German girl, probably 17 or 18, in black hijab and long dark radical Islamic dress comes into subway and sits down immediately in front of me - her punk friend (also probably 18, but no hijab, dressed like a 1980s rocker-punk girl) sits next to her and starts typing away on her phone.
Hijab girl sort of stares at me. Only thing I did was put my rucksack to the side so the hijab girl had room for her legs.
15 min of having them sit across me, discussing shit in their Prussian German accent - the rocker-punk girl has some kind of Middle Eastern music in her earphones loud as fuck.
How do you react correctly in these sort of situations?
A. Get up and sit elsewhere? Make it obvious so they see you disapprove of them not integrating at all.
B. Ask them to sit somewhere else because of the smell (they smelled like this shisha garbage smoking thing they all do)
C. Stare at them and shake head and say "German is lost" or something?
Run the best friends test, then the cube, maybe a palm read, a few subtle negs then go for the deus vult.
Andrew Martinez
>Beat the shit out of them you fucking cuck. I am a lawyer. I don't want to go to jail and lose my license and livelihood and then end up in a Eastern German commieblock living off of Hartz-IV.
Xavier Gutierrez
i would just behave like i always do and think by myself "at least we won't end up liberal."
Thomas Young
MAYBE DON'T MOVE YOUR FUCKING BAG NEXT TIME INSTEAD OF WRITING UP A FUCKING OPTIONS MENU
Joseph Harris
grab em by the pussy
Nathaniel Murphy
The samw wa you would react to rude people in general. Switch seats, try to ignore them or confront them.
Xavier Parker
Smile at them. Sometimes that's what they least expect, and they think you know something they don't
Parker Russell
*same way
Luis Ross
Also post more hijab qts
Bentley James
Or sing Deutchlandlied while looking right at them
Hunter Hill
>How do you react correctly in these sort of situations? I feel like this is the perfect reason to have at least one radical islamic male friend on call at all times.
Charles Cox
use your legal knowledge and training to close the floodgates of muslims into your country
surely there are laws you can challenge in the courts
Owen Davis
How did you react?
Jose Martinez
>i would just behave like i always do and think by myself "at least we won't end up liberal." I think that is what I thought 4min in, then I realized, the two girls were on their way for a meet up with their friends to go party... or to the mosque or whatever. The freaky part is, at least one of them was incredibly liberal and the other one was just radical Muslim... but probably still extremely liberal and voting communist or socialist.
Luis Gray
Get her number. Have sex with her. Don't give her your real name. Breed her. Don't support her mongrel child Repeat until Germany is German again
Jaxon Turner
Take off your shirt and wrap it around your head and then smile oddly at her and stare giving her a thumbs up.
If they ask say, "I always wanted to wear cloths on my head, but I was afraid people would think I'm a dipshit. But now we can look stupid together."
Anthony Myers
>Switch seats, try to ignore them or confront them. Those were my 3 options, so which one is it. A., B. or C.?
Connor Green
>making mulattos will help Germany
WAY TO GO DIP%!$@
James Evans
Just convert to Islam and become a proper person. Leave the women alone if you know what's good for you.
Adrian Ramirez
>German girl, probably 17 or 18, in black hijab
I have literally never seen this. All of them have been dark skinned, brown eyed, and either spoke no German at all or very bad broken German.
> punk rock friend
Uh, no.
> Prussian accent
Are you from Munich or something? LOL. Prussia hasn't existed for almost 100 years now. There's no such thing as a "Prussian accent".
> How do you react correctly in these sort of situations?
It's never necessary because it never happens like that. Usually it's kids fucking with you to look cool in front of their friends. If you don't know how to react to this then you aren't an adult.
Sebastian Morales
is this a common thing? i've probably seen only about 2 or 3 white converts and that is including on the TV
Jaxon Wood
>Smile at them. Sometimes that's what they least expect, and they think you know something they don't Actually, I think the hijab girl actually wanted to hook up. She stared at me in a sort of "hey, come on, chat me up" kind of way.
full disclosure: I am a good looking Germanic guy and was dressed well. They could have sat anywhere, but she planted herself DIRECLTY in front of me. Without the Islamic clothing she might even be good looking, she was thin and young and didn't have *the nose*.
Parker Fisher
German girl? But then you say she's an arab. Which one is it?
Ryan Ward
>Get up and sit elsewhere? Make it obvious so they see you disapprove of them not integrating at all. MUSLIMA BTFO. You don't exist in her universe at all. You're just an awkward stranger in the train for her. If you're good socially you can do the understanding but slightly condescending smile but that's about it. Fantasizing about a magic retort that will make you the hero of the day won't get you anywhere.
