WE NEED TO BE SLUTS, SCIENCE GUYS

WE NEED TO BE SLUTS, SCIENCE GUYS

This dress was used to distract us from Jimmy savilles pedo culture at the BBC

women must dilate

and also black cocks

That makes no fucking sense. Can't using a dildo do the job or does it have to be someone's black bull?

If only there were some sort of artificial penis designed specifically to treat this condition.
Oh wait, there is; it's called a vibrator.

>The Sun
Saged

We should use this "study" and trick women into gauging out their pussies and assholes. Will make it much easier to identify sluts.

I don't think there's a real danger of that with today's sluts.

If you dont use it, you lose it!

FPBP

Fake article
Sage

>mfw this applies to 2d to

Who cares about women anymore? Are they even still a thing? Kek.
Its 2017 OP.

>Inverted colors on my tablet
It's black and blue case solved.

Happy to oblige
*tips hat

>even CAFAB womyn have to dilate
TRANSPHOBES B T F O

This is complete pseudo science.

I see white and gold.

I don't think anyone thought it was white and gold, pretty sure it was just a meme.
The phenomenon is supposed to be about the sunlight in the background and the hues of the dress, but sunlight is not captured in the same way through a photo as it is through our eyes, kind of how a picture of the sun won't blind you but staring at the sun will.
Was just the most coordinated troll meme ever.

hey baby, i'm just trying to keep your gina from antropy.

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MOZEL TOVE GOYIM!!!!

Sluts for black cock

This I every women I dated I used a huge dildo on her and ruined that cunt for everyother guy.

Dude it appears white and gold it isn't a meme. I understand the science of why it looks more white and gold but it clearly LOOKS white and gold at a glance.

study brought to you by Chad and Mike Petinski #1 party dogs AWWROOOOOOO classic bros I wanna motorboat the tits

Of course it is, but Sup Forums takes every crazy article/person out there and treats them seriously.

More bullshit to fuck with women's minds.

whats the name of the girl in the left?

Maybe my superior Aryan eyes are not fooled by trickery. I never saw it as white and gold, and it has been confirmed to be blue and black.

And while it can be a problem for women of any age, it’s more likely to affect women who are going through, or have been through, menopause.

Jess Southern, it's Lauren's slutty sister.

You're wrong, user. Its about the way you brain renders color. There is a finite amount of discernible colors in the RGB visible spectrum. Some pixels are in the "middle" of two colors. Since you focus on the center of your vision, your vision around that focus is imperfect, and your brain fills in the gaps with what makes the entirety of the image cohesive. That's why in pic related, when you look at the corners of the squares you will see white lines separating them, but around your center of the field of vision black dots will fade in and out of view, seemingly at random. This is your brain trying to compensate for missing or confusing information. That dress picture simply happened to have a many of a couple of "middle" colored pixels and so people's mental interpretation would oscillate slightly in between the reported colors due to angle, brightness, saturation, etc.

I view it as white and gold, btw. I know the actual dress is black and blue.

I once saw a video of a girl whose hair seemed to change hue when walking between differently lit rooms.

skub causes color blindness

my cock also needs constant exposure to little boys , i mean girls holes or it might fall off.

Literally blue balls. Fuck off. Goddamnit.

SO GET MARRIED AND ENJOY FRUITFUL INTERCOURSE BLESSED BY GOD.

>it's the "Trotsky vs Stalin" episode

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Sluts don't actually have sex very often. They hook up once or twice a week and have lots of partners, but they go many nights without sex. The people having most of the sex in this world are young married people. Even older married people have more sex than young sluts do.

Sluts also tend to use condoms more than people in relationships. Semen might not help keep the vagina in shape directly, but it contributes to mental and emotional health, which are necessary for a healthy sex drive.

good meme, saved m8.

cheeky

I know for a fact that that's bullshit

If you don't see these colors something is wrong with you

That forced meme was a load of shit, what upsets me about it is that some t-shirt and scarf wearing plebbit-browsing "freelance" (out of a job) faggot no doubt twirled some extra mustashe balm into the ridiculously styled tiny little mustashe carefully grown over 24 months of crafts beer drinking and eating men's assholes out for money. Fuck that "controversy", it marked the completion of entrance to an age in which creativity for the average person is re-posting a "meme" and posting a smilie with bags of water by its eyes. Fuck that meme.

Beat me to it. It's so dumb because it's one of those things where you know that you're being set up. Seeing this picture "liked" by some inquisitive asshole, you just know that people will genuinely make their best guess, the dickweed that posted it will post "le truth, ACTUALLY- xDD" and everybody will fucking pat themselves on the back just for having had a fleeting moment of not-even-pseudo intellectualism. Just straight up wankery, full on bullshit, not even disguised as something clever, but plainly put out there to waste everyone's time.

Social media ruined humanity. People should not be able to share their inane thoughts with the masses that easily. ("B-But user", you're reading this on a brazilian monkey boiling recipe exchange because you want to engage in it, you're not seeing it repeated and reguritated by people that you've met in real life and wanted to at least maintain the illusion of, even if it is just an illusion, of not being fucking retarded - alas this picture ruined even that optimistically hopeful lie).

