What is wrong with millennials?

What is wrong with millennials?

they're gay

>"""""""millenials"""""""

fuck tipping

>go to hooters
>Over pay for shit food and get to see some hot women

>Go to porn hub
>See hot women for free

We've seen the light.

>paying to see slutty women when you have internet

No money no boobs

who needs hooters when Sup Forums bait threads show me 10/10 women

Hooters is degenerate.

Here's the thing hooters sucks. The food is fucking terrible and the servers are just there for money. Literally no reason to go there

Millennials are smarter than to give roasties attention without getting anything in return.

Is there anything more cuckold/beta than going to hooters to look at some tits?

>Come pay for our shitty overpriced beer and hotwings

Either you buy beer/hotwings somewhere who can actually serve it or you go to a strip club.

What the fuck is the point of hooters Ive never understood

our controllers want us to live like homosexuals (transient, fleeting, meaningless sexual encounters define your life) so the best way to do that is to finance this anal fixation people have these days. sounds like its really working

The novelty of hooters has been diminished because of porn. Maybe they should work on their food.

Hooters is absolute horseshit.
I've gone to family owned bars with food 1,000 times better.

Ordered nachos and got a weeks worth of sodium.

not to mention the 11/10 dick girls.

just have them walking around in thongs or something

problem solved

now hire me hooters

Probably cause they are gay or to want to be a trap

>tfw no oppai loli gf

I never understood the appeal of these places. You pay extra money for shitty wings, and the towns local 21 year old skanks that are going nowhere in life pretend like they're interested in you so they can get a big tip. Its really lame to me.

Define "millennials".

Boobs are just fake asses to trick inferior brains that can't tell any better anyway.

This.

The only way they could save Hooters in modern society would be to drop the pretense of the whole restaurant thing and just convert it into a strip joint chain.

fpbp

I've been to three hooters near me. C cups at best and busted up faces. They can fuck off.

>Millennials aren't into boobs

To take clients out to enjoy boobs without seeming too skeezy.

>Going to a shitty restaurant for "revealing" women when I could just jerk it to porn while eating a big Mac
It's the current year, only virgin autists and old people go to Hooters nowadays, with the odd exception of a wigger or two.

because women are shit

Can someone tell me what the allure is of stripclubs?

>Hey guys, you want to all get erections together and spend lots of money on boobs we can't touch?

>guilt to tip for shitty service and subpar food
>when i can just go for take out

We eat ass get with it

Yeah hooters it has nothing to do with you hiring fat landwhales or methheads with no tits or ass or the fact your food is average at best, its millennials

its a little bit expensive. i mean damn what they be charging for a pitcher of beer? 15$?

I went to hooters nyc, great place would visit again.

you mean it isn't a strip club? I've been thinking that for years!

Real millennials are too busy using Tinder, impregnating strangers, and getting STDs to go there.

Last Hooters I went to had surprisingly tasty food, the waitresses were barely sentient and fucked up our order though.

yes, being a commie.

You can see large breasted women wearing tight clothing just walking down the street for free.

The demographics are changing

they started hiring titlets and ruined any reason I had to buy shitty overpriced wings

So give them shorter shorts and change to the name to some ass pun

>go to strip club
>underpay for shit food
>get tits rubbed in face
>get dick polished for less money than the dates and rejections would have cost

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Right godamn faggots

Why cant we have this here? Oh wait its because we are not degenerate subhumans like amerimutts.

If I want to look at boobs, I'll look at boobs. If I want decent quality food at a decent price I sure don't go to Hooters.

Nothing wrong with millenials, they're just speaking with their money and going to a superior boob-viewing establishment.

Its 2017 we re gay now

Fat womans = big tits
Big tits = good but many of the fat womans in the world are making threm gross and unnapealing
flat chest is better anyway

Boobs are great. I'm just s-scared to l-look at them.

I can't have sex with them. Why would I?

>We can't touch

Just get a private dance my man, you'll figure everything out very fast

We eat THICC ass now gramps get with the times.

hooters is to restaurants what playboy is to internet porn. obsolete business model

>every white country likes boobs better

We broke the conditioning, your food sucks and your hooters girls are worthless, let the free market decide goyim.

>Oppai Loli
You deserve what's happening to your country.

>Argentina

Literally this, if you can't touch no point going there.

Then just go to a brothel, they exist often as asian massage places.

Hooters actually has really good food. I go with my gf all the time.
The women have gone down in quality over the years though, but I go for food anyways.

This is wrong. #NotMyAmerica

going to strip clubs

>Millennials
>Not into boobs
Not unless they have a dick to go along with them; see Sup Forums

they should do a hooters but with feet instead

>Not being an assman.
Sad

kebab doesn't like boobs and it keeps being imported

Age of pathetic middle aged men staring at tits not even out in full view and paying for low quality over priced food with even shittier service, then tipping extra is over

I love tits

ass is literal nigger-tier attraction. You could have soft bosoms, milk producing, life giving mammaries . but kids now prefer a shit-spewing hole. gg amerikkka

This, we want our drinks brought to us between the butt cheeks of a stripper nowadays.

Hooters has unironically great bar food

Hooters closes down and replaced by trap-bar

Apparently hooters is a mediocre food joint...? If I want to eat, I want to eat well. Not stare at some fucking sluts I shouldn't touch anyway for fear of contracting some terrible disease.

What the fuck

I wish I had a foot fetish. So many women in my life I could easily get off to.

I need a bitch twerking in my plate, millenials are all about ass.

low test
50% lower than 50 years ago
Everything checks

I live in a city that has both a thriving Hooters and Twin Peaks.

Because millenials are financially tapped out and there is no shortage of women who want to show their tits, ass or pussy on the internet.

Hooters food sucks and overpriced.
Are the boobs worth it?

I like boobs, but i don't like over priced hot wings/beer and covered up boobs i cant lick.

i walked into a hooters in austin, texas, one of the girls was a "girl" with a floppin dong clearly visible under the orange shorts, and i did a 360 and walked away

>world filled with women proudly displaying their cleavage in public
>entire internet rife with tit pics
>constant arguments over cleavage in schools, public breastfeeding, etc.

make a world where breasts are everywhere and associated with stress and argument, blame the people born into that world for not fetishizing them like they have been in the past

the real fucking problem here is the businesses who revolve around a single aspect of life, and they flip out when that aspect of life changes in any way.

>serving the greater good of society is beta

Sure thing buddy.

>NK

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So what line of work will these women go into now?

This is why your birth rate is so low.

Tilted Kilt?

>hot

I love hooters chicken, but the waitresses are fucking horrible. Every fucking time I go, they're entitled bitches, they've forgot my food before then lied straight to the managers face right in front of me. If they got some normal waiters that were actually good at their jobs, they'd do much better

software engineering

the fuck you talkin bout boy. Booty is magnificent. You're just too insecure with your own sexuality to see that. You think if you pretend to like boobs, people won't think you're a giant homo. (which you probably secretly are)

>not sucking your beverage out of a girl's colon
casual

Estrogen filled faggots.

If you beg for $15 an hr how the fuck can you even tip a hot girl much less afford to eat out? Millennials would rather go to McNiggers and get the dollar meal while wearing a LGBT shirt and purple hair

I have 2D and I can make better chicken tendies at home

They're going to go into STEM fields.