Tell me every (factual) thing you know about Albania

Tell me every (factual) thing you know about Albania.

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Weird wannabe Turk rats with odd shaped skulls

They make good pastries

Skanderbeg the roach slayer, should be added to F/GO

I said factual. retard negro.

that is not very helpful. know more about them?

Stole flag from half Serb Catholic Skanderbeg.

80% Muslim roaches.

They love the good ol' USA

Nobody cares about them

retard

this is a good thing.

The country is full of little bunkers that are now used as storage rooms, shops and guest rooms.

I think I once read that they have most human trafficking in the world or at least one of the top ranking countries. Also, a lot of hiv positives.

They are white genetically

But turkish roaches and ottoman dogs

This is all you need to know about albanians:

youtube.com/watch?v=c_C8uuFdPJU

>human trafficking
the biggest is always left out for (((some))) reason: israel
>a lot of hiv positives
wtf why?

I'd love to go there desu

I thought Albania was in Africa.

Odd shaped skulls is factual. Rectangle head bastards

it's just because you're used to low-test cucks? wtf do you mean odd shapes? post examples

best memes on leftypol are all about albania

They're okay I guess.

Tirana is one of the oldest Roman settlements

Mussolini beat them in WW2. Nothing more needs to be said about the joke of a country called Albania.

>leftypol
>good memes

Are you sad that you people are possibly going to lose visa-free eu entry?

There's a custom in Albania where when the husband dies the widdow becomes the husband, assumes his name, becomes "male", takes his job etc.

You guys have an INSANE amount of bunkers which is pretty cool I guess

>leftypol
I never been. post the best ones so I can judge if they're good or not.

Enver Hoxha was interesting. He certainly had a good closed border policy.

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> First learned about it from simpsons episode
> cool flag brah
> assumed it was a russian satalite in the ussr
> learning about historical rome and greece. Oh weird a country ive never heard of is inbetween greece and italy
> muslims
> dont really know anytihng else. assume they are where the ottomans converted/raped the locals ... weird that greece is christian in between.
> kosovo is albanian-serb frontier fake country
> diversity is not the balkans strength

enlighten me desu

arbanas means the exiled but in a manner when you take a violent shit and exile it from your bowls.
Their native region is in the Caucasus mountains and they are genetic waste.
Muslim and communist ones are at the level of trained monkeys.
Christians have some local Balkan blood and can be human like.
Destroyers of culture, creators of deserts in spiritual and every other way.
Used by osman turks as easy to control filler shit people to try and displace local people.
No contribution to mankind and no advancements or poetry or art or anything except drug, organ, weapon and human trafficking.
Slaves of satanists like Clintons.

they drive Mercedes and have shitty roads (aka potholes)

It's a shithole full of albaniggers

This is what I imagine most albos look like

>Destroyers of culture, creators of deserts in spiritual and every other way.
elaborate. also, I have trouble taking any serb seriously because you guys always have butthurt saltyness levels surpassing any other country by far.

so it's like belgium but with mercedes'?

> Albania thread
> CTRL+F organ trafficking
> no results

i can tell you 2 things for certain
there is no difference between good flan and bad flan
and there is no war in Albania

learn to read

youtube.com/watch?v=edGaxOU4UAE

Recent example.

>burning churches
>bad
huh? also that doesn't look recent at all

Seriously, its like dark web the country

They love black dick because like all good turk shits they are all degenerate.

How a shitskin like you ended up in Netherlands? So how's stealing from dutch going on?

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It is a fact. Some albo doctors in Kosovo got arrested for harvesting organs and sending them to Albania.

Albos are the worst scum to live on this planet.

>if you don't instantly believe everything Sup Forums says, then you are x
fuck off retard, I don't know shit about Albania yet.

do they have niggers? why hide your flag?

wtf how bad can it be?

Drugs, traditional wives are their most famous export

That's Kosovo, they're Albanians on steroids

Пoeзијa

Go to Ulcinj, more mosques than Istanbul

Their clay belongs to serbia

>traditional wives are their most famous export
good. because I met a red pilled albanian qt. it was like talking to a non-autistic Sup Forumsack

They don't have a single friendly neighbor because they are always trying to steal other people's land


70% are muslims but some of them are ractically jihadist tier
The rest are catholics

In reality most dont care about religion


Most think of themselves in some sort of grandeur yet thier people never accomplished anything

Most albanians live outside of albania because its so shit

>American
>Lived there for a year
The girls are really pretty but fucking insane and the country is a giant shit hole. Nothing works and nobody cares. Trash everywhere and they are "proud".

On the plus, the people are very very kind to travelers, but like everything else, it's quite shallow.

An Albanian friend of mine once told me, "You want to know why Albania is so fucked up? I tell you why we are so fucked up. It's because we don't care. We just want our coffee, our cigarettes, and to go to the beach. That is life."

Knew a friend that came from there. Other than that its probably a shit hole.

