Germany explain yourself

Germany explain yourself
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ZDF-Neo > (((MSM))) bullshit, not even wasting time with it.

Only hipster and libtard faglets care about that shit.

it's called civic nationalism, it's what the US and other Anglo countries have

KEK LEVEL IS OVER 9000

My thoughts exactly.

ZDF Neo is sometimes funny, I for instance enjoy watching Böhmermann's shenanigangs every once in a while.

The video you linked is leftist satire mocking Rammstein and our current political and social situation. Actually pretty clever satire, just see the line "we are proud of not being proud" and some other parts of the lyrics. It's satire. Lefty, but that's what you get on German MSM. I like Böhmermann, in one episode of his late night show they invited a "refugee" as a guest and mocked him in a pretty subtle way. They do social criticisim pretty well. Our media, especially Neo, often pretend to be lefty then they subtly sneak some right wing stuff into their shows.

> t. retarded stormfag who doesn't fully understand what they are doing

lösch dich, cuck

Nothing but shame to live in this country

>watching (((Böhmermann))) in 2017

You are a worthless piece of shit

wtf is this shit, germams, please get back to 1938

> t. 16yo edgelord

It's satire you dumbass.

youtu.be/gSoMvDJyp0w

its the most popular song of those dancing kikes here, how do you know it?

> t. Le Böhmernann
> So based

Ab in die tonne, aber zackig!

If you say something you actually mean in a ridicolous way that doesn't make it satire. You have been brainwashed and propagandized beyond saving. Just like this pathetic country that will get what it deserves.

About a week ago some user posted this video here

youtu.be/PO1CVI3h9UQ

So I did a little research and fell in love with their philosophy. First I thought they were just an act, but another kike explained it to me. Followers of Rabbi Nachman, eh? Fucking great. You people know how to party and you make some of the finest full-on psytrance on this planet.

That guy had a brilliant idea. How can one mentize this in germany?

*monetize

Verpiss dich du cuck

well he is probably brainwashed you, they drive in a van and block traffic, while taking drugs and their near orgasm belief in god, it makes them dance like that

The nafri fucking his wife so that she can finally know what an orgasm feels like is just satire so dont call him a cuck

I think you misunderstand. It's not about monetizing, it's about spreading joy and increasing the morale of random citizens. They also do rallies for stressed out IDF soldiers n stuff. Great people. We kinda have the same thing going on here in Germany with the goa/psytrance folks. They often organize spontaneous free parties, play blaring music in a park or in the woods until the cops come and drag them away. Some of us need to be hedonists to spread joy, that's why I was so fascinated to find out about their "sect".

hedonism. the last refuge of the lost soul

youtube.com/watch?v=qkTRamZ0PsQ

SOCIALIST PARTY PLS

They also spread morale to your IDF troops, kike.
youtube.com/watch?v=4OlJubDjtkU

> blocking traffic
Pff. You can clearly see that they only do that for a few seconds, then keep moving on. Those guys know better what they are doing that you.

Hope you get stabbed by a palestinian, or maybe you are one of you don't understand them.

At least I have fun. What's the point in life when it's not fun? I don't even take much drugs, but I have the same attitude. Currently becoming friends with an elderly neighbor, her husband died last year. Noticed she was sad as hell and I do the best to cheer her up a little whenever I meet her. That old lady was a teacher before retirement, and danced some ballet on the side. Already showed me some of her moves, hilarious.

Prepare for weaponized autism.

Hier kommt der Panzermensch!
youtube.com/watch?v=NagSqCfYDB8

Ah, thanks for reminding me. Still gotta watch that series, it's on my bucket list.

>At least I have fun. What's the point in life when it's not fun?
What the actual fuck is wrong with you? Are you a child? You sound like your eight. Have some duty and respect for what is right and wrong. Jesus Christ you piece of shit.