Use the time to think about how to actually win people. Also I refuse to believe anyone old enough to study law let alone be a lawyer would consider "Stare at them and shake head and say "German is lost" or something?" a good option for anything except autofellatio.
Gavin Parker
>i've probably seen only about 2 or 3 white converts and that is including on the TV
Where are you going? Even I have met several swedish converts to Islam in Oslo. (and also tons of norwegians as well)
Do you actively avoid muslims or something? How can you only meet 2 or 3? Do you live in Kiruna or some other remote place?
Brody Butler
>surely there are laws you can challenge in the courts Not really. The laws protect the "refugees" and immigrants, not the natives. Germany is lost.
>How did you react? As I said, I took my rucksack and put it on the empty seat next to me. I then proceeded to not look at them or do other stuff. Checked my phone a few times for whatsapp messages and checked for tennis results and political news. Stared at the punk girl when she increased the volume of her music.
Thomas Bennett
D. Mind your own fucking business and get off at your stop.
Levi Sullivan
fart proud , establishing your dominance
Easton Diaz
You fucking cuck and your fucking shitty feathered hat
John Flores
>well dressed >walks around with a backpack
Pick one
Christopher Flores
Public transportation is a jewish PsyOp
Christopher Moore
>Are you from Munich or something? LOL. Prussia hasn't existed for almost 100 years now. There's no such thing as a "Prussian accent". Fuck off Karl-Heinz. This is a Prussian accent as spoken by a "German" hijab girl:
React to what? Is this your first time taking public transit? It's a chesspool of non-whites, underclass, crazy people and other outcasts. Even in a train full of white people there's mouthbreathers eating burger king meals and blasting shitty loud music or yelling.
Justin Baker
You should have made friends with them and tried to impregnate one of them.
This is a fucking war. Your dick is a weapon.
Lucas Davis
Slap the punk rocker and yell at the hijabi woman for hanging out with such a kaffir. Drag her to a dark ally, rape her and marry her unless you have 4 wives alredy.
William Campbell
>Be Hans, staring at foreign girls in the subway like the autist I am. Dare not speak a word. >Dont they realize I'm on my way to a fluchtlinge wilkommen protest? I love migrants, especially muslims. I would never be a nazi no matter how blond I am! Merkel ist mein mutti too! >softly crying while fapping to the memory of hijabi princess
Zachary Brooks
This is true also.
Aaron Parker
Vomit/poo near them. Or Drink a bit of water, and splash it over their face all the while faking the act of coughing.
Sebastian Johnson
>>walks around with a backpack I use the rucksack to put stuff in. I don't know which shithole you come from, but around here you can dress well and use a rucksack. When I lived in NYC, I sometimes took my rucksack with me while wearing my suit and tie going to work.
Bentley Brown
start by not viewing hijab girl as a german in your mind.
Jackson Hill
Sounds awful
Alexander White
LMAO this looks autismal as fuck. What aspie walks around like this?
Is this part of "the virgin walk" or something?
Joshua Rivera
>but around here you can dress well and use a rucksack Said no lawyer ever. Jesus fucking Christ why would you lie about shit like that on an anonymous site?
Owen Jackson
throw acid in her face for showing it in public
Josiah Davis
>I don't know which shithole you come from
Hans, calm down and welcome some refugees ja?!
Camden Smith
TFW no thicc hijabi waifu who is too thick to understand that modesty implies more than just covering your hair.
Parker Ortiz
Take out your phone and take a few pictures of her, really obviously. Don't say anything. If she starts making durka durka noises at you, put a little smirk on your face. Then post one of the pictures on twitter.
Luis Cooper
There's one thing you can do, on the long term. Infiltrate the administration. It's something that's going around in right wing movements. Infiltrate, being an apparent left winger or neutral
James Peterson
The one which fits your type most. This all will lead to nothing as there will always be annoying people in the subway. And these girls most likely are too ignorant to learn anything from confronting them anyway.
Camden Gray
haha getting cucked on the subway now eh... more cucking to come white boi
Brandon Morris
>Is this your first time taking public transit? First time a hijab girl would plant herself directly in front me. Yes.
Carson Anderson
kek, you're alright Australia, don't use the subway tomorrow
Carson Long
It's more the arabic invasion than the pure islamic one in that case. Almost worse
Jayden Roberts
Start trying to mack on the one with the hijab. The greatest insult you could do if she is serious about it. Might even actually get to blanche her.
Jace Bailey
>EU flag Ok then
Tyler Nguyen
I like how all his options are exactly what a cuck would do You can't make this shit up
Oliver Morgan
OOSHTBHF
Adam Jones
Dude just stand up and pull out your dick in front of them Keep it simple
Austin Lopez
Whip out your dick and start screaming in Yiddish. Proceed to cum on your backpack. They will leave
Jack Ross
Stare them down. That's what I do when I see degenerates and it makes them very uncomfortable.