>Other than that its probably a shit hole.
a bigger shithole than the US?

Honestly it's not that important. Only like 2.2 million people. There isn't really anything going on there. Plus very Muslim

Fuck Albania, Serbia should have just nuked that shit hole and ended it. NATO was a mistake.

there's a custom in austria where the wife cheats on her husband with ahmed

but Serbia is full of retards who are constantly butthurt about everyone and just want to chimp out against everyone around them

wow, so at least their women aren't useless like ours

>I don't know shit about Albania yet.
Yet you went full damage control even against facts.

Not white.

>even against facts.
posts on Sup Forums aren't facts, but can be.

albo diaspora plis go

I wonder what tonibler is doing in Amsterdam. Busy selling drugs? Because from the butthurt answers it's pretty evident that OP is albanian

>tell me about Albania
>proceeds to find fault with all posts about Albania

If you know so much about them, why make the thread?

lol see. this is why Sup Forums is retarded. if I was trying not to hate slovenia in another thread right fucking now, they'd all call me Slovenian diaspora.

retards.

factual mate. gib history, not your opinion.

no, really, you're too obvious, claiming to know nothing about albania yet defending them furiously

At least you're not as bad as that turk diaspora

BOy, you Serbs sure hate Albanians.

best is relative, ive lost the ones i had, they were pretty funny though

wtf nvm, I hate Albania now. fucking americucks and their constant cancer spreading
balkanalysis.com/blog/2017/01/29/the-iranian-mek-in-albania-implications-and-possible-future-sectarian-divisions/

serbs hate everyone. having a miserable life in a shithole country does that to you.

/thraed

Interesting language that is on its own in the larger indo-European family.

Also Enver Hoxha did nothing wrong

/thread holy fuck i am autistic

Too obvious, my Albanian friend...

I'm not memeing mate. fuck them for helping americucks support another marxist group.

dumping the dankest hoxhaist beats out there:
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poor retard don t know facts

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balkan_sworn_virgins

I'm from Albania and live in Italy

It's not that shit of a place. It IS bad but still manageable to visit/live to some extent

Bad reputation comes from immigrant from the '91 - '97 diasporas, most of them were criminals released from prisons because the government/police force fell, they were free to get the hell out of there and riot in the world, nobody checked on their criminal records.

Most declare to be Muslims, I'd say ~80% have never opened the Qur'an. Most of them remained "muslim" in title only from the Ottoman reign. My parents' families did not give a fuck, when comunism begun they went full atheist.

Mafia/Corruption is a huge problem, it's the thing that mostly holds the country back.

There are many Albanians that are shitheads, but it's not different from any other country in the world; there are good and bad people.
Sadly immigrants for the most part are the shitheads

>Most declare to be Muslims, I'd say ~80% have never opened the Qur'an. Most of them remained "muslim" in title only
lel sounds like iran

>Tell me every (factual) thing you know about Albania.
Albania is the capital of New York State

stupid muslims
they smell bad

>posts the RedditFlagFag

Lot of gangs in the country. Wouldn't recommend you stir up alot of attention there less you get nabbed by human trafficking. Other than that, very comfy.

heroin easily passes as national currency
tattooed albanian whores also, but more as a change/smaller transactions
misshapen skulls, like a primary retardation or blunt force trauma, but on a genetic fucking level
cant figure out electricity
largest cities are basically trash dumps you could see in one of those india documentaries where tiny children swim in shit and collect garbage

i've talked with a serb paramilitary member who volunteered to kosovo, he told me that albanians would absolutely never change position after firing, he told me that his guys basically fired into the gun flash, changed position, fired again, changed position, and albanians would always die, shoot in the previous spot, die, shoot in the previous spot, die
he told me that basically it was like going into the armed conflict against medically retarded individuals, and that they took no casualties
they had to withdraw once nato entered the region tho

A shithole filled with Turkish rape babies in denial

>filled with Turkish
germany?

I said turkish rape babies in DENIAL my dear Albanian roach

first of all, I'm not albanian. second of all, it's just funny to me, hearing a german talk about anyone or anything being filled by turks.

>go on periscope
>every single person in germany is a turk

Are you retarded? I said the Albanians themselves are turks in DENIAL not that their shithole is filled with turks from Turkey
Also what you gonna do about those niggers in your country?

>I said the Albanians themselves are turks in DENIAL
I know what you said. but you're complaining about roachness when you have the most roach-infested country

>in DENIAL
I don't know about that. the redpilled albanian qt told he herself that they're basically turkey/turkish or something

Fucking retard you are

Kys nigger

>caucus
Said the Serb.

Mexicans are to Americans what Albanians are to Greeks

>retard you are
learn to speak english mate. kanker mof.

and ice cream

greeks aren't fat jew-puppet degenerate retards

why would anyone want a non white wife

Their a minor nation in the Ragusa trade node, they used to start off at war with the ottomans, which spelled instant death without seriously cheesy tactics