>have a bunch of countries
>unite them to an empire
>industrialize
>start a war
>get rekt
>build an industry again
>give power to an Austrian post card painter
>build an army
>round up the kikes
>invade other countries
>get rekt
>build an industry again
>unite again
>build an empire in everything but name only
>flood it with gibz hunters
>demand that everyone follows your ways

I'm 44 actually. Happily divorced, sadly no kids, but I have a beautiful nephew and niece who are going to elementary school. I've given up on having kids on my own but I'm trying my best to support my brother to raise them and teach them about life n stuff. And spread joy to other folks whenever possible. What's fucking wrong with that?

youtube.com/watch?v=XFWeoxrhbE8

Ruining the country for generations of young people
> tell yourself its alright because t.old lady

> trying to make me feel responsible for what our shitty government did

I'm helping my family and local community, that's the best I can do. Don't kid yourself, our political parties are all the same. I'm gonna vote for CDU because there are no other options, realistically.

> inb4 retarded AfD shill
They got zero chance. And SPD is bad for our country.

please kill yourself

>satire mocking Rammstein
Rammstein are already lefties
But yeah, it's pretty clear it's parodying Rammstein

Vote at least FDP.

I'll wait until after the elections so I can vote for Mama Merkel. :^)

Germans have superiority/inferiority complex.
They always try to portray themselves as better than others.
Under Nazis they believed themselves to be Master Race and others evil.
Under Merkel they believe themselves to be master compassionate and liberal while others are shown as evil.

I know, that's why it's so hilarious. Lefties mocking themselves, basically.

Why should I? FDP is shit, just like all other parties. Wake up. But the worst option would be SPD, so I'll vote for CDU to prevent Schulz.

The way you find this funny is just another expression of your mental illness i have diagnosed before. From all I know out of peprsonal experience that one pay day will eventually hit everybody of your kind and I can sense it will hit you hard.

Because the FDP is the least worst option currently from all establishment parties. And Schulz isnt going to win anyways. He wont get past 25%

t. Kikenized german

I live here, not you, they do block traffic, and there is even worse than them, there is the day when they pull bible book from a synagouge and they all block traffic for hour and fags walking on the street.

And for your concern, i will never get stabbed by arab, because unlike you i can profile arabs according to physical appearance, knowing their behaviour and more, while you go "omg all people are equal, race is social construct"

Why would any sane person vote for Schulz?

I hope they fall below 20%

I hope they will get cancer

FDP is for the upper 5% who happen to be successful business owners, to help them get even more tax cuts. And AfD is actually the same if you read their manifesto, with a bit of right wing propaganda to lure in the retarded stormfags. Yeah well if you happen to be filthy rich, go ahead, vote FDP or AfD.

There are plenty "traditional" SPD voters who don't even care what candidate they pick for chancellor. People are dumb.

Yeah so what if they block traffic for an hour? Your people seem to love them. Just because you're some angry guy with a stick up his ass, that doesn't mean that their movement is bad per se.

> profiling arabs
You sand niggers all look the same, don't kid yourself.

Schulz is cancer, that's why I'll vote for CDU. Merkel isn't THAT bad for our country despite all the meme hatred she gets here on Sup Forums. Best option.

>mfw scrolling through thread
Why are german posters always the most cancerous faggots?

Like you, eh?

>FDP is for the upper 5% who happen to be successful business owners, to help them get even more tax cuts. And AfD is actually the same if you read their manifesto, with a bit of right wing propaganda to lure in the retarded stormfags. Yeah well if you happen to be filthy rich, go ahead, vote FDP or AfD.

And this is how you are brainwashed. It's just wrong. That Millionaire that you call the capitalist is actually a small business owner who worked his ass off all his life to be able to provide a hand full of jobs to society and you want to rob him. The reason it pains me in your case is because the way you stood respepctful in this conversation tells me there was once a useful and respectable human being inside but you didn't hold on to it tight enough in these crazy times.

half of them are turkposters

Point is, there is insane tax inequality going on in our country. If you happen to be a millionaire, good for you, go vote FDP. They'll give you more loopholes so that you can pay even less taxes.

But ask yourself, why should people who are already rich as fuck pay less taxes than regular employees who work their asses off just as well?

> inb4 hurr they are creating those jerbs
Retard.

If you tax the rich more everything will go down in war. Taxing the middle class less doesn't even come to your mind?

