/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - REAL ROBERT HOURS

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
heyjackass.com
dnainfo.com/chicago/
chitownmugshots.com/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

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twitter.com/AnonBabble

bumping with purdy flag

NO ONE CARES FUCK OFF WITH THESE THREADS THEY ARENT Sup Forums RELATED FAGGOT

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dnainfo.com/chicago/20170820/west-pullman/chicago-shootings-murders-gunshots-7-dead-34-shot-1-day

>caller's tires were stolen

Leave /cpd/ alone. The tale of Male Black needs to be told every night.

>male passed out in a trash can

Bump

>seven or eight people fighting with mechanic tools

Group of 70 people fighting with tools

>group of people fighting with mechanic tools

>male beating a female with a belt

Male beating a female with a belt

/CPD art thread?
>maybe?

>three male blacks breaking into an abandoned house

16916 how hard is that to understand?

>male black smoked something and is now going crazy

sunday totals so far:

2x Hat tricks
1x 4 Hit
1x 7 Hit

way to go male black

>It's gonna be another night like this
/comfy/

>male ODing on pot brownies and freaking the fuck out
>it's going to be another night like this

>male
>ate brownies
>is hallucinating
>guy also going crazy from drugs

delet this

>over ten people fighting
>two male blacks beating a female white

>dead body on the expressway

Kereokee

>sister's husband hit the sister and threatened caller

bump

>naked female
>spics pulling guns
>spic shot

bump

>was it just one shot or was he shot at multiple times?

>screwdriver assault in progress

wew lad. You sound very uncomfy!

Good evening, Roberts

>user is concerned about an overly intoxicated male sitting on the sidewalk

If the numbers say so Robert will check his keys

The keys are checked.

Checked

>"Man you guys are busy tonight!"

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>41 year old male maced

What is dispatch saying? "People sitting on the corner for a long time saying there has been no shooting there. We have a ?pot? there."

A what? Pot? Pod? What is she talking about?

> robert dogbert

>schizo
>off her meds

EMS inbound

>15 year old daughter has a knife