Careers - Central Intelligence Agency - CIA

Make a difference in your career. Consider the global employment opportunities at the CIA. We're looking for a diversity of people for the important job of keeping America safe.

cia.gov/careers

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petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/formally-recognize-antifa-terrorist-organization-0
farleftwatch.com/2017/07/26/far-left-militia-training-for-guerrilla-warfare/
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How much do I make yearly?

>working in the shanty town of DC
no thanks

Checked and this. Who really wants to be in the shithole that is DC.

glassdoor.com/Salary/CIA-Salaries-E41381.htm

We keep hearing horror stories about how the CIA are corrupt; the world's most prolific assassins; participate in toppling other county's governments; and that you are the enforcement arm of the Deep state. Plus, the world's biggest drug and human traffickers. Have you cleaned out the evil? Are there still mecenary Black Ops murderers? we saw CIA at Charlotteville in full view and that was a scam.

youtube.com/watch?v=8Af9FNFxhKw

>trump calling out the fifth column during his fucking speech

I went to private school with two now CIA/DIA drones....they were zero creativity conforming mutant faggots.

>Wanting to work for the CIA-narco complex

went to college in DC but that was during the late bush/early obama era and i had no interest in joining the gov

Couldve gotten a decent job there, kinda regret not doing it now

"We're looking for a diversity of people"
Diversity is code for NOT WHITE.

youtube.com/watch?v=irn9FYJP2fY

Thanks

>Diversity

I won't lie. I have fantasized about working for the CIA. They fascinate me. But what would a 30-something keyboard warrior like me have to offer them?

Learn how to beat someone to death with a keyboard. The they'll never stop you in customs

>join CIA
if we wanted to join the CIA, we'd be in the CIA. The starbucks is out of chips for java chip fraps. :(

>implying the fat neckbeard incel permavirgins of Sup Forums can hack it at the cia

Would you like my headshot and resume?

Lets get antifa labeled as terrorists, official white house petition here:
petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/formally-recognize-antifa-terrorist-organization-0

For those who don't know what antifa is, it is a far-left domestic terrorist group (only considered so in 1 state, for now) that is part of the alt-left and promotes killing cops, destruction of private property, anti-white racism, open borders, islamic terrorism and the implementation of communism thru means of violent revolution.

Read more here: farleftwatch.com/2017/07/26/far-left-militia-training-for-guerrilla-warfare/

Please share to all burgers! Share it everywhere!

Why do you think they're losing? The guys in the CIA aren't half the men they were back in the days of being president-assassinating cowboys. They're a bunch of small guys now.

The CIA deals arms for Israel. Watch the Youtube video with the agent explaining. He has 20 years experience as an agent. Fuck off Israeli-backed shill.
The whole concept a man with no identity can break laws without consequence while hard working people with one get imprisoned should be illegal. Disband the CIA.

>diversity
nope.

Even if having a varied pool of talent would benefit the CIA and subsequently our nation you should know better than to use the 'd' word here.
Your use of that word shows how outdated your thought patterns are.

Lurk more.

Why would I want to become pawns to the literal anti-christ?
The CIA is morally bankrupt and exist to serve itself and only itself. You are lower than scum.

>We're looking for a diversity of people for the important job of keeping America safe.
>diversity
Hahahahahahahahaha. Diversity of skill sets too, amirite? Whatever happened to looking for the best and brightest to serve, defend and protect this great country of USA?

>being a cianigger
embarrassing lmao

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Already told you multiple times to get in touch, we can do great things together. I haven't applied through the site because my real world resume is nonexistent, i've kind of been off the grid for some moments in my life.

( a man can wish)

Why haven't you guys killed Soros

Nice try, Boris.

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>I imported drugs into your nation for UR FREEDUMS

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It is quite dangerous smuggling drugs and weapons over borders. Working in Satan's employ does carry its risks.

>the CIA is headed out of DC

brainlets everyone

thanks for leading me on an internship for 5 months then rejecting me out of the blue

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Fine shill. If this organization protects the US, tell us why we see terrorism every day. Wouldn't all the major Islamic militias be imprisomed in Africa somewhere? Everyone knows the CIA is a hugbox for nutty vets.

Why? Didn't respond to the yahoo message because I can't smoke weed and would have to take orders from bitches like mcmuhlan. I know the FBI is having problems too but seem far more transparent and have more of that hokey/cheesy spirit called Patriotism.

I don't think there would ever be a day or a successful op in the CIA that would ever have me saying "I saved America today". Brennen has already spoken volumes about your organization and it's paradigms. It was the most childish and petty display of delusion I have ever seen and clearly established that he does not give a flying fuck about the nation.

why does he look so much like this

(((brennan)))

Already been employed for 3 years.

Call me, I'll think about it.

Do you hire 'creatives'? Give me a call...

LEL. I give the guy shit but he may have done some crazy stuff. Who knows? We'll probably never hear about any of the crazy shit they do.

Burger Sup Forumsacks should consider going into the cia/fbi.

I-it's beautiful.

>We're looking for a diversity

Oh, i'm sure you are, CIA.

>keeping America safe.

By replacing it's population and starting riots as a temper tantrum because your hillary didn't win?