This is the average american

>this is the average american

lmao

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Woah, it is really him!!!

kekaroo

>56%

too much native and nigger blood flows in the veins of people with US passports. The remaining pure Europeans should think about getting out. I know I am

its uncanny

Where to go though? I have pondered this question before.

>Moortugal
>White
56% is better than 0%

>fat
>short
>mongrel
>dark brown eyes
>receding hairline
>retarded
holy shit it almost makes you feel bad

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>I'm your momma
youtube.com/watch?v=RO0uOzJqgH8

>Moortugal
>Actual history, culture and a reason to be proud of their country
>USA
>Jewish cocksleeve since the 50's and the source of most of the modern worlds problems
If that's what the ""Huhwhite" American man can do then I'd rather be black desu

Holy shit

>let me tell you about who is and is not whuite ese

life imitates memes

lol its true

How do we get that goblin killed.

Is this now an american hate thread?

>now

le 56% face is just a meme

find who this guy is and press charges

lmao

that hook nose

lol
it's true
ahhahahaha

He is literally an actor

>flag
fuck up spic

>be american
>wake up and pour a bowl of High-Fructose Sugar Clumps™
>drive to work in my Chevy super truck 3000 that handles like I'm driving a king size bed
>listen to some true blue american hood culture on the radio
>drop daughter to Tyrone and Jamal's for morning reparations before school
>pick up my morning coffee (long black with 1 shot of coffee and 3 shots of caramel syrup, room temperature)
>sit in traffic for 30mins
>remember I need to stop at the strip mall because its my day to pick up the glazed donuts for work
>park car, Dacquan knocks on the car window
>get shot
>it takes Dacquans whole gang to drag me from my car
>shart as my body hits the pavement
>Hernandez steals wallet from my dying body
>everyone claps at the funeral

This. Looks just like that C-Actor who that was in all those nerd movies in the mid 2000s.

>the average American atheist

This was so obviously staged it was cringeworthy

youtube.com/watch?v=rsnGoTp6j2I

hes like the guy from this old maymay too

Of course not

holy shit

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>Portugal, a country with real history
>0%
Hahahahaha coming from an American, this is too funny

too real

but...it's just a meme.

A-America has history! What about the Great Opening of McDonalds in 1953!

>this is the average alt-left

hhhehehe

>i'd rather be black
>rather
Sorry Pedro, you're black...

>SAYS THE SHIT WHO GOT FUCKED BY SPAIN

>sit in traffic for 30 minutes
try 2 hours

>Be american
>Get pryed from mother's womb by doctor who is halfway through a 48 hour shift
>Rushed off to the next room to have my genitals mutilated
>Grow up in broken family, raised by television and rap music
>Brutal public school system destroys any remaining chance at self worth or happiness
>All manufacturing jobs are gone, join the military
>Shipped out to the sandbox for 30k a year to fight the jewish wars
>come home
>Damaged American male psyche has developed in to full blown PTSD and schizophrenia
>Beat wife, get divorced
>Blow head off with shotgun aged 30

FULL CIRCLE

I AM ASHAMED

bro stop, im fucking dead

> Portuguese
> Writes American fan fiction so true to popular culture.....
> Hilarious to Americans
You have a gift. A strange, funky gift......

This is me. Just add in that I was adopted and have a drinking problem.

You're thinking of canada. The longest shift you can work in the US as a doctor is 12 hours per shift. In canada I think it's a 32 hour maximum. That have the longest working hours in the world.

All the rest though. valid.

thx for the link