Well, Sup Forums? Can you fit yours inside an empty toilet paper roll?

well, Sup Forums? Can you fit yours inside an empty toilet paper roll?

Korean masked girls telling the truth

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Hell no. But average length though so it's not all great.

no general consensus here.

youtube.com/watch?v=SBj_n9OhAIw

western girls though...damn, i can see why anglos and norks are racemixing with asian women so hard.

It's all women's bravado on camera. They know what an average male penis size is. I think women are more worried about the size of their vagina than men are worried about the size of their dicks.

Can't watch the video right now; how does the toilet paper roll thing work? Is your dick supposed to go out of the other side. Is it supposed to be so fat as so it can touch the walls neatly? Or is it both?

It's supposed to go inside the toilet roll soft, then get it hard and it tears the toilet roll to pieces because it's so strong and big. If it isn't that big then women will feel no pleasure from sleeping with you. And that is how sex works.

you shouldn't be able to fit it inside, apparently

well...i dunno about tearing the toilet roll in pieces..

>plastic
>surgery

Mine doesnt fit inside. I guess i am doing well

I have a feeling this is odeal though. Like when a girl says she wants a 6 foot 2 man

>tfw dick is too big for toilet paper rolls
too bad that for western woman your dick shouldnt even fit into an empty pringles roll

It literally has to tear the toilet roll in half and also be at least twice as long as the toilet roll or women will feel no pleasure inside their extremely sensitive vagina area.

But is she able to fit a toilet paper roll in her mouth?

looks like someone's not able to endure some teeth scratch and the end of white man privileges in the US

I think if she says
>AYY, U SO BIG
when boning her, it's big enough.
next time fuck off to Sup Forums with Dick Size Matters bread

>mfw my dick is a toilet paper roll

well at least it cant fit inside a toilet paper roll then

What a bunch of whores. And the fag too. I hate people that talk about sex like that.

Gotta say, if it were the West, these whores would be citing porn dildos instead.

Maybe that apples in Malaysia but here 6'2" is King of Manlets

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Ha, I first thought they meant girth and was pretty weirded out.

That looks like "corrective jaw surgery". It's more corrective than cosmetic. Look it up.

If you're going to post outrageous plastic surgery then at least do it right.

Like this freak here. He's called the Chinese Snake Spirit Boy.

shanghaiist.com/2016/02/26/snake_spirit_boy_vs_singapore.php

This is false.

Woman is dog only fit for consumption of man and to make new children for work in regeime.

Fuck that shit. Blowjobs are the best part of sex. If that slut starts scratching go no contact

>can i fit inside
my dick curves upwards so its not comfy, also heads too thick so I have to put it in flaccid first

Why are gooks so disgusting?

Sex is sole purpose to produce new factory worker or soldier. Pleasure is not issue. Only in false puppet state would such unreasonable question be asked on state broadcast!

kim wtf

I was in Vietnam recently... my dick is average 5.5" and they creamed like a fucking slushy fountain.

lol people actually don't know this from before? you nazis really are permavirgins!

>pic related, it's what you should do if you can't shred a roll of toilet paper with your dick

a fucking nork?

>tfw 18-19cm long
I only ever had sex, but it was with this phillipino girl that was studying here. Sorry Sup Forums

i kek'd

Sex is not for pleasure. Ever.

If one does not intent to make new worker or solider then there is no reason to sex

Citizen is not animal!

I did the toilet paper roll test. The head fit, barely, nothing else.

If it would fit it'd be longer than the roll, but not by much.

Never had a single complaint.

She carries Total Gookface pretty well, actually.

I cannot.

This type of question on State Broadcast show how uncivilized and poor citizen False Korea is. I hope to unify and cure them in my lifespan. But it is long chance.

thanks Kim.

I can fit toilet paper roll INSIDE MY DICK
KING SIZE MOTHERFUCKER!
WHITE POWER!

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they aint wight

You are welcome citizen. I know not all American citizen is dog. Some of you are ok. Don't come to Guam tomorrow.

same here krauto

reminder not to fall for the yellow jew

poor asians, their average size is smaller but girls care as much as western girls about size.
glad to have a thick long cock.

the roll is different size in different countries

Would you happen to know the differences?

Thanks, Best Korea

pls dont eat me kim
im not dog, im a people

long live best korea!

The roll is also different between brands.

>I know not all American citizen is dog. Some of you are cat.

This is like the second dick three today.

/pol does not mean dick-pole

sage

Welcome citizen.

Please careful not to fall down in poor area.

This is incorrect and uneducated reply

Fucking Koreans are the tiniest.

Thank you Spain

And that's how sex works.
I kek'd.

I can fit mine inside the toilet paper roll but it starts hurting at full size and I have trouble pulling it out. Doesn't tear though.

Fuck you gook

Ultimately it doesn't matter. Even the tiniest dicked male can pull and satisfy women because everyone is judged on financial merit in this society.

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Penis only purpose is to fertilize egg to make new citizen. Size is not relevant to any rational citizen.

usa & the congo swapped around, how insecure.

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Sorry, but I have facts to back it up

Some US citizens are cats. They can chose their gender now; some are F/A-18 Hornets, some are AH-64 Apache.

It's a strange, scary, new world. I saved this spurdo, just for you. Now, please, kill the leaders of my nation, Kim. They are traitors and paedophiles.

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This is false puppet state cartoon. Sex must be for make new factory worker. If woman can not give birth, it is lower than dog.

>became jerkoff champ 1991-current
>no girl has ever made me cum from sex because of deathgrip

amen

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Toilet paper rolls aren't standard size though

Good thing im a hapa

Oh dear . . . you again? Just end it, man. Your bloodline has to go. I'm sorry.

Ted?

Thank you for understand life purpose citizen.

Different countries use different paper roll diameters.

>Sorry, but I have facts to back it up
lol no.

It's when a nord and an orc have a baby. Best melee race in the Elder Scrolls

LOL

for newshits this is edited

norks are the most mega-manlets on the planet.

>chart misspells Asian
So this thing is super credible, right?

WTF I THOUGHT THEY WERE PURE WIFES BUT THEY ARE ALL THOTS

Stay in school kids: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Association_of_Southeast_Asian_Nations

Our daily calorie intake is not as high as yours but we make new citizen and laborer with efficient so it's non issue

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Tfw 6"3'
Tfw not swimming in pussy

why are korenans so redpilled about the toilet roll test?

most are 5'5 inside girth

and having above or = 5'5 girth puts you into the Hung category

>YOU NEED TO MEASURE THE BASE, MID SHaft and tip to get an average of the three
>having 5'5 base girth while your tip is tiny isn;t something special

FYI

>condom is 7ish inches
>4 inches is only a 3rd of the way up the condom

Who made this shit?

>women
>pure

Get a load of this guy. Even those cute nerdy socially-awkward girls are shoving sharpies up their buttholes and posting pics on Sup Forums at this very moment.

>Some of you are ok. Don't come to Guam tomorrow.

north korea is best larp

Left side is very good looking too

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Under no circumstances can I fit my erect cock in a toilet roll. Just attempted it. No fucking way. I'm almost double the length and too fucking fat to get it in there.

That's nuts that they consider anything bigger than a toilet roll "big". I always thought I was on the small side of things.

Thank you based Koreans. Feels better man.

It's not joke because we only have certain target in ICBM range.