Or how about reducing some of the insane tight business regulations that make one's life as small entrepreneur extremly difficult and cover you with bureaucratic bs?

How about taxing them all equally? Also, why the fuck do you think that taxing the ultra rich more (there are plenty who pay like 5% while workers and middle class pay almost 50%) would somehow ruin our economy? Oh noes, can't afford another yacht or buy more property I'll never live in. Are you some filthy millionaire kike who is afraid to lose some shekels or are you just stupid?

Nazi
t.german media cartel

You really would need some first hand experience with these things for me to take you seriously. This is what a lifetime of bad decisions gets you.

Yeah, you're delusional. The other day I've read an article about luxury restaurants which are shutting down their business or reducing it to just a few days per week, fixed hours n stuff. It was in Bavaria iirc, might be wrong, but southern Germany. Because they introduced minimum wages for the staff and added some laws for worker protection (like only 8h per shift). And now the kikes are whining that they can't afford their business anymore because they can't exploit their workers anymore like they used to do. ffs Another restaurant owner was whining that she can't find skilled waiters and cooks anymore - YET THAT RESTAURANT IS UNWILLING TO TRAIN THEM THEMSELVES. Wake up, AnCap larper.

Fuck off, I'm a successful software dev and self-employed by now. Yet I'm absolutely for tax equality because I've seen exploitation of workers for decades, working regular jobs and watching our CEOs getting filthy rich, buying houses left and right and so on.

Successful software dev means you are top 5% qualified of all persons in this society yet living like a simple carpenter in the eighties right? Small apartment, small car and holidays once a year. But it's OK because you bought into the whole "we are fine" thing that Mutti invented. You should be paying less taxes and stop fucking talking about other people's money but you just can't overcome your childhood brainwash and so it's the capitalists fault that you're poor although you are smart and work hard.

I'm absolutely fine with paying taxes and healthcare insurance fees. Government is maintaining our infrastructure from those taxes, you know? Of course I wouldn't mind to pay less, it's my money after all. But I think I understand this system we're living in better than you. The solution to improve it is not taxing the middle class less, but taxing the upper class more, or at least remove their unfair loopholes. How is that so hard to understand? Are you some spoiled brat posting from your daddy's mansion or are you so delusional to think that maybe one day you'll own a business and the FDP magically helps you to earn more moneys? God, people like you make me sick, it's always the same discussion on Sup Forums when it comes to this topic.

germany will be the first country to be nuked by croatia
mark my words

>Government is maintaining our infrastructure from those taxes

XDDDDDDD
Why is it so hard for me to believe you understand this system better than I do when you keep missing reality every single time?

You say you're not to blame for the current politics but you vote for exactly the same party that made those decisions.

You say you're not voting for AfD because they "can't win" but you don't seem to understand how parliaments and opposition work.

You say you're fine with the amount of money you make but still there's magically something you want to improve. Why?

You try tovplay the moral card with t.old lady but you're absolutely fine with every single kid going to school for the next 100 years beaing beat up by turks in different variations.

You are a failure and the only reason life didn't make you feel like a failure so far is because you're professional qualification is a lot above average. Stop being so fucking egoistic

Why is it so hard for me to believe that you're not some underage fag from reddit?

Becausue you have a tendency of believing only what you want to believe

Yeah they do shenanigans but they often seem like SJWs but they mock everyone so like theyre just progressive (satire is used on the right just because it works so well xD)

>Fuck off, I'm a successful software dev and self-employed by now. Yet I'm absolutely for tax equality
Then you're not that successful it seems. If you earn more than 50k EUR/yr you really learn to hate taxes and "free" health care.

So my guess is you're making somewhere around 20k/yr so your tax rate is around 15%.

And also because it doesn't get you jailtime like making fun of kikes and rapefuggies

im not denying that there are refugees who rape women mate....it's just that you have to punish them individually and not remove them all at once here in austria in the rural regions refugees are actually quite friendly because they get christianised

At least they mock everyone, including the left.

They did make fun of refugees while the crisis was boiling.

there's enough slovakians who rape women here so yeah they're not better here.....different and bad views...

My point was that you go to jail for criticizing them. It's oh so brave how everybody is mkaing fun of AfD right?

