in that ass Larry

thanks lads, I'm an unemployed nerd in the middle of nowhere so I'll just go DIY, gym gear is too fucking expensive in this country

Aboriginal Australians do, yes. Just offer them a half full 600ml bottle of petrol.

Fucking based project.

how are they all getting ousted as dual citizens now???

lal

The High Court hasn't ruled on the matter yet. I will bet anything they they will say situations like his and Barnaby's are actually okay.

I never minded Xenophon much because at least he takes votes away from the liblab duopoly. They are the real enemy.

Dad said one in five men between 20 and 54 are unemployed.

whatever helps our govt crash and burn with no survivors

Push ups can be done anywhere. Pullups can be done on monkey bars at the local park. As a teen I did pullups on my pergola: they were large wooden cross beams, so I would get splinters but after a while my hands got all calloused.

Also I lived in remote Russia for 1 year and most of the guys are too poor to go to the gym so they would all work out in the park and many of them were pretty big. The only thing in your way is your mind and all you need to do is awaken the warrior spirit.

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Literally just pick up heavy thing in different ways and just put them down.

Ya dad's right mate

no where to dump shit in Australia, that is comedy gold.

How's your refugee transmitted HIV?

Australia is the fucken best place in the world to dump radiated waste, our rocky deserts naturally dispense with that shit. The problem is getting retardo greeny beurocrats to sign off on it

it's probably because if we start dumping our own nuclear waste it might start up the issue of getting other countries to pay us to dump their waste here

Do I want Chinese or a Parma for dinner, lads?

why not build a "nuclear park" in the middle of your barren unlivable wasteland, where you put a bunch of odd structures, nuclear waste, and various fauna and flora, and see what kind of nonsense pops up?

That way the hippies are satisfied, you make money on tourism, and if you're lucky, all your retarded animals will mutate back into something more reasonable.

You want parma m8. None of that chink rubbish.

For such a rich country, why do most major cities in Australia look like shit?

they were built by australians

The absolute state of Adelaide Uni noticeboards.
>$600k 1950s fixerupper houses
>$350k cardboard highrise units
>Chinks dominating city businesses
>mfw

>(((Australians)))

you should do the same thing with liberals, maybe then you won't be a minority in your own country by 2020

umm america is a nation of immigrants, retard, just like Australia. that's why the superior race (Chinese) are taking over Australia at light speed.

Australia will be majority Chinese before America is minority white.

desu would rather weak chinks over muslims, niggers and commies. Good luck mate lol.

Nah you guys will be minority white within 10 years. We will be minority white in about 50 years.

This. They will probably say we need stability and shit. As if highly paid lawyers give a fuck.

As for xenophon yeah he's a faggot and I agree we should've just got subs from France or Japan.

I keep punching myself in the face, it's the only thing I'm allowed to do. Hopefully soon I'll break the part that makes me want to do that.

We need to have the capacity to build our own subs and ships. It may become necessary some day. That is why letting the car manufacturers close down is such a huge mistake. We need to retain the capacity here so we can be self reliant in defending ourselves.

whites are less than 75%, we take more per capita than Germany

watching David Irving - The Faking of Adolf Hitler for History on YouTube in 13 minutes in. its interesting

Yeah fair enough but the whole pacific is loaded with american bases. They've got it covered.

We cannot rely on anyone else. Anything could happen in the future.

Once the boomers are gone we will be 50% white.

yeah, the nordic resistance. I sincerely hope you can sae your country.

Well we should fix our military for a start, they've stopped letting men into the military and only letting women in to get diversity quotas filled. We're fucked.

What good are ships without planes? We don't make any.

If the US fails we're fucked.

Anyway Indo likes us more than they like China. They are happy just hanging there as they are.

This country is so fucked now none of you can't even sing the second verse of the anthem from memory.


Post it if you know it; otherwise go back to Poo Zealand

This isn't a nation, it's a feeding trough.

Holy shit I saw the crashed car in Chatswood. I just thought they were filming a movie or some shit I feel bad for laughing at the panicked paramedics.

Maybe anglocucks should start breeding? The only reason the government's letting so many people in is because the average Anglo birth rate is do low. The only peoole who are breeding in large numbers in Australia are conservative Asians, Muslim's and ice addicted bogan trash.

>The only reason
Not even close to the truth.

reminds me of that fucker in Melbourne who went to town and ran over and killed a dozen people
still don't get why the coppers didn't shoot him out while he was doing donuts ffs

Of course its because violence is wrong user.

depends on who is doing it in Melbourne
different rules for different fools

>be legal immigrant
>get Aus citizenship
>still more qualified for government than most of our polies
What a time to be alive

Ahh fuck it man, that's what they're there for. We're lucky to have them.

Liberals are getting all butthurt about this flyer going around Hurtsville.
Will the Chinese community swing the SSM vote to no?

lel fucking chinks
they may be raping this country but at least they're lucid enough to realise how bizzare and destructive it is for these progressive retardations to be encouraged

It is also part of Asian culture to be fairly patriarchal. This whole multicultural thing - progressives are very short-sighted.
it sometimes feels like the only people pushing it are white women..

Fuck that Engrish is hilarious.

Why do we have high rises in Australia at all? It is pure communism and unAustralian to its core.

Australians should live on 2 acre lots minimum. Density causes societal degeneration.

Mate you really shouldn't buy into that Jew lie that white women are the problem. White men have the biggest influence on Australia's immigration policy and they are the ones that are importing chinks and parjeets by the boatload.

Because of the fucking gooks

do i have to enrol for the marriage vote even though i vite during elections anyway

nein

Is it worth traveling two hours for Melbourne uni open day? What can you even do at an open day?

nein

go fist yourself bruno

You should go but only to get your yearly supply of pens and markers.

Uni open days are there for you to join communist student groups and celebrate multiculturalism.

I don't want to come back to Australia, I like it here.

I'm too fat to reach.

You get free shit and a lot of meaningless pamphlets. Good to go if you have no idea what the experience is like.
t. forced to give parents the same asinine information all day. at least I get free pizza
thats o-week