>Implying
Cite a study, you shill.

I see Zyklon Blue and kike brown

>current year
>expecting women to hold virtue
>expecting women to have values
>expecting women to have honor
love is a male emotion
they dont care about you
they just want your wallet

HA!
HAHAHAHAHA!

They'll waste away regardless.
We all die.

The girl on the left looks like a skull... if she was red she'd be Cpt. America's nemesis, Red Skull.

They can just do kegels to avoid atrophy.

Good find OP. I bet it's a psyops too.

Probably need help with that autism, boy.

obviously blue and black

Married TradWives have more and better sex then sluts.

Women taking hormonal contraceptives (the pill) are biologically incapable of coupling and loving her man. The pill literally blocks the chemicals in their brains. No woman consistently on the pill has ever copulated with a man she loves. They have never experienced it nor the feelz and deep pleasure associated with it.

YOU NEED MORE WHITE SLUTS, MAKE MORE BLONDE BABIES U FAGGOTS, THEY ARE A LOT OF NIGGAS ALREADY THEY ARE CONQUERING US.

>WE NEED TO BE SLUTS, SCIENCE GUYS
Or they need to get married and have lots of children.

Ohohohoho

Generations of women will soon literally be losing it because they didn't use it.

>how to derail a thread in one simple step

Fine by me I guess. I better hit up my weekend slampig more often now.

The same is true for dicks, more sex increases vagina grip, they could just play sport, do kegels or masturbate instead.

I also need lolis to play with for mental well-being

>women must dilate
For your penis? Not much.

Here's my question which no one seems to be asking. Why do you think girls who fuck around in their 20's are more stretched out than a girl whos been in a relationship for two years? Me and my girlfriend have sex everyday and have been for a year, thats roughly 300 times, when most girls I know who don't have boyfriends and sleep around maybe sleep with a new guy a week (max twice a week) and then never again, its far less frequencies. Do different dicks warp the vagina more lol?

I understand sleeping around says a lot about your morals and attention span and likely hood you'd cheat, but as far as physical condition, shouldn't even be a factor.

It does not, swede, 2d is free from degeneracy.

Gilfs need more sex

we know who wrote that shit to try and justify why they look like a Arby's Deluxe by age 14. even if it was legal, i'm not sticking my precious in angry-looking toothless goatse roastie

Anything to not have to marry young and be monogamous.

Explains a lot. The modern female rarely goes a few weeks without dick past 14.

>. Do different dicks warp the vagina more lol?
Warps their entire DNA.

yeah im not talking about that though

>(((study)))

I see you're also a fine gentleman of sublime tastes.
Do you think the Olympics are going to hit the loli market hard? What is your view as an insider?

> Women MUST have PIV sex or be penetrated like PIV sex or their vaginas will in bad shape
Something tells me we'll have feminists on our side for this one.

I mean if you're more worried about a stretched pussy than your possible children having Jamal in their DNA then you're probably a lea...oh.

thans belarus-chan
i needed this desu fämäläm

Oh are we posting her now? I can do that.

>skub causes color blindness

Are we really going to have this argument again?

Friendly reminder that clits can shrink from lack of stimulation.

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>expecting women to hold virtue
>expecting women to have values
>expecting women to have honor
Why even date at this point? What makes it different from bestiality?

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disease and infections

dating is for marriage
marriage is dead
therefore dating shouldnt exist
pump and dump, or go your own way, those are your only options

>pump and dump
Terrible, I'd rather be abstinent.

>The Sun
Then what happens to women with morals?
Surprise, nothing happens because that's the natural way of life.

>tfw you realise you are born too late to have a loving family with cute wive and lots of children

Vaginas. What are considered vaginas by the standards put forth in our current society? That a flesh wound where a penis used to be that is forever being prevented from healing all the way is a "vagina." Somehow I don't think this is really about biological women and vaginas, anons.

then go have a "relationship" and then get married, and then have kids and then live happily ever after

when you realize that you first experienced 'Fake News' when you watched old reruns of "Leave It To Jeanie" and "I Dream Of Beaver"

Divorced man with alimony detected

Дeбил, ты в кaкoй cтpaнe живёшь?

Дaй мнe aбcтpaктнo пoгpycтить. C нaшими шлюхaми и экoнoмикoй paзмнoжaтьcя - этo дoлгий и бoлeзнeнный cyицид. Дa и жeнитьcя тoжe.

Чyвaк, в дpyгих cтpaнaх вce aбcoлютнo тo жe caмoe, вeдь дeлo нe в cтpaнe, a в людях, и люди вeздe oдинaкoвыe. Ктo хoчeт пo клyбaм шлятьcя и eбaтьcя, тe этo и бyдyт дeлaть. Хopoшиe люди ecть вeздe, дaжe y нac. Tы пoищи. He yнывaй.

>implying

no just a guy that watched 12+ of his closest friends become divorced/cheated on
a guy who watched most of his friends grow up without fathers and treated me like a father figure
a guy who watches his blue pilled friends go down the same path and wont listen because pussy is more important than their life
and a guy who watches his friends kids grow up scared of women

>He yнывaй

All of Sup Forums actually needs that advice. Simple, Sweet, Concise.