SJW is cancerous like the arguments of the SJWs often are made up like well the nazis are retards and shit i mean they are literally hypocrits but SJWs are like yes this person has rather rational views and is in favor of the thought that there is a cultural clash which seems rational and has to cool down...lets call him a nazi...fucking extremists mate

Just typically state propraganda

>They did make fun of refugees while the crisis was boiling.

Give me one example

well the AfD is our BZÖ and the BZÖ doesnt exist anymore it follows the same shitty patterns and it died...were not that different from you mate ya know...the FDP is the same as the FPÖ bunch of rich dudes who are racist.....they nearly got it but are losing grip...

Germany loves killing their own culture.

How are they racists?

we went through your shit already once because we werent occupied freeing the other half of our country Piefke....in the end the conservative or progressive party win all the time..

ever seen an FPÖ advertisement?

Böhmermann is literally the most unfunny cunt that works at ZDF.

one of them made jew jokes at a nazi forum...yeah not at all racist and nazis...its bot like the FPÖ got founded by Jörg Haider the nazi himself...who then made the BZÖ which was even more racist..

Never listening to fucking Rammstein again

Here is one random example:
youtu.be/vHy7Pn78Yao

There's an even better one where they invited a "refugee" to their show and openly mocked him, but I can't find it right now. Their show is left-leaning as all German mainstream tv, but manages to keep balance and not be outright pure SJW shit.

>heim ins Reich
>shut the fuck up

just keep voting for the CDU m because Merkel is now shying away from her open policies the pressure is too high...SPD has bullshit going on...btw did you ever read the AfD's electoral program? they basically want to remove healthcare as it now is because it's way too "cost intensive"...yeah have fun paying for every shit then

all respect but our state is way older than Germany...

>meanwhile in Polish TV
What do you think of this, Germans?

twitter.com/tvp_info/status/894114200414552064?ref_src=twsrc^tfw&ref_url=http://pulsembed.eu/p2em/HyuEtjS_-/

If Making fun of jews makes you a racist Nazi, does making fun of Germans make you a Volkverräter then?

Germans are a distinctly unique people whom are psychologically incapable of literally any form of moderation.

Our spectrum ranged from obnoxiously Liberal Hitler to actual Hitler. There is no middle. We are Autism: The Nation-State.

Preussen shouldnt have ceased to exist...btw you may ask what im talking about because i know you Piefken are retarded...996 = Ostarrichi (nearly autonomous part of bavaria); 1156: Austria; 1945: 2te Republik (we basically continued because Karl Renner was one of the last Bundeskanzler of the 1te Republik)

You stupid fucking idiot. This is not making fun of refugees but making fun of people criticizing them. You really do not understand how satire works, do you?

yeah but tiny

I actually do agree that Germans are retarded

They are mocking the german population that dont want to have refugees in their neighborhood, not the refugee crisis and not the refugees.

How retarded do you have to be to not get their point when it is literally spelled out for you.

you know that more than half of us Austrians hate you Germans? You have been trying to interfere with our shit since your unification all the time; there's way more corruption in Austria since then; Politicians laugh at your wanky state because it's a superpower without a directive; you have a small percentage of unemployees but yet you never focused ln closing the gap between poor and rich which Austria has focused on since the 60's and we've done a great job....we only respect Bavarians to be honest because well we're Bavarians....there was also an idea of an Austro-Bavarian state...

As I said, it's just one random example where they were thematizing the situation. And if you don't see that they are dealing out hits to both sides you're pretty daft.

why the eu flag?

doesnt matter; as losers of 2 wars and the same population as Switzerland we have half the gdp of switzerland but were still one of the richest states in the world in comparison and mortgages...we are far more stable than Germany is and have achieved far more shit than you thats not because i dont like Germans but its because we always focused on connections to the East of Europe..

Granted every single point

They are mocking everything, if you're able to read between the lines which you obviously aren't.

See you, anons. I'll gonna buy a few beers. At Edeka, in the nice 95% white German suburb I'm living in. And when I come back this stupid thread will be gone, probably.

You gave up looking into the mirror a long time ago