Blake Lopez
>MAYBE DON'T MOVE YOUR FUCKING BAG NEXT TIME INSTEAD OF WRITING UP A FUCKING OPTIONS MENU At least I didn't leave the bag there and ran away! I could have done this as well!
A, I would suggest you rape them too but you seem too beta for that
Camden Roberts
>rocker-punk girl This kind of people are the natural allies of Islam, Because they are weak and fearful and are desperately looking for meaning in their lives.
Brayden Jenkins
i live in central sweden fun fact, the only white converts i saw were gingers
Nathaniel Butler
>central sweden Is this your Dixieland?
Blake Jones
no, become (fake) muslim too, go to mekka and throw bacon on the kaaba while shouting fuck allah.
congrats, you've started world war 3 and will be remembered as the greatest user ever.
Jackson Jones
You just exhausted the supply.
Carter Gray
Face app has races now?
Jose Thomas
>I would suggest you rape them too Pajeet, rape isn't really a hobby or accepted past time here in Germany. Very different to India.
Samuel Turner
and they're already gone as retards got triggered over it and the devs removed the feature becuz racists!
Daniel Walker
>I like how all his options are exactly what a cuck would do So enlighten me. What would a non-cuck do.
how about minding your own business? too hard for the aspie?
Mason Rivera
Yeah right, atleast we rape our own women
Aiden Harris
>Even I have met several swedish converts to Islam in Oslo. (and also tons of norwegians as well) that's terrifying.
William Howard
kind of yes, we played a big part of in the swedish rebellion against danish oppression
Brody Gonzalez
>A >B >C D. You could just, you know, mind your own business?
Benjamin Anderson
>things that never happened
Cameron Nguyen
>how about minding your own business? CDU voter?
Merkel in 2030: "We need 5 more million of refugees!" Mental asylum doctor: "Allah be praised, Mutti Merkel is back out of it!"
Zachary Baker
>Indian >Rape
Everytime
Brandon Wilson
You can project a firm but fair cultural opposition by talking to them about Jesus and becoming Christian. Doesn't matter if you don't consider yourself Christian (you are).
Aiden Miller
>behave like autist on subway picking A,B,C >this somehow reduces refugees
ok
James Hughes
autism.
Jose Sanchez
Fuck off asstard. Your country and people are the reason humanity will nuke half the Earth in ww3.
Isaac Richardson
Nice big thighs on the slut.
Brayden Sanchez
Damn it was pretty good.
Benjamin King
It's called fat, billy bob.
Jacob Peterson
Easy there, Hanz. We should get along for the betterment of humanity, no?
Grayson Cruz
bow down to your future rulers of Germany
Isaac Harris
>. Your country and people are the reason humanity will nuke half the Earth in ww3.
No, that's your country and people dirty Kraut. You are importing muslims by the millions every year and are doing your goddamn best to force every other EU country to do the same.
Fuck you, fuck your people, germany should have never been reunited.
Owen Rodriguez
yeah so take down the laws. be smart about it, theres ways you can pick at the foundation. find conflicts or incompatibilities in the laws that protect refugees. work with lawmakers in german states that want to see the refugees out (like austria for example)
theres always something you can do. sitting by and watching your country get replaced doesnt help anybody
Ryder Lee
>Easy there, Hanz. We should get along for the betterment of humanity, no? No. Now go bankrupt already. My country is being eradicated because of you. You are my enemy.
William Walker
>EU flag Always the same. Muhammad, fuck off.
Jackson Howard
>My country is being eradicated because of you.
Kraut, your country is being eradicated because of you, your parents, grandparents, neighbors, friends, etc. You krauts are the problem, you have chosen this ridiculous path and are now forcing it on everyone.
Fuck you.
Anthony Scott
>Muhammad, fuck off.
I'm muhammad because I'm telling you the truth? Top fucking kek. Just cant get enough muslims can you Hans?
Landon Thomas
We know your taqiyya tactics around here, Muhammad. You are hiding your Muslim flag below your EU flag.
Isaac Perez
We could get along as neighbours once you stop spreading your vile islamic propaganda all over the world and once you stop sending your poorer arab cousins (Syria, etc.) to our lands through your proxy wars. Saudis are the low IQ version of Kikes! We will gas you first if you don´t stop with this shit slining you dirty goatfucking desert apes! Heil der weißen Rasse!
Benjamin Young
>We know your taqiyya tactics around here, Muhammad. You are hiding your Muslim flag below your